Title: Madness

Summary: Logan remebers the day he went crazy.

Author: Mental Merc With A Mouth

Rating: PG-13

Characters: James Howlett Wade Wilson

Word Count: 363

Genres: Humor Romance

Warnings: Nothing really besides Wade being well Wade.

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In a lot of ways madness is like a drug. A highly addictive, potent drug. One that is distinctly unique to all of its users. Madness isn't just any drug; it is an alluring mistress that can entice any sane man. Just one push, one small dose, could drive any sane man up a wall, to the edge of oblivion. And that was exactly were Logan was, on the edge of oblivion, driven there by his own personal madness, Wade Wilson.

All it took was one small push.

"C'mon Jimmy what've you got to lose" Wade asked his usual playful smirk in place as he stared imploringly up at Logan for his answer. "Just sex not like we're getting married or anything. But if we did get married I'm not sure about that whole white picket fence one boy one girl deal, it's so Pleasantville you know"

Logan stared at Wade oddly for a moment at that last comment what the hell was Pleasantville anyway? Well it's not like he ever understood anything that Wade talked about anyways, Logan knew the only reason he was trying to make sense of Wade at this moment was to avoid answering the question.

"You know Pleasantville with Tobey Maguirethe dude that plays Spiderman" Wade explained as though everything he was saying was common knowledge that Logan should have already known.

'What the hell was a Spiderman' Logan thought to himself not wanting to answer Wade's suggestion just yet.

"Oh right, that movie hasn't been made yet" Wade said to himself before he continued rambling on about how awesome sex with him could be "I'm double jointed, I bet we could have loads of fun with that. Plus I have like the fastest tongue in the world it's from all the talking"

Logan stared down at Wade strangely for a moment, before surging forward and capturing the merc's mouth in a heated kiss.

And with that Logan pushed himself off the edge and into oblivion. Besides it wasn't all that bad Logan mused, falling only hurt when you hit the bottom and it was a long way down. And Logan planned on enjoying every second of it.