sna·fu /snæˈfu, ˈsnæfu/ Pronunciation Key - noun, adjective, verb, -fued, -fu·ing.
Noun: a badly confusing or ridiculously muddled situation.
Adjective: disorder, chaotic.
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A/N: My friend Lylian and I have had this idea for quite a while!!
Warning: it takes a dirty mind to read most of these! Just so you know before-hand… get your mind in the gutter please! Lol! Have fun.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything!!
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"Are you serious?!" Ginny clutched at her sides, laughing hard.
"Honestly, it was so big! I could stick 3 fingers in there!" Hermione exclaimed. She heard footsteps halt behind her. "Oh hi Ron!" she said cheerfully, turning around.
He gaped at her.
"Everything ok?"
"I don't wanna know."
"But it's so funny!"
"NO! EWW!!"
"What do you mean, 'ew'? It's only natural, Ron!"
Ron covered his ears, face purple from embarrassment, and scrambled toward the portrait hole. This only sent Ginny into spasms, she was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe!
"Besides-"
But Hermione didn't get the chance to finish her statement.
Ron ran out of the Common Room. More like sprinted.
"What's wrong with him?" Ginny asked.
"I don't know…"
"Anyways! So then what happened?"
"Well the dentist had no idea what to do! He said he's never seen an overbite so big before!" Hermione explained. "Luckily I came to Hogwarts and Pomfrey fixed it… you know, after the Malfoy-beaver-incident…"
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A/N: Yes, we love innuendos and puns. Especially sexual ones. Is there any other kind? Lol! It is the air we breathe, the food we swallow. Cough, cough. We figured we could make one crazy story out of our little moments!!
Some are made up; some are taken straight from our lives. This one happened to be from mine lol!
Lylian and I are co-writing this… and possibly skittlehog if she wishes to join! So expect it to be crazy!! With 3 mad geniuses behind it… who knows what chaos shall ensue.
Yay!
Reviews please? Suggestions? Anything you're interested in seeing?
