Title: The Real Boss
Characters: China
Challenge: Prompt: Cooperation
Bonus Words: peace, stubborn, willing, friend
Rating: K+ for the word 'hell'.
Summary: China's boss really shouldn't be called like that. He's more like China's punching bag.
A/N: This was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this topic. I just delayed writing it because I was a little lazy. And the other ideas came in a rush. XD
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia
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China held his Hello Kitty doll tightly as he processed what his boss had just said. That stupid dragon didn't know what the hell he was saying! He did know China hated Russia, right? And that he was his ally, not his friend, right?
"I refuse to unify with him!" China exclaimed as his boss began to laugh.
"Of course you will. Communism sounds better than Democracy, unless you want to join forces with America," the dragon said/threatened with a smile.
"But they're both so douchy!"
"Stop being stubborn and listen! Russia is big nation. Join with him and he will protect you!"
China's mouth was wide open. "I'm not willing to work with him because he's an S.O.B. and because he creeps me out! I'm scared he might disguise himself as something and try to take me with him!"
"But we need him. He may keep the peace here," the dragon said.
"Or break it. In that case, I'd rather unify with Britain. Then, he only take opium," China replied with a stern pout.
"We need opium and Britain take too much," the giant reptile complained.
China pounded the dragon with his Hello Kitty plushie multiply times. "Then, I stay alone. I am big enough to defend myself and perfectly fine at keeping my totaritarian government!"
His boss just laughed at his comments, which caused China to keep hitting him until he grew tired. Besides, it was just another day of carrying out decisions in China's capital.
A/N: I found it it's actually 'totalitarian government', but in the English adaptation, China said that with an r instead of an l. Too funny! I hope I got the characterization right for them. Anyways, R/R, plz! Support is love!
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