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(post season 7. Woke up with a weird idea.)

Xander sighed as he walked into the new headquarters. They'd finally gotten the funding in place to hire on additional help. Now Buffy wanted him to come meet the new secretary.

As he walked by various slayers, he heard the occasional giggle and some whispering. He paused by one.

"So what's going on?"

Jenna giggled as she looked at her friends. "Oh, just talking about the new secretary."

Xander blinked. "Funny looking is she?"

She rolled her eyes. "It's a he, not a she."

"Ah. Still not hearing an answer." Then Xander watched as they all walked away giggling some more.

"You'd think I'd be used to this after being around Buffy and Willow…" Xander muttered and walked on toward the conference room.

When he went in, he paused in shock. As he opened his mouth, Buffy spoke.

"Xander, meet Mr. Boo."

Xander stared for a minute at the giant chicken in a suit. Then he shrugged and walked forward while sticking out his hand. "Welcome to lunacy central."

"Xander!"