It was an average day in Bikini Bottom. Spongebob was walking toward the Krusty Krab when he saw Mr. Krabs on his knees in tears in front of the restaurant. He was weeping intensely, but when his teary eyes met Spongebob in the distance, he shouted "Spongeboy Me Bob! Hurry over, quickly!"

"What's wrong Mr. K?"

"Ah, me boy," Mr. Krabs sniffled. "It's Plankton. He's at it again!"

Spongebob gasped, caught his breath, and then gasped a second time for emphasis. "Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! I'll keep my eyes peeled." He then peeled off his eyelids and darted his eyes back and forth.

"No, it's too late, me boy. Plankton's already stolen the formula."

"Oh no! Mr. Krabs, that's terrible!"

"It gets worse, lad. He also made off with your spatular!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO—"

Then the narrator stepped in with a sign that said "2 hours later."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Are ye done, lad?"

"Just give me a moment." Spongebob cleared his throat and uttered one last "Noooooo!"

Meanwhile, at the Chum Bucket, Plankton burst through the door and shouted for his computer-wife, Karen. "Karen! I finally did it! I got the formula!"

"Yeah, right, Plankton. Now how are those dinner reservations going?"

"No, dear! I'm serious this time!" He pulled the formula to prove he wasn't lying.

"Oh, that's great, honey! How did you do it?"

"It was pretty easy, actually. You see, I just offered that squid guy at the counter a free subscription to the special edition of Fancy Livin' magazine, and he handed it right over."

"Oh. So you really didn't do anything. I should have known."

"Now, I'll be able to take over the world. You see, Karen! Once you use this formula to make a Krabby Hotdog, you grow 200 times your original size! Krabs was once a baby!"

Karen was skeptical, but willing to listen. As Plankton took a bite of his Krabby Hotdog, he grew so big that his head broke through the ceiling! While he was growing, he accidentally killed his wife. He then chuckled to himself. "Haha. Just like how Krabs was once a baby, now I too am a big boy! I guess I don't need this binky! PTOOIE!

Across the street at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs was busy adjusting his shell, so he didn't see the flying pacifier. It was too late. Mr. Krabs had been killed on impact. Then Plankton giggled, and sat on the Krusty Krab, and demolished it. Squidward and Spongebob died. Then, Plankton realized how fun it was to kill people, so he decided to destroy the city. As Plankton was destroying Bikini Bottom, one fish in the distance shouted "MY LEG! My leg…"

THE END