10 ways to annoy the house of night characters
Zoey
Tease her about her human puppy dog (heath)
Total her vintage Volkswagen beetle
Ask her if she filled her marks in herself with paint
Burn down starbucks
Tell her heath calls her his pleasure mobile behind her back
Tell her that someone set her V.W Bug on fire and sent it towards starbucks causing it to burst into flames
Kill her grandma and burn her lavender farm
Call her a retarded bitch in Cherokee
Use her and lose her
Try to dominate the world starting with the Tulsa house of night
Heath
Tell him zoey calls him her human happy meal behind his back
Ask him how much zoey pays for his stud services
Ask him repeatedly if he's gay and when he says he isn't tell him it's ok that he wants to hide in the closet for a little longer.
Tell him stark shot an arrow and aimed at him
Use and lose zoey
Break his and zoey's imprint
Tell him zoey is sleeping with erik and stark behind his back
Keep reminding him that zoey lost her virginity to someone else
Kill zoey
Destroy all the alcohol in Tulsa
Aphrodite
Call her afro
Call her affy
Tell her darius is sleeping with the dorkameise twins (yes both of them)
Tell her all the clothes stores in Tulsa have been burned down
Tell her that her wardrobe is on fire
Kill darius
Tell her that the twins have better style than her
Tell her that you can see a grey hair
Cut her hair while she is sleeping
tell her that Stevie Rae is in love with her
