Story: Bang Bang.
Author: Invader Johnny.
Summary: Tori can't stop watching a certain MV/Episode, much to Jade's chagrin, but is it really a bad thing?
Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious, that's property of Dan and Nickelodeon, simple as that, I also don't own the music video "Bang Bang" nor the series Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll those masterpieces belongs to FX, not that we didn't already knew that, but ya know, I still gotta say it for legal reasons... After all I don't want to get sued.
Author Notes: After watching, Liz Gillies new music video like sixty times in a row (clearly an exaggeration) this idea came to mind, if you haven't seen it yet, do so, definitely worth it and this fic will make more sense.
So enjoy this story which I hope gives you all a chuckle or two.
"When I tell him that I want it
He says "Louder!"
Louder! Louder!
"There! It's fucking done!" Jade sneered "Now can you... Stop wasting time and..."
"I'm watching it again" Tori interrupted.
"VEGA!"
"What?" The brunette asked innocently.
"You watched that damn video eleven times already!"
"And your point being?" The younger girl asked "I mean you watch the scissoring to the point I 'm sure you broken some sort of record"
"That's different!"
"Yeah? How so?"
"Well for starters you cling to me every time someone died!" Jade pointed out "With the damn video, you don't do shit!"
"Technically I'm giving you my undivided attention" Tori answered coyly. "Even if you are playing Gigi"
The former Goth girl dangerously narrowed her eyes "It's not the same thing Vega!"
"True, but can you blame me?" She continued "It's not every day I get so see my very talented girlfriend in her first music video, showing her sexy voice and super hot body!"
"Newsflash you dork!" Jade snapped "You get the behind the scenes experience every day!"
"And while I love that, I'm still watching it again"
"The hell you are!"
As soon as Jade said that, she got out of bed, angrily grabbing the DVD and destroyed the music video.
"There! It's done!" She hissed "Now you can't see Gigi anymore"
However she couldn't have been more wrong, because the moment the pieces of the DVD hit the ground, some very familiar lyrics were heard.
Jade's eyes began to twitch "What in the blue fuck?!"
She turned around only to be greeted by a smug half-latina, who has turned on her smartphone, a very familiar bed scene on the tiny screen "You didn't think I only had one copy did you?"
The raven haired girl growled menacingly "You are playing with fire Vega!"
"Oh look, here you are in a room that's on fire!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"That's my favourite scene, it makes me all hot and bothered"
Silently Tori turned from the screen to her agitated lover, licking her lips as her eyes became full of hunger and lust "God, you look hot!"
"Stop it with the goddamn puns you goof!" Jade growled angrily "It won't win you any points tonight!"
Tori turned off the volume.
"What if I told you that seeing you magically throw that guy off a ten story building was my favourite part?"
"Need I remind you I did the same thing to you too?"
"It was only two floors" Tori corrected "Plus, unlike that guy I survived"
The pale woman raised an eyebrow, then smirked evilly "Oh so Sweet Sally peaches isn't so sweet after all"
The Half-Latina rested on the bed in a position that made it perfectly clear they were done arguing, showing a bit of skin, nowhere near the amount that Jade showed on her video but still enough to turn her to puddle.
"No one kisses you but me"
With an Indian cry Jade jumped to the bed, locking lips with her very eager girlfriend.
"I'm definitely getting more copies" Tori thought in amusement "Who knew Jade could get so jealous of herself?"
For the rest of the night, the queen size bed made some very family sounds.
Bang Bang.
Well, that's it, I know it's short but I don't think many of you mind, like I said after watching the video of Liz, this idea came to mind, I just thought it would be funny if Jade was in a fight with Gigi (technically herself) for Tori's attention, something the younger brunette took advantage of since she knows full well how possessive Jade can be.
So in a way, yes Jade got played big time, XD.
Guess she isn't the only one who can be manipulative, am I right?, one can even go as far to say that she has been a bad influence on Tori.
Also, I'm aware that apparently the last episode of Season two is also named after the music video "Bang Bang" so I may just do a second chapter about Tori watching the season finale, which of course will only serve to give Jade new jealousy.
Anyway, what are your thoughts on this?
Invader Johnny Signing Off.
