Doctor Brown is the smartest person ever,
He creates with his brilliant brain.
He will be the ultimate eccentric guy forever,
Crazy like those in hospital for insane.
Paranoia is the root of his reluctance to travel,
Stubborn like a mule when preventing paradoxes.
His Einstein hair is as messy as gravel,
And wonderfully wide eyes are like a fox's.
When in a pickle he thinks out loud,
And paces in a circle like a maniac.
When he is stumped he exclaims aloud,
And uses gestures that'll give you heart attack.
He's not at all like a wolverine,
Just don't get in his terrible time machine.
