Chapter 1: Enter The Gungan
The Separatist droids have all been deployed. They have been expecting a small army of primitive Gungans to mow down. Little did they know that they have but one enemy to face: Jar Jar Binks.
The tall and proud creature faces off the swarm of enemy droids, a smile on his orange face and his golden eyes giving off a sharp gleam. He flaps his Haillu, or ear flaps. It is showtime.
Bending over, he slams his right fist into the ground. The resulting shockwave obliterates half of the droid army. The other half observes the carnage created. by this single Gungan.
All droids present have been programmed to always confront the enemy and keep fighting, even if they face imminent destruction. Nevertheless, they fearfully drop their weapons and run away from the wrath of Jar Jar.
This is something that the proud warrior will not allow. He performs a spinning roundhouse kick in the air. Even though not a single fleeing droid has been hit by Jar Jar's foot, they are all sliced in half by the sheer power of the technique.
Jar Jar looks up to see a few ships flying directly add him. The foremost one fires it's b;aster cannon. Annoyed, the Gungan slaps the projectile away, causing it to travel 1,456 kilometers to the side.
Jar Jar leaps into the air and grabs the ship before hefting it in both hands. He flies at the other two ships, smashing each of them in half with his improvised club. He suddenly remembers; the keystone of the Separatist fleet is the Trade Federation's Droid Control Ship.
Dropping the ship in his hands, Jar Jar flies up. Six seconds later, he in outer space. He can see the control ship; a hulking ring with a sphere in the middle. He grabs another enemy ship before ripping out it's blaster cannon. With a single kick from the Gungan, the ship detonates.
Unharmed by the explosion, Jar Jar faces the control ship and fires once with hi blaster cannon. Once the bolt connects, the entire control ship explodes, catching all of the enemy ships in the blast radius.
Jar Jar thinks that he may as well check up on the Jedi in the royal palace on Naboo. It takes him seven seconds to fly back down to the planet, and three seconds to travel to the palace and smash himself through the thick walls.
He quickly finds his Jedi friends, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, engaged in battle with black-clothed monster wielding a red, double-bladed lightsaber. "Yo!" The Gungan shouts. Each of the combatants top their battle to look at Jar Jar, who throws a punch.
The monster is thrown back until he hits the wall, cracking his head open. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan look at Jar Jar in awe. "You sent him flying without even directly hitting him with your fist!" shouts Obi-Wan. "And you killed that Sith! How is that possible!?"
The Gungan grins and folds his arms. "Because mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
