Why Fox hates Bananas

Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Brothers but it'd be really cool if I did.

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It was a beautiful day in the SSB world, Pichu and Pikachu were playing in the mud with kirby, Nana and Popo were happily kicking Ness's brains out, watching it spill out over the ground, Roy and Marth were surfing the net, Fox was eating a banana, blah, blah,blahdity, blah. "Pika! PIIIIIII!"(I know! Let's help Nana and Popo kick Ness's brains out! We could even sell his spleen on Ebay!) suggested Pikachu. "HIIIIIIIII!" (I like potatoes) Kirby yelled at the top of it's lungs. Pichu and Pikachu resolved to wait till Kirby was sleeping to dismantle it with child-safe scissors, and ambled off to collect various organs that they could possibly sell on Ebay.

Roy and Marth were on messing around and putting things like mushtaches and beards on Barbies and such. " Hey Marth, on the Mermaid one, give 'er long armpit hair!" Marth clicked a bit, and now the mermaid Barbie had long, beautiful...armpit hair that flowed past her fins. Marth and Roy cracked up and attempted to make that Barbie the most hideous thing anyone had ever seen in the Smash world, and send it to all their friends.

It was a ripe yellow banana, not a spot on it. Fox picked up the fruit. Hurridly, he peeled off the peel and ate the whole thing in one bite. " Hey Fox! giggle Come check this out!" Roy called. Fox threw the banana peel, aiming to throw it in the trash can, but it hit Mario just as he came home from bowling, knocked off his hat, bounced off the ceiling, and landed right in front of Fox. He slid on it, and fell on his back, firing his ray gun, and breaking a window. A shriek was heard, and in came Peach. And boy was she TICKED. " Ahem. I WANT AN EXPLANATION, AND I WANT IT NOW!" She barked. " Ahh..umm.err...oh, CRAP!" Peach picked up a conviently placed home-run bat, and hit him out of the same window he broke. " HOME RUN!" Peach, being satiated, did her taunt, and was on her merry way.