Okay! So, I have a few author notes that helps the story go along.
1) Yuki means snow and Judai means teen or teens just so you know. The reason why I'm using 'Yuki Judai' is that since yuki equals snow, I thought it would be most appropriate for Snow White…
2) Everybody else has their English names because on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Fridays, I like their English names.
3) Oh I forgot, in this story it's Johan not Jesse because JudaixJohan, not JudaixJesse!
That is all
Some of you may know the story of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs… Those who don't, I will tell you the story, however you ain't gettin' the real story because this is Yuki Judai and the Seven Dwarfs who have little screen time and have little effect on the plot.
Once upon a time, there was a queen who would one-day thought that it would be lovely to give birth to a son or daughter. So, with that in mind, nine months later, she gave birth to a little boy who had nothing to do with snow, was as cute as heck, and had two-toned hair. She was so amazed by his cuteness that she named her handsome son, Yuki Judai.
Unfortunately the queen died and in a year, her husband married again to a woman who was beautiful, but proud and conceited. She also had a magic mirror that always told her the truth whenever she asked a question; so she would ask the mirror and it would reply, "You are, my queen."
Yuki Judai grew up and became more beautiful (doesn't make sense, I know) than the queen herself. The mirror even told the queen that Yuki Judai was a thousand times fairer than the queen would ever be and this made her very jealous. So, the queen ordered for Yuki Judai to be killed in the forest, but the man had pity on him and left him there in the forest.
Yuki Judai ran through the forest for hours trying to find the way to get home, but he never found his way back. Later (seven days) he found himself at a cottage in the forest.
And we now take you there live.
"Eh? A cottage in the middle of the forest? That's weird." He pondered it for a while, which wasn't a long time.
"Oh well! It can't hurt to go inside because I don't know who lives there!" (Seriously…)
Anyways, he walked inside and what he saw was little beds, chairs, and clothing that looked like they were for little kids, very messy little kids. Everything was dirty, the windows, the floor, the dishes, so Yuki Judai started cleaning with two random animals that followed him to the cottage; Kuriboh and Ruby.
After a couple of hours, the cottage was finally clean.
"Yay! We're finally done strange creatures that stalked me on the way to this random cottage in the middle of the forest!" He yawned loudly, then said, "I think I'm going to take a nap…" very sleepily. So, he laid down on one of the little beds.
When Yuki Judai awoke, there were seven dwarfs all around him.
"What's up dudes?" he said causally.
"The ceiling. Who the fuck are you and why are you sleeping in my bed?" said one of the dwarfs, very grumpily.
"Ignore Chazz A.K.A. Grumpy! Who are you? We've never met a human boy before!" said a very cheerful dwarf.
"My name is Yuki Judai. My psycho mother wants to kill me. You are?" he said happily too.
"I'm Atticus A.K.A. Happy!" said the cheerful one. Then he pointed out to the dwarfs when he said their names. "This is Aster A.K.A. Sleepy. This is Syrus A.K.A. Dopy. And this is Bastion A.K.A. Doc (NERD!)" In the background, Bastion was yelling at Atticus that being smart had nothing to do with being a nerd. "This is Chumbly A.K.A. Sneezy!(sp?) Finally, that is Zane A.K.A. Bashful."
"You're mother must have hated you guys. Those are lame names!"
"Whatever…" said Aster sleepily.
"Anyways, you're in a lot of trouble!" said Chazz.
"What, why?" Yuki Judai yelled.
"Because you broke into our house you bastard!" yelled Chazz.
"Though you did manage to clean our cottage…" said Bastion. "How about this! You can stay here and hide from your mother and we'll forget about you breaking in to our home if you clean it once and a while!"
"Uh…" said Yuki Judai. "Hell no! I'm not living in a cottage in the middle of a deep forest with seven guys who never been with a woman before!"
"Ah, touché, touché," said Syrus.
"Bye!" Yuki Judai got up and started to leave.
"You can have all the food you can eat…" said Bastion, already figuring out his weakness because he did not want to clean.
Yuki Judai stopped right in his tracts and said, "All?" They all nodded, and those dwarfs don't know what kind of deal they got into.
When the servant (the man who was suppose to kill Yuki Judai) returned, the queen ran up to him and asked if the job was done, and he told her that he had indeed killed him.
The next morning, the queen went up to her magic mirror and asked, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" and the mirror replied, you are my queen but, Yuki Judai is a thousand times prettier. The queen was in rage, because she knew that the mirror did not lie.
So the next morning, the queen dressed up like an old lady and went down to the forest looking for Yuki Judai and the queen found him. She approached Yuki Judai and offered him an apple. Yuki Judai refused but the old lady insisted.
"Dude! Back up psycho lady! I don't want your freaky apple!" he said.
"But kind sir! Please take the apple! I've grown these apples myself and I wish to know how it tastes! You see, I would taste it myself, but I can't eat any solid foods. Please?"
"No, you weird old hag!"
After a few hours of bickering, Yuki Judai took the apple and bit into it. Within minutes Yuki Judai had fell into coma. The queen ran in franticly with a smirk on her face.
On the dwarfs' way back from work, they saw Yuki Judai passed out on the ground. They rushed him back to the cottage, where they tried to revive him but it did not work. The dwarfs were determined to let their friend be buried with class. So they got a glass coffin and placed him in it and took him to the prettiest part of the forest were they put him to rest.
One day, a (fabulous) prince happened to ride through the forest, on a mission to promote more frills for the people, noticed Yuki Judai in his coffin. He was so amazed by how handsome he was that the prince got a nosebleed. Therefore, he decided to take his coffin with him.
The prince ordered his servants to take his coffin with them. On the way, one of his servants tripped and the jolt caused the glass case to open, and caused Yuki Judai to slip out.
'Damn he looks so hot!' the prince thought. 'I just want to kiss him!'
"Everybody leave… now," he said.
"But your sire-"
"LEAVE I SAID!"
After everyone left, the perverted prince, called Johan (no surprise there), kissed Yuki Judai on the lips "tenderly." And then, Yuki Judai woke up…
Yuki Judai screamed and punched him in the jaw.
"What the hell! I'm not a gay!" he said to the prince.
"A gay?" he questioned. "What does- ah never mind. So? That doesn't stop you from being so sex-hey and neither does it make me stop wanting to molest you," he said cheekily.
"Ah, touché, touché …"
Consequently, while they were making-out/molesting each other, the queen died from frill overload and every one lived happily ever after.
What? Did you actually believe that I would stick with the original story plot?
