Today just went so rough. My team ended up blowing up more than we should have. I guess I did get a bit carried away... but that doesn't make me any less upset. Now I'm worrying about getting sued and about getting in trouble with Dr Light.
I decided to relax by playing some video games. I sat down on the couch, turned on the system and started playing. Before I knew it, my oh-so-wonderful brother, Cutman, comes strolling in.
"Hey Bomb! my man!" Cutman said with a smile.
The orange robot leaned over the back of the couch. His eyes became fixated to the screen. I grumbled, uncomfortable with him watching over my shoulder.
"I'm not in the mood Cut..." I growled.
"Oh, sorry for cutting in on your personal space." He said.
"Cutman I'm serious!" I yelled.
"Woah! Sorry!" He said, holding his hands in the air, "Don't blow up in my face."
I groaned and went back to playing. He decided to stay there for some dumb reason.
"Hey Bomb," He said, "Do you know what my favorite part of video games are?"
I stayed quiet.
"...The cutscenes."
"THAT'S IT!" I yelled.
I jumped off of the couch and started to chase the little twirp.
"GET BACK HERE PUMPKIN HEAD SO I CAN CARVE A NEW FACE FOR YA!"
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I thought of that last pun and had to make a story out of it. Why? … 'Cause Kung Fu Cutman! That's why!
