First off this is my first fanfic EVER, so please review. If you don't the grotesque mask of the dragon will haunt your dreams! Muhahahahaha! And if you wanna use my characters for any reason just Email me for permission so my lawyer won't sue you. Bad lawyer! Don't sue the nice people! Hahahaha! My humor is lame, I know.


Disclaimer- I do not own Oh! My Goddess or the character Urd, even if it would be so cool if I did, Kosuke Fujishima does. I do own the character's Falcon and Komodo (More on him next chapter).


( ) Indicates typing or my personal thoughts. Means thoughts of the characters.


Alright, how should I start this?


(One day a guy did something ... nah, scratch that. Um.... A long, long time ago on a higher plane of existence far away. Well of course it's far it's another plane of existence. As I was walking down the street I realized....)


Masked Dragon pauses and begins to slam his head into the keyboard


Smack!

(Damn)

Crash!

(it)

Crack!

(Hit)

Pow!

(Head)

Owchie!

(On)

Lord Have Mercy!

(Keyboard)

Oh My God! There's blood everywhere!


(In the twilight of the dawn of the existence of all living things on this plane, four entities of almost unstoppable power battled for control of the higher realms, or as they are called here, Heaven and Hell.)


Masked looks up. How did? Eh, who cares? Commence typing!


(These four gods or as some would say demons were so vast they had no true physical form. Without a physical form no progress was really made in their struggle against each other. Not having the power to gain these forms of their own power so they sought help from the most powerful beings they could find, The Lord of Heaven and The Lord of Hell. Both refused their request. Neither Lord wanted the destructive power of the four to come into being. Sensing that the Lord of Hell was hiding something the four plunged into the depths of hell, learning more than they ever wanted to know of the pain and suffering of those with physical bodies. They had just resolved to stop their search when they reached the thirteenth level of hell. There they unwittingly released The Beast. The secret weapon that the Lord of Hell had created in case the Lord of Heaven turned on him. This creature's power rivaled the power of both the Lords. Unable to defeat the creature himself, the Lord of Heaven granted the four their wish and brought them into the Godly plane. They succeded in driving it out of heaven for several millennia, but it's power grew and it broke through the seal to Heaven yet again. The four took it upon themselves yet again to fight this creature again, and managed to seal it away, but at grave cost to themselves. They were forced to use their bodies as seals for the creature and their spirits were left to wander.)



Book of Flame

First Chapter - Wish


A young boy of about sixteen is lying in his bed doing the obvious, sleeping. He rolls over in his sleep his dark hair contrasting with the gold streaks that run through it. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"


Suddenly a loud noise cuts through the silence of his room. "You've got mail!" His computer screams. The boy nearly jumps out of his bed, but becomes entangled in his sheets and falls unceremoniously to the floor. "Ow!"


The boy sits up rubbing his head."Grrr! Stupid computer!"He then throws his pillow at the blinking screen. Which ends with it toppling over with a loud crash.


"Falcon!" A woman yells from downstairs.

"What are you doing up there?! Did you break the computer again? I'm tired of buying replacements for them!"


The boy, Falcon, yells back down the stairs.

"I didn't do anything! It's not broken Mom!"

"Okay that's fine dear. Your father and I are going out for a while."

"It's six in the morning!"

"That just makes it more fun! Oh yes, I almost forgot, don't forget to pick your sister up from her sleep over at twelve."


Falcon grumbled as the door slammed."Great, why do I have to do it?" He sighed as he up righted his fallen computer. "Oh well, might as well check the E-mail" he said as he turned the machine on. Falcon scanned the E-mail window as he scrolled down it.

"See my webcam, see my webcam, free porn (yeah right!),free dojin, how to enlarge your... Huh? This is new. Goddess films: Sexy Sister 2." He clicked on the link.

"You have been chosen by the goddess relief agency!
A consultant will be with you shortly."

"What's that mean?" Falcon looked closer at the screen. "And that address looks a little weird."


"That's because it's in Yggdrasil code speech, sweetie!" Falcon gaped at the woman's head that was stuck out of the computer screen. Falcon's eyes continued to bug out of his head as the white haired, dark skinned and somewhat scantily clad woman wriggled out of his computer. "Hi! I am the goddess Ur... ahh!" The woman's introduction was cut short as she tripped on the edge of the computer and fell on top of the unsuspecting boy.


When Falcon came to he found himself in a very dark but surprisingly warm place. "Wow this place is really soft." Wait this PLACE is soft? Where am I? Suddenly the mornings events rushed back to him and now blushing slightly he realized what was happening. He struggled to remove himself from underneath the woman's bosom (Why struggle man?). He soon found that this was impossible due to the fact that the lady, whoever she was, was unconscious.


So Falcon reacted the same way any other hormonal crazed, teenage young man would while trapped under a beautiful, full figured, unconscious woman. He freaked out. "Aw man, this will look so bad if anyone finds us like this! (What did you think he was gonna do?) And also, I wouldn't mind so much if she wasn't crushing my spleen."


"You really shouldn't talk to yourself so much." Falcon, face still trapped in her bosom, could do nothing but say "Huh?" in surprise. The woman yawned "Aaaah. That was a nice nap. Your floor is surprisingly soft." She opened her eyes looked about for a second. "Where are you?"


Falcon spoke up "Um...Could you please get off?" The white haired woman sat up freeing Falcon's eyes and allowing him a better view of her face. The boy gazed at her emerald colored eyes and frowned "Your eyes, they..." The owner of the eyes looked at him quizzically from her position sitting on his stomach. Suddenly realization came into her eyes "Oh I get it you're trying to seduce me!" " Huh? What?! No! I'm not. No! Not at all! No." Falcon protested still lying on his back.


The sultry female placed her finger on his lips "It's okay, you are a little young but you're kinda cute." She edged her face closer. The boy, now blushing furiously, shot straight up (Not what you're thinking) toppling the woman over and off of him. Seeing what he had just done the boy, now standing upright (Still not what you're thinking), offered his hand to the fallen woman. She took it, rubbing her head as she stood up.


"You excite easily don'tcha?" She asked giving him a wink. "I was just kidding." Falcon, still red, glanced up at her "Um... Who are you?" The woman smiled at him " Me? I'm the lovely Goddess Urd!" she twirled and struck a demure pose sitting on the edge of his desk.. The boy stared at her for a full minute without blinking, before saying "Did Komodo hire you as a stripper?" Now it was Urd's turn to stare "What?!" "That's the only reason that I can think of why a woman as beautiful as you would be in my room" Explained Falcon. He probably did it cause he knows I have horrible luck with women.


"Why don't you have luck with women?" Urd enquired. " I mean you aren't short or that bad looking" Falcon looked at his feet. "Well I get kind of shy around girls and......HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING!" Urd took a step back. "Wow you really do excite easily. Well like I said before I am a goddess, just calm down a little honey." She smiled at him a little nervously. Falcon looked confused. "You meant you're a literal goddess? I just thought you said that because you were horribly conceited"


Urd's eyebrow twitched. She was starting to dislike this kid. Falcon continued. "Why did you call me honey? Isn't that a little old fashioned?" WHACK! Urd responded to his comment by hitting him across the head. "Ow! What was that for?" Falcon looked up. Urd was standing above him breathing heavily with her eyebrow twitching and lightning crackling across her fist. "I.... am not.... old!" "Okay, okay I know you aren't old." Falcon lamented. She's scary when she's angry. "I heard that!" Urd glared. Falcon sweated "I meant scarily beautiful." "Oh okay" Urd smiled again.


Falcon breathed a sigh of relief. "So what brings a goddess to my humble home?" "Oh, right, I forgot about all that, what with you groping me earlier." She looked at him. Falcon flushed "I didn't! You got it all wrong!" "Really?" Urd asked, pouting a little. She leaned closer. "Because I wouldn't really mind if you were." The boy, now blushing furiously, stammered "A-a-aren't you getting a little sidetracked Miss Urd?"


"Huh? Oh right, I forgot, I was sent here to grant your deepest desire." Falcon raised his eyebrow in question. "Deepest desire?" "Yup, basically you'll get whatever you wish for..But..." She held up her finger "you only get ONE wish." She then frowned "Usually my sister takes care of this but she is ahh... indisposed at the moment." Falcon's ears perked in interest. "Really? Why?" The goddess scratched her head nervously "Uh.. it's kind of a long story." "I've got time" said Falcon sitting in a nearby chair.


Urd sighed. This was eating up a lot of time. But he looked like he wouldn't make his wish until he heard the story, so she began. She told him about how a couple months ago a guy named Keiichi made a wish that her sister, Belldandy, wish and how now was to be with him forever. "Wow that sucks" Falcon sympathized. Urd stared at him and then laughed. "No, no, don't get me wrong. Both of them are crazy about each other. They just aren't making any progress physically."


"And you want to help them progress, right?" "Yup!" Urd said grinning. Falcon sighed You probably do more harm then good. "Hey! Don't comment on my life! Just make your wish." The goddess pouted. The boy smiled and leaned towards her "You know, you're really cute when you do that. Maybe I should make a wish like Keiichi did." "Huh? Wh-wha?" Urd stammered. "I wish that ..." "Wait a minute!" Falcon laughed "Just kidding. I really have only one desire." He paused. "My true desire is to become stronger. I want to surpass any other mortal that has ever been. I wish to be... a God."


The room stood still for a moment. "I guess it didn't work huh?" He shrugged "Oh well, might as well think of something else." Suddenly the room began to glow. Falcon looked up. Urd was FLOATING in the middle of his room. The light was emanating from the triangular symbols on her forehead and below her eyes. Everything in his room swirled around the goddess as if she was the center of a giant vortex. She turned her face toward the heavens. Then a bright stream of light shot from Urd's forehead into the sky above. It also created a sizable hole in Falcon's ceiling. At that moment the goddess began to fall. Falcon managed to leap and catch her. Wow she's lighter than she was before.


Suddenly she started to stir in his arms. The goddess opened her eyes slowly. Falcon smiled "Hey you're awake." "Oh! What are...?" she said pointing at the newly appeared markings on his face. Three marks, one on his forehead and two just under the corners of his eyes. All were in the shape of flames. At that moment the phone rang.


Falcon set Urd down on his bed and grabbed the phone off of his dresser. "Hello?" A deep voice rang out "Newly appointed God, Falcon. I presume?" "Uh.. Yeah." "Have Urd take you to the Heavens. I must speak with you, personally." "And who might this be?" "I am that I am." "Uh okay. See you soon, I guess."muttered Falcon hanging up the phone.


"Uh Urd, the guy that just called said you got to take me to heaven." Urd still recovering after the massive data transfer to Yggdrasil system answered a little groggily. "We better go then. Do you have a TV?" The fledgling God. now confused, asked her, "How are we going to get there? And yes it's right next to the bed." Urd got of the bed gingerly and grabbed his wrist. She then stuck her hand THROUGH the television screen and pulled herself and Falcon into it.


The young God suddenly found himself in a magnificent shining city. Huge spires grew up into the sky and the place seemed to resonate with joy. Strangely he suddenly felt extremely giddy as if he could start giggling at any moment. And he NEVER giggled. "What is this place?" Falcon whispered under his breath. Urd noticed his bewilderment and beat him to the punch by giggling herself. Urd giggling? She doesn't seem like the type to do that. Maybe this place affects her as well. Urd swept her arms out in front of her. "Welcome to the Palace of the Almighty."


Suddenly Falcon heard a voice reverberate through his mind, his soul, and his body.


"WELCOME HE WHO WAS ONCE MORTAL! STEP FORWARD, GOD OF LOVE, CUPID!"


Falcon raised an eyebrow. "Cupid?"

End Book of Flame - Wish

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Whoooooooooooohhhoooooooooooooo! Yeah! End of the first chapter!


I know it was short but it's an introduction to the story. I promise the next chapter will be longer.

Please review! I took a lot of time out of my life to right this. Please tell me what you liked or what you hated. If you tell me I can make it better. Plus all avid Oh! My Goddess fan's if I messed up big somehow, as in characterwise, please tell me. Also tell me if you want me to continue it, cause I want to but if no one reads it what's the point?

Any way, next chapter will probably tell you more about Falcon's new job and about some other key characters like Komodo.

Hope you keep reading.

Masked Dragon