This is the story of the very rich, unkillable duck, named Ted!

There once was a very rich duck named Ted.

Then a very large brick fell on his head.

Ted was then discovered to be dead in his bed.

Ted was dead, and he was loved.

But then, Ted came back as a zombie duck!

Then he kamikaze bombed himself dead.

But Ted was resurrected from his grave.

^ The original "Ted The Duck" story that all started when we had to write group poems in class. Now this is the NEW and IMPROVED a Ted The Duck Story!