A/N: Yo, waddup! Anyhoozles, KaylaDestroyer and I wrote this together, and it took a while, but we had a blast! Enjoy! :)
It was a bright and sunny day. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and Jack and Aria were out messing up the weather somewhere.
But Eightbooksand60cats and KaylaDestroyer were BORED. Their day was going slower than Gutt's pirate ship, on a day with NO wind.
Heck, their day was going slower than a constipated snail in a blizzard!
No, make that the world's-
"Dude. We get it."
"But-"
"Eightbooksand60cats is right. We get it."
"But what about-"
"WE GET IT!"
Eightbooksand60cats looked at KaylaDestroyer. "I'm so bored."
"Ditto. What could we do to solve this dilemma?" KaylaDestroyer asked.
"Hmmm." Eightbooksand60cats frowned. "Feed North Lotus berries?" she asked.
"Nah. We did that last week. How about we steal Sandy's dream dust?" KaylaDestroyer suggested.
"Yeah, but that could be dangerous. I mean, imagine if he turned it into a giant club."
"Oh yeah. That would hurt."
The two girls sighed and rested their heads on the picnic table they were sitting at.
Suddenly, their heads shot up and their lips turned up in what could only be described as a semi-evil grin.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Eightbooksand60cats asked.
"Depends. Are you thinking about giant sacks?" KaylaDestroyer answered.
"Yes. Are you thinking about rooms?"
"Yeah!"
Their grins grew wider as they realized that they WERE thinking of the same thing.
They stood up and shouted, "LET'S GO KIDNAP FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!"
KaylaDestroyer grinned and put her blond hair in a ponytail, brown eyes flashing mischievously. "Who should we kidnap first? Jack and Aria? Bunnymund and Raz? Diego and Shira? North and Sandy?
"Let's start with Jack and Aria, they're a bit easier," Eightbooksand60cats replied.
"Agreed." Both girls rubbed their hands together evilly. "How shall we go about this? You know more about winter spirits than I do." KaylaDestroyer asked.
"Well, we're going to stuff them in the sack of course, and then throw them in the room, so we'll have to get them while they're on the ground." Eightbooksand60cats explained.
"But how would we get them on the ground? They spend so much time in the air, and we don't even know where they are now..." Eightbooksand60cats grinned.
"I have a homemade tracking device specifically made to find Jack and Aria." she replied, then held up a device that looked similar to a smartphone. "All I have to do is press this one button, and the screen will act as a GPS guiding us to Jack and Aria."
"Sweet!" KaylaDestroyer replied. "Let's grab our sack, rent a hotel room and head out!"
"Hotel room?"
"Well yeah, it's not like we're gonna throw 'em in a prison cell or anything."
"True." And the two girls began preparations for their grand plan...
Eightbooksand60cats's little brother, Something Smells like Salmon, frowned as the two girls asked him to help with their plan.
"But that's really rude!" he exclaimed.
"That's not rude, that's illegal. But the thing is, they're fictional, so nobody really cares," Eightbooksand60cats said.
"Except us," KaylaDestroyer corrected.
"Right. Nobody except for us."
Salmon shook his head. "Sorry, I'm not gonna do anything illegal, even if its being done to fictional characters."
"Don't blame me if you end up being shoved in a sack and then tossed into a dark room."
"What?"
Aria was enjoying her time in the air, flying with Jack, happily hiding her feelings for him...
Wait, you're not supposed to know that. Forget I EVER said that she had a crush on him.
DOY! I did it again. Never mind.
Anyways, Aria was having a normal day, like a normal teenager, when suddenly a gigantic cloth was pulled over her and Jack, and then all of a sudden they were in a sack.
"Okay, KaylaDestroyer, to the Westin!"
"Westin?"
"It was the cheapest hotel I could find."
"Guys? Is that you?" Jack shouted.
"Shhhhh! They heard us!"
"When I get outta this sack you two are so dead!"
"That's nice, Aria. I'm so glad she's in the sack."
"Alright, to the Westin!" KaylaDestroyer agreed. "Wait, shouldn't that be WestInn? Or West Inn?"
"I guess, maybe they just have bad spelling." Eightbooksand60cats replied. So with their prize in tow, the two girls hopped in the closest car they could find, hot wired it, and began driving toward Westin (WestInn, West Inn). The sack struggled and jumped around in the back sea,often causing the car to swerve.
"Hey, can't you two be still back there?" KaylaDestroyer, who was sitting in the front passenger seat, asked. "We're kind of trying to drive a car here!" Indeed, while Eightbooksand60cats was manning the gas and break pedals, as well as the gear shifts, KaylaDestroyer was doing her best to lean over and steer the car through the busy highway.
"At the next stoplight I think we should switch seats." Eightbooksand60cats suggested. "The hotel isn't far from here."
"That's good, I'm getting kind of tired leaning over like this." Suddenly a car honked at the two girls, and KaylaDestroyer maneuvered the car back into their lane. She then used the toe of her shoe to roll down her window and looked at the driver of the car beside them. "Sorry mister! It's our first time driving and we're kind of sharing the controls!" she called out. The man simply stared at them with wide, shocked eyes.
"HEY! Is someone else there?" Jack called from inside the sack.
"Help us out of here!" Aria called, and the two began to struggle once more. The man hurriedly turned off onto a side road, clearly freaked out by the passengers. KaylaDestroyer then used the toe of her shoe to close the window. Eightbooksand60cats abruptly slammed down onto the brake pedal, lurching the three other passengers so that KaylaDestroyer's face was pressed into the windshield and the Jack and Aria sack fell off the backseat and onto the floor. After pulling her face off the windshield, KaylaDestroyer sat back in her seat and shook herself, then turned to Eightbooksand60cats.
"Time to switch seats."
"Right." With that the two girls climbed over and squeezed past each other, so that KaylaDestroyer sat in the driver's seat and Eightbooksand60cats sat in the front passenger's seat. "Let's get buckled this time."
"Good plan." With that the two girls buckled, and then the light turned green. KaylaDestroyer stepped on the gas, and Eightbooksand60cats took hold of the wheel. "To Westin (WestInn, West Inn)!"
