Mike scrolled down the list of random Total Drama couples that the fandom maniacs had created as the rest of the ROTI cast watched over his shoulder. It was a fun pastime for them as they hung out in Mike's basement.
"Hey, here's an odd one- Dawn and Scott!"
Scott laughed. "Like I'd ever go out with that weirdo."
Dawn stuck her nose in the air. "And I would never date some one with such a blackened aura. He only cares for his well-being, and not for anyone else's." Mike continued to scroll and read aloud the pairings, with many mixed reactions. "Dawn and Cameron" ignited blushes, "Lightning and Anne Maria" recieved a "Sha-WHAT" from Lightning and a shrug plus a cloud of hairspray from Ann Maria, and "Jo and Brick" resulted in Jo knocking the wind out of Brick with a pillow. Eventually, Scott had an evil yet epic idea. It would be pretty sweet revenge on some of his most hated 'companions'.
With a menacing smirk, he told the others his plan.
"Here's the idea," he told the others, "Every time a pairing is called, those two people have to make out. No excuses, no getting out of it, no nothing." This was greeted with some glares, so he pulled out old reliable. "Unless you're scared," he finished, putting extra emphaisis on the last word.
It worked like a charm.
"Okay," Mike began, "Here's the first couple." He squinted, then read, "Lightning and Jo."
Jo looked like she was going to strangle Mike, Lightning, and Scott all at the same time, but her objections was interruped by Scott mouthing the word, "Chicken..."
She groaned. Might as well get it over with. She marched over to Lightning, gave him a quick kiss, then marched over to the farthest chair possible and sat down, crossing her arms. "Well, get on with it!"
Not wanting to face Jo's wrath-that would be stupid-he turned to the computer and read.
"Well, what is it?"
"NOTHING!" Mike yelled, startling everyone. " I mean, uh, n-nothing." He cringed.
"WELL?" Scott screeched, "WHAT IS IT?" Mike winced.
"W-Well, it's, uh," He paused for a second, then continued, "Scott and Zoey," He whispered.
Zoey looked pretty pissed, but got up, walked over to Scott, drew in closer, her eyelids fluttering shut...
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..and gave Scott the Knee Of Justice. He fell to his knees and bawled bloody murder as the rest of the contestants burst into hysterical laughter. Zoey then proceeded to walk over to Mike and wrap her arms around his chest, causing him to blush. "Next couple?"
He was pretty shaken, but quickly recovered. "Uh, It's..." He read the next pairing. "B and Dawn."
B shrugged, silent as usual. Dawn smiled and walked over. Wrapping her small arms around his neck and kissd him lightly. He placed his arms around her waist and pulled her close. It was perfect.
That is, until a familiar fangirl stalker popped up randomly from behind the couch and snapped a picture with her cell. Dawn and B separated in shock as they gawked at Sierra along with everyone else.
Mike spoke first. "How the hell did you get in my basement?"
Sierra gave a crazed-fan-girl giggle in response. "Oh, you left your bedroom window open. I decided to join you guys after a long and heartfelt reading of your personal diary." Mike looked tramatized as she continued with, "And now, time to alert the entire Total Drama fandom that the B/Dawn rumors are True!" Before anyone could stop her, she tapped a few buttons on her phone, and, a few seconds later, it began to beep like crazy. "WOW! This is even more comments than the "Mike's Diary" Post!"
"WHAT THE-"
Scott laughed evilly as he whipped out his phone and began typing, still holding an ice pack to his crotch. He put on a girly, high pitched voice as he read, "August 4th, 2011. Oh, I had the best day! I finally arrived at the Island, Camp Wawanakwa, and I met this wonderful girl-" He fake swooned as Mike charged at him with murder in his eyes. Scott snickered and continued to read aloud the entry as Mike chased him upstairs. Suddenly, a punk with a green mohawk and a beautiful goth girl slid through a small window.
"HA!" Duncan screeched. "This party is crashed-" He took a look around. "Aw, Crap! Sierra, you said this was a party! It's just some lame-o newbies playing pat-a-cake!" Just at that moment, the dirt farmer daddy's boy burst downstairs aa Mike limped after him.
"Darn whippersnappers, with their quick little scrawny legs and evil intents-" He glanced at the room and gasped, changing personalities.
"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STRANGERS IN MY HOUSE?!"
Duncan shrugged. "Must have somethings to do with the fact Sierra considers this an epic party."
B shrugged. "..."
