Title: Botchwarts

Author: Murto

Chapter: 1

Author's Note: Back after a 3-4 year break from Fanfiction. The Harry Potter series is no property of mine, and many things I write now are inspired by my students. Enjoy.

Harry and Hermione were both convered in sweat. His shirt unbuttoned to help him cool off, Harry was having trouble concentrating on what she was doing. He was enjoying it too much, but at the same time he wished she would go faster and do a better job.

"Try it again, faster!" Harry said, looking her in the eyes with desperation.

"I'm trying, it doesn't want to get bigger!" Hermione replied, sounding a little exhausted. She was trying the best she could, but as of yet they were seeing no results.

They had been at it for over an hour or two now, both were starting to get tired. Hermione stuck her tongue out the corner of her mouth in concentration. She loosened her collar a bit more, which helped a little and after a while Harry began to sigh with relief.

"Yes, yes! That's it! Keep going!" he cried frantically.

"This is so hard!" Hermione replied in surprise.

She knew Harry was close, they had been doing it for hours now with no luck, and finally late into the night, satisfaction was just around the corner.

"Oh oh oh! Don't stop!, you've almost got it!" Harry remarked, beads of sweat appearing on his brow. With Hermione's hands frantically at work they were bound to finish soon.

Hermione stared at her handiwork with intrigue, she'd never done this before. Finally (almost) succeeding, she was both overjoyed and relieved.

"Oh my god! That's so amazing!" he cried with relief. He never felt so good in his life as he stretched, then relaxed in his chair. Hermione stood up and readjusted her robes.

"I never thought using a non-verbal enlarging spell on a twinkie would be so difficult" she commented, holding up the (now) family-sized snack.

"I'm glad that's done, I'm spent. I'm going to bed" he said, picking up his twinkie. "Thanks very much for this 'ey".

"No problem" she replied, looking a little disappointed.