I Hate Life But I Love Death


A/n: Like all my others stories this came to me in a flash of insipiration. But this time it was while I was playing poker with some friends. And one of my friends talked about eating chicken and well… I sort've connected that with death. And how it was good that chicken died to feed us and well I connected that to how a person would want to be dead and stay dead. I connected that to bleach and then connected that to Naruto… you see where this goes. Anyways I will not start this for a very looooooong time but it will reappear as a … little surprise with Shunpo Naruto.


Here we go


Did you know people die when they are killed? I mean isn't it really mind blowing that people stop breathing, heart stops pumping, and after a while the brain also stops. I mean its amazing that some horrible damage to the body or loss of something can cause a person to die. I mean seriously, it makes you question your vulnerability.

And in the Chunnin exams people die. Gennins are probably not used to death, unless you're a killer maniac like Gaara but hey that's his hobby. Yep, killing people everyday, one before breakfast, after lunch and while getting dessert if he's feeling angsty. Naah He doesn't kill that much, but you get my point.

Ok, where were we? Right, kitten, bunnies, and butterflies… wait that doesn't sound right… oh yes death. Now think about it, most people are afraid of death. Think about it really, people do not want to die. Well ok the rare occasion to save a life but in the nin world, the nin does not want to die, kill someone else yes, but not lose their life. Its crazy, right. I mean, why don't they want to die? Maybe they think they'll be punished or something.

Well that's true and not true, most people think that but there is actually something more. You see people in the nin world wanted to keep living, because they had things to do. Its true. Now, its kind of obvious that if they die, they can't do shit. So, its seems logical for someone not to want death. That was pretty much true for everyone in the world. It was true when a certain blonde gennin died…

But it wasn't true when he came back.


A/n: Don't worry I'll put up the next chapter really quick.

Happy holidays and a good New year.