10 ways to annoy the house of night characters

Zoey

Tease her about her human puppy dog (heath)

Total her vintage Volkswagen beetle

Ask her if she filled her marks in herself with paint

Burn down starbucks

Tell her heath calls her his pleasure mobile behind her back

Tell her that someone set her V.W Bug on fire and sent it towards starbucks causing it to burst into flames

Kill her grandma and burn her lavender farm

Call her a retarded bitch in Cherokee

Use her and lose her

Try to dominate the world starting with the Tulsa house of night

Heath

Tell him zoey calls him her human happy meal behind his back

Ask him how much zoey pays for his stud services

Ask him repeatedly if he's gay and when he says he isn't tell him it's ok that he wants to hide in the closet for a little longer.

Tell him stark shot an arrow and aimed at him

Use and lose zoey

Break his and zoey's imprint

Tell him zoey is sleeping with erik and stark behind his back

Keep reminding him that zoey lost her virginity to someone else

Kill zoey

Destroy all the alcohol in Tulsa

Aphrodite

Call her afro

Call her affy

Tell her darius is sleeping with the dorkameise twins (yes both of them)

Tell her all the clothes stores in Tulsa have been burned down

Tell her that her wardrobe is on fire

Kill darius

Tell her that the twins have better style than her

Tell her that you can see a grey hair

Cut her hair while she is sleeping

tell her that Stevie Rae is in love with her