This is the story of the very rich, unkillable duck, named Ted!
There once was a very rich duck named Ted.
Then a very large brick fell on his head.
Ted was then discovered to be dead in his bed.
Ted was dead, and he was loved.
But then, Ted came back as a zombie duck!
Then he kamikaze bombed himself dead.
But Ted was resurrected from his grave.
^ The original "Ted The Duck" story that all started when we had to write group poems in class. Now this is the NEW and IMPROVED a Ted The Duck Story!
