Painful Games

I'm not sure where this idea came from. I was just watching Goku vs. Nappa and all of a sudden this came to my mind.

Chibi kitty Kaido: Probably from one of us. Ever thought of that?

Neko: You guys are alive! I thought you died!

CKK: No, we just went on our own spring break. At least DBZ gave you ideas instead of us. Then we might have died.

Neko: Gomen my little muse. Well, I don't own Vegeta or Nappa.


"Nappa come here for a second." The Saiyan prince called as he squatted down in front of a creek's edge. Peering down into the clear water, he tilted his head a bit in curiosity.

"What is it?" Nappa asked, looking down at the water.

Shrugging, Vegeta reached down and pulled the mysterious creature out of the water. "I'm not sure. It looks like a shell with claws and can be quite feisty. Maybe we could train them to help us like the Saibaman."

"Let's try it out on something." The taller Saiyan suggested as he poked the moving thing in the tail.

"Take your armor off." Vegeta ordered, turning his gaze onto his elite but stupid soldier.

"Why me?"

"You can withstand pain and I don't think you want to disobey orders if you knew what was good for you." The prince hissed with a glare to his ebony eyes.

"Fine." Nappa whined as he reached under and grabbed the armor. Taking it off to expose the broad chest, he looked at the shorter man with a little of concern and curiosity like him.

Bringing the creature up to one of Nappa's nipples, he watched it latch on with one of its claws.

"GODDAMN IT!" Nappa screamed as he grabbed a hold of the creature and tugged on it. Growling out loudly from the pain that also brought on, he let go of it. Watching it dangle there, he could only glare and growl at the creature.

Biting the inside of his cheek, the Saiyan prince tried to stifle a laugh that was coming onto him. He couldn't hold it back; he had to let it out or he might die of the pressure. As he laughed at his follower, he fell to the sand, holding his sides.

"You baka, you know that would have happened!" Vegeta laughed as he tried to calm himself down, wiping at the tears that threatened to roll down his face.

"Shut up." Nappa mumbled as he tugged on the creature again. Feeling it let go also brought on relief from the pressure that the claw had on his nipple. Glaring at the creature as it waved its claws at him, he snorted. Might as well eat it.

Opening his mouth and dropping it in so he could have a snack before the real business got under way. Something clamped down on his tongue, making him scream out as his eyes almost bulged out of his head from the pain. Letting his tongue out, he tried his best to ask, "Vegeta, is there something on my tongue?" without trying to sound like a small child.

Looking over at the older Saiyan, Vegeta fell into another laughing fit, this time landing in the water. Rolling around in the crystal clear water, he pointed at the Saiyan like there was something on his face that the man didn't know.

Glaring at his superior, he couldn't believe it. He had that fucking creature clamp down on his tongue too.


Okay, that was a crawfish – if you didn't know – that did that to Nappa who fell for it like a gullible child. My uncle had a similar experience but it was with his thumbs and he had one in each hand. He kinda forced them to fight so it was his fault. So please review.