OK I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE REAL CHRACTERS I ONLY USE THEM FOR MY FIC. I`M TRYING THAT IT WILL BE A BIT FUNNY BUT A BIT DRAMATIC. IF YOU GOT ANY IDEAS SO E-MAIL ME. OH AND BY THE WAY I TOOK THE IDEA FROM A SUPERMAN SHOW `SMALLVILE` AND I WANTED IT TO BE FUNNY. AND I TOOK SOME COOL AND FUNNY PARTS FROM OTHER SERIES SO I DON'T OWN THOSE PARTS ALSO. ENJOY! DogersTerry!



1Meteor shower:

1 THE TOWN SMALLVILLE:



2 Mr.Kent: goodbye and thanks for the mail!

The kents are the only couple in smallville that don't have a kid. (Well the married couple).

Mrs.kent: so honey did we got the mail from the hospital?

Mr.kent: yup. But there are no positive results.

Mrs.kent: oh darn! We tried it million times...



MEANWHILE OUT OF SPACE:

A small spaceship was flying above the earth.

Two creatures were looking at it in a big screen.

???: are you sure in earth there living civilized creatures?

Another???: yes I`m sure!

???: well ok I just want our son will be more happy in another planet!

*(Weird isn't it?)

The flying saucer was in the earth's atmosphere and flew right to a town named smallville.

The mayor of smallville: look out everybody there's a meteor that's flying toward us!

Smallville`s people: (screaming). HELP HELP... (Running all over the place)

Meanwhile at the kents:

Mrs.kent: Jim honey I think I`m hearing...

Neighbor: hey kents there's a METEOR TOWARD AMALLVILLE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Mr.kent: what he said?

Mrs.kent: I don't know he was screaming about something and ran like there's a meteor that's about to crash in smallville.

Mr.kent: so what did you heard?

Mrs.kent: umm I think our chicken came back.

Mr.kent: yes I knew that Lorelei would come back!

Then suddenly they heard the meteor crashes in their back yard.

Mr.kent: what was that?

Mrs.kent: lorelei!

They ran as fast as they could and saw the small spaceship with a lot of smoke out of it. The spaceship opened slowly and they saw a four years old kid walking out of it. Mrs.kent went toward it and touched it.

Mrs.kent: your...human? *(Power rangers in space episode 1)

Mr.kent: it's a gift from the skies!

Mrs.kent: lets adopt him!

Mr.kent: but what about the papers?

Mrs.kent: forget the papers we will finally have a child!

Mr.kent: yeh lets call him...

Mrs.kent: Clark!

Mr.kent: Clark Kent welcome to our family!



AFTER 11 YEARS:

Clark is already 15, tomorrow it's his 16th birthday.

Clark: bye mom gotta go!

Mrs.kent: freeze!

He stopped before he got to the door.

Clark: what mom?

Mrs.kent: where are you going? When are you coming for dinner? Where is it? Why you are in such a hurry?

Clark: umm...umm...I`m going to Rick. I will come at 8 o'clock for dinner. He lives four houses from here. And I needed to meet him before five minuets ago.

Mrs.kent: be here in 8 sharp!

Clark: ok mom bye.

Mr.kent: bye son!

Clark: bye dad!



WHEN HE GOT TO RICK:

Rick: finally you're here...

Clark: mom!

Rick: explains all!

Clark: so...what's up?

Rick: fine oh guess what I found today...

Clark: what? What?

Rick: I found a...

A beautiful girl was passing by them.

Rick: Clark...Clark...?

Clark: she is so beautiful!...

Rick: clark snap out of it! She's out of your league!

Lana (the girl): hi clark.

Clark: ...

Lana: clark?

Rick: clark is a bit sick so he wont answer you right now...

Lana: ok too bad. Bye Clark...Rick.

Rick: bye Lana.

Clark: bye...la-na.

Lana: giggle.

Rick: come on clark...

They went to Rick's room and rick took out of his closet a chest.

Clark: what's in there?

Rick: something that might interest you.

Rick opened the chest and took out a huge picture of a meteor.

Clark: why I would be interest in that?

Rick: I don't know I mean you always like all those stars things and all.

Clark: so you needed a chest for a lame poster?

Rick: well there is one other thing there...

Clark: what?

Rick: the new CD of the police. *(Don't own them!)*

Clark: new?

Rick: umm yeh it's the newest and the last one.

Clark: oh brother...

THE TIME 7:58:

Clark: bye rick gotta go!

Rick: bye tomorrow at 8?

Clark: yup!

Clark got to his home and he and his parents ate dinner.

Mr.kent: so son tomorrow is the big day.

Mrs.kent: and to think just yesterday we found you...

Clark (suffocated from drinking): cough...found?

Mrs.kent: I mean...

Mr.kent: when I found you at home when you were just a baby...your mom didn't told me she got you home...

Clark: but I thought that you wanted to tell him mom.

Mrs.kent: well I wanted it to be a surprise to your father...



TO BE CONTINUE...



*That's it that's it! Next time instead of `mr.kent` and `mrs.kent` I`m writing Jim and Martha. I`m sick of writing always last names they are so long!!!

(For example: prof.mekdugal...mrs.itchyjoji-well I don't know their first name yet so they are fine...)

Next time: new powers will be shown plus some more action and jokes. In- SWEET 16...BOON.

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