"I love grocery shopping!"

Came the squeal of a skipping pink haired fema- male. Marluxia pranced (gaily, might I add) down the 4th aisle of PathWay, the closet grocery store to the Organization 13. Following behind him was Vexen, pushing the cart, Zexion, reading a book to hide his shame, and Luxord throwing his cards at Number XI.

"Mate, will you cut that out already?" Luxord pleaded. "You're embarrassing us!"

"Seriously…" Number VI mumbled, looking up from his book, trying to conceal his emo shame. The pink-haired 'male' only giggled.

"C'mon, fellas!" he chirped. "Don't you love this? The rush of the carts, the feel of the cardboard against our fingers!" he sighed dreamily, taking in the smell of old food and cheep packaging products. He sighed once more. "Intoxicating…"

"Yea, intoxicating…" Vexen muttered, quite annoyed at this point. He absolutely hated grocery shopping. He watched as Marluxia threw in box after box, can after can, into their cart. He raised an eyebrow.

"You know, we're not even getting half of this stuff." He said in a dry tone. Marluxia chuckled, spinning around to face the elder Nobody.

"Oh, Vexen!" he cooed. "It's all in good fun and spirit!" he then proceeded to shove random parcels into the cart. Zexion closed his book and looked up fully.

"Does anyone even know what we're supposed to be buying?" he asked. Luxord shrugged.

"I have no clue. Roxas is supposed to be coming with the list."

"Hmm…" Marluxia added in, crossing his arms. "I wonder where he is, anyways…"

(Somewhere far away from PathWay)

Roxas had left the grocery list back in the castle, so he and Axel had decided to drive (yes, I said DRIVE) back to get it. In the car on the way back, Axel swerved randomly, chuckling maniacally, as if drunk.

"Sheesh, Axel!" Roxas cried, grabbing a hold of the seat. "Slow down!" Axel only laughed.

"It's more fun driving this way!"

"Ughh…" Number XIII moaned, rubbing his temples with his hands. "I just hope no one—"

WOOOOOOOWOOOOOOWOOOOOWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

"Yo, Axel!!" Roxas yelled, turning around in his seat to get a better look of the police cars chasing after them. "We got da' PoPo on our tail!!"

"Durn it!!" Axel shouted, the flashing red and blue lights blinding him slightly. A smirk spread across his face. "We'll out run them!!" And with that, the crazed pyromaniac stepped on the gas, and speed away, laughing evilly (again).

"YOU'LL NEVA' CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPAS'!!!!!!"

(Back at PathWay)

"This elevator music has GOT TO GO." Demyx grunted, crossing his arms. He was in the shopping group along with Saix, Xemnas (by the way, the two were flirting with each other – GROOOSSS!!!!!!), and Larxene (who was equally grossed out by Saix and Xemnas, too). Looking around to see if anyone was watching him, Demyx sprinted off to the nearest cash register, taking up the mike and standing on the item belt (you know, those things that move your items down the line…you get me? No? Too bad, you're loss XD).

"ATTENTION HOPPERS!!!! I MEAN, SHOPPERS!!!" the waterboy shouted out, a ridiculous grin set upon his face. "I'd like to dedicate this song to my very good friends, Saix, and Xemnas." He said, summoning his Sitar and strumming a chord.

"Oh, and by the way, they're gay for each other." He started to play, when out of NOWHERE a flying claymore speared the instrument in two. Looking up fearfully, he saw the seed of the demon himself, Saix, stomping towards him.

"YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!!" he growled, summoning another claymore and advancing towards him. With a shriek, Demyx began to run, but at the same time, the item belt began to move. Saix jumped up onto the belt to give chase, but, since the belt was moving, he didn't move either. So actually, none of them were moving (you have Nax to thank for that brilliant insanely random but funny idea. +high fives Nax+).

(Somewhere else in the store)

Zexion stopped walking suddenly, and Vexen stopped with him.

"What's wrong?" Vexen asked. Zexion tilted his head to one side.

"I don't know, but I have a feeling Demyx got himself into something. Again." Vexen scoffed.

"We all knew that was coming."

(Somewhere ELSE in the store)

Larxene walked by a shelf in the card section that held some small, but simply adorable teddy bears.

"Aww…" she said, picking up a pink, fluffy one with a black top hat and red bowtie on. She was smiling at it, when she noticed two guys were staring at her weirdly. She instantly frowned.

"What you lookin' at, boi?" she snapped, ripping off the head of the bear in one clean rip.

"You know, you're gonna end up paying for that." One of them spoke. Before either knew what had happened, the two were pinned up against the wall, Kunai at their throats.

"You wanna run that by me again?" Larxene growled viciously.

"I-I-I mean y-y-you'll have to p-p-pay for that in m-munny…" the other one stuttered.

"Oh." She removed her weapons and dismissing them. She then took out a sum of munny and thrust it into their hands. "Have a nice day, boys." She said sweetly, with an overly happy (and creepy) smile on her face.

(Somewhere ELSE completely unrelated to the store)

forgot about them, didn't ya?)

Having lost control of the car and crashing into 29 trees, 14 cars, Xigbar (random much?), and a wild boar (presumed to be Xigbar's girlfriend XDDD), both Axel and Roxas stood chained up on the side of the road.

"I can't believe we got arrested, Axel." Roxas grumbled, rolling his eyes. Axel scoffed and smiled slyly.

"I've got our way out of this one." The younger of the two raised his eyebrows.

"Really? How?"

"Heh, watch this!" Axel said, turning towards the police officer a few feet from them. "YO OFFICER!!!!!" The cop turned around.

"What do you want?" he snapped. Suddenly, Axel began shaking uncontrollable.

"I'VE GOT CRAMPS!!!!!!" he wailed, falling to the ground, convulsing spastasically. The officer wasn't moved.

"Only women get cramps, you dunce!"

"Well…" Roxas began, trying to think up an excuse. "He's got….uhhh… MAN CRAMPS!!!!! They're…uhh…like, really bad."

The officer gazed at the two for a moment: one looking like he was being electrocuted, and the other looking completely pathetic.

These two were nutjobs.

"You two are crazy." He said, sighing. "I'm letting you go." After removing their cuffs and driving away in his car, Axel rose up from the ground, chuckling. Roxas sighed, annoyed and amused at the same time.

"Only you could pull that off, axel."

"You know you love me." Axel replied, smiling.

"Whatever." Roxas opened his portal, and stepped inside, Axel following at his heels.

(Somewhere in the dark portal)

"Why didn't we use this before?" Axel called out to Roxas in the dark.

" 'Cause you're an idiot."

"I can't see where I'm going. Roxas, gimmie your hand."

"No!"

"Come on!!!" Axel wailed, groping around, grasping hold of what he presumed to be Roxas' wrist.

"Uhh…Axel?"

"Yeppers?"

"That ain't my hand."

"o.O"

(Back in aisle 4)

"Marluxia!! Watch where you're swinging your hands!!" Luxord called out to him, but with no luck; Marluxia knocked the entire cereal shelf down, sending fruit loops and O's and chocolately cereal flying everywhere.

"Wait!!" Marluxia shouted, bending down a picking up a box of half-smashed Lucky Charms. "What's this?" Zexion walked over to where he was and began reading the box.

" 'Sweet Marshmallow cereal, with balloons, hats, Hearts, gol—'"

"HEARTS?!?!" Vexen, Luxord, Marluxia, and Xaldin (who hasn't even been mentioned in this story yet) screeched, ripping open the box, spilling it's content everywhere.

"Look!!!" Vexen said, picking up one of the Heart-shaped treats. "Our HEARTS!!! They're been here ALL ALONG!!!"

"And look!!" Luxord shouted, holding up one of the Rainbows. "Our emotions are here, too!!!"

"Actually.." Zexion began to explain, but was cut off by the sudden rush of Nobodies running into the aisle. Marluxia stood up on the fallen down shelf.

"LOOK Xemnas, Saix who is choking Demyx at the moment, Demyx who is being choked by Saix at the moment, Larxene who's finished killing a teddy bear, Xaldin who came out of nowhere, Xigbar who's supposed to be dead, his boar girlfriend (WTS?!?!), Axel and Roxas who're supposed to be in jail but got out of it by having man cramps (by the way, how'd they find out about that+shifty eyes+), Lexaeus who has no fangirls, Nax who has anger issues, Xed who's not even in this story (and for that matter, neither is Nax XD), Kaxu and Naxu who are in the same position as Nax and Xed, and all the other people I don't care about," Marluxia took a breath, holding up a box of Lucky Charms, "OUR HEARTS LIE WITHIN THESE PACKAGES!!!!"

Every gasped in excitement. (save for Demyx, who really couldn't breathe at the time, and Zexion, who was still trying to explain)

"LISTEN EVERYONE!!!" Zexion shouted, trying to talk. "These aren't—"

But suddenly, everyone jumped at the pile of cereal on the floor, ripping it all open, searching for their Hearts. Saix finally let go of Demyx, who sqealed in delight.

"YAY I LOVE LUCKY CHARMS THEY'RE MY FAVORITE FOOD!!!!"

Everyone stopped suddenly.

"Huh?"

It was…only CEREAL??

Wow, did they feel like idiots!!

Whistling, they all ran out of the store.

(Three minutes later)

The manager walked into aisle 4 to take inventory but stopped dead in his tracks, seeing the HUGE HUGE HUGE mess left on the floor.

"WHA HAPpENED HERE?!?!?!

Once over his shock, he called out:

"CLEAN UP ON AIsLE 4!!!!!!!"

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Hey! This is the first Fanfic from our new group called Organization IV (for right now). It's made up of:

+ Xed

+ Nax

+ Kaxu

+ Naxu

But the people who wrote this story are:

Neon Cookies

Xed14thkey

We hope you liked it, and we hope to write many more:D:D:D

NOW LET'S GO RAGU SLEDDING!!!! … YAY!!!