Okay, so I was bored at one o'clock this morning, and then I remembered this website,, and remembered one of the posts which caused me to want to create this oneshot, so here it it. Oh and this is AU. Okay. (For any of you newbies that means alternate universe.) This is kinda sorta a crack fic.
Summary: Harry watches Finding Nemo. By the way this is gonna be year 8. also in this world finding Nemo existed then. Also technology works at Hogwarts.
Warning: this fanfic contains obsence amounts of Disney, viewer discretion is advised.
Ron, Hermione, Draco and Neville all stood in the door way to Harry's room. Ron and Neville were shocked, while Draco and Hermione were slightly amused. There in the middle of the dark room, was Harry Potter: The-Boy-Who-Lived, the mighty defeated of the Dark Lord, the Savior of the Wizarding World and one of the most powerful wizards since Merlin, and he was sitting in front of a giant screen tv, curled up on the couch, sobbing and holding on to a giant stuffed clownfish.
Draco was the first to say anything, " Potter, what on earth are you doing?"
Harry sniffled and turned towards the door, " It's so sad! Nemo's mother died protecting him too! And he doesn't have any friends," he turned back to the screen and cried, " I'll be your friend Nemo! Come to Hogwarts! I'm sure the giant squid would love you!"
The green eyed boy burst into tears again and cuddled with the stuffed sea creature.
Draco turned to Hermione, " So...is this a Gryffindor thing or a Potter thing?"
"Hm, 'not sure. I'm glad, though. I was worried that he might be depressed or something and then bottle it all up inside like he did when Sirius died. I would have rather he gone to therapy, but hey, if he wants to have emotional break downs over Disney movies then fine. Just don't let him watch the Lion King, he might relate that to his situation with Sirius a little too much."
"It's the Circle of Life!"
"Too late," sighed Neville.
Ron was now sitting on the couch with Harry, holding a stuffed Simba doll. He then jumped up and took out his wand, while Harry took out a stuffed Scar doll, and a stuffed shark. The two boys were soon, hexing and kicking the two dolls.
"Take that snitch! That's what you get for killing Mufasa!"
"How dare you eat Nemo's mother! She was just protecting her babies!How do you sleep at night?"
"Jerk!"
Draco threw his hands up in the air, exasperated, " What next!"
"Cruella De Vil, Cruella De Vil. If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will..."
Neville was now sitting on the couch with a stuffed Pongo doll, cheering on Ron and Harry as they beat up, a stuffed Cruella De Vil doll, along with the others.
Hermione banged her head on the door way, she couldn't believe how sensitive the boys were being.
" Never mind, this is a Gryffindor thing..." she started to say, turning to Draco, only to find that he wasn't there. She turned back around, when she heard,
"When will my reflection show, who I am inside!"
And saw Draco sitting on the couch next to Neville, clutching a stuffed Mulan, while simultaneously Crucio-ing and setting fire to a stuffed , Shan Yu doll.
"Argh,Why do boys have to be such pansies?"
"Hey!"
"I wasn't talking to you Pansy!"
Yeah, I was bored. Any way that's all I'll probably get done this year. Man, I'm lazy.
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