A/N: Hey there! Has anyone missed Alexandra Jessica Warner and her fiancee, Yakko Warner? Well, not any more! Last time we saw them, Alex was about one month pregnant and Yakko had just proposed to her. Let's have a look at their wedding...
Disclaimer: Yes, I do know that the Warners are NOT MINE! If they were, I wouldn't be on , would I? Alex, however, is all mine.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
I wrapped my arms around my new husband and kissed him passionately, listening to the cheering of the family. Finally, I broke away from Yakko and smiled. "I guess it's time to start the best part of the wedding." I said, still happy.
"Let's just hope there's no one like Pip at this party." Yakko said, with a melodramatic shudder. I laughed at him.
"It's our wedding. Man up!"
The official part of the wedding had been basically the same as all weddings. It was probably the first time any of the Warners had sat through something serious, and hadn't pretended to fall asleep or pull faces. But the party was the fun part, although since I was an expecting mother, I'd have to stick with grape juice. Well, at least I was only two months along the line. Things weren't getting too scary and looming yet.
Well, sorry, scratch that – the speeches were scary, and looming. Both mine, and everyone else's, since I was sure Mom and Dad would say something that I wouldn't want everyone to know. Parents always did. Then again, I wondered what would happen with Yakko. Since the Warners didn't really have parents – all I got was that their parents were pencils – the speeches would probably be the job of Wakko and Dot, who were also the best man and maid of honour.
I decided to do my speech first. I wasn't nervous about the people looking at me – I was nervous about what I was going to say. After all, I was an actor. But improvising was not my best skill, no matter how much I'd done before.
"Well." I began. "This is the first time I've had to do some serious talking. I mean, look who I ended up with. Seriousness just went out the window." My audience laughed.
"Anyway," I continued, "I never thought it would come to this. I mean, I like it, but back then, I was a young immature teenager, and I might as well say it now – this relationship came from hate. Sorry, Yakko, but I'm guessing you remembered that." He grinned and shrugged at my throwaway apology. It was true that before that one summer, I had hated the Warners, and Yakko most of all.
"So for this," I said, "I'm just going to list everything I need to say. First of all, for Mom and Dad, I really love you two. Thank you so much for everything you did for me." I'm pretty sure I saw Dad brush away a tear, and Mom's smile had that look where she's about to cry from sweetness.
"Also," I said, "Before I continue on, Wakko and Dot, you also get an acknowledgment. Even though you two aren't actually related to me, you've felt like my actual brother and sister for a long time, and I want to say thanks for being such great friends and family members to me, especially now it's official."
I smiled, finally onto the last part of my speech. "Yakko, I'm pretty sure you saw this coming." I admitted. "It's absolutely amazing to be married to you – especially when you fantasize about your future husband when you start dating him him – that means I started daydreaming when I was fifteen." I added with a sly grin. "Now, I guess a lot of people will want to make speeches, so thus ends mine."
Yakko's speech was longer, and a lot more humourous. It did have a little bit of a message to Wakko and Dot, like mine had, but half of it was jokes. Finally, he got to me. "Lastly, I have to say that however much Alex thinks I've had an effect on her – you only have to look at our matching hand wear -" he touched one of his white gloves which all of us wore to prove it - "She's had more of an effect on me. Seriously, ever since I've met her, I've become – dare I say it – serious!" People laughed, especially when he continued his next sentence with "But seriously, I feel truly glad to have met Alex and I can't wait to spend our lives together."
Mom made a speech, which seemed to have a lot about me when I was a little girl. Dad's speech seemed to span through those summers I'd spent trying my hardest to avoid the Warners. Wakko and Dot both made speeches too, about the summer, and about Animaniacs.
Dot even talked about how the boys flirted endlessly on the show. "If a blonde girl or someone thin who was a girl walked past, I had a hard time keeping them on the subject." She giggled, although she would usually get annoyed on the show. "Considering my question in one episode 'Do they get better when they get older?', I am happy to say that my new sister has just proved that yes, sometimes they do. Now if my other brother could just get a girlfriend too..." she teased Wakko, looking over at him to prove a point.
After the wedding, I asked Yakko, "Are we having a honeymoon?"
"I'm insulted!" he teased me. "But our honeymoon is...in our flat in Burbank."
"So what are we going to try out tonight?" I asked. "I think I got some whipped cream in."
"Do you trust me?" Yakko asked, with a mischievous smile.
"Yes, of course." I said, wondering where this was going.
"Do you trust me when I've got ropes?"
Oh...now I knew what he was getting at. We'd never tried tying each other up. But we'd just gotten married, and this would probably be the last chance we'd get to do something really daring before I had to really protect my stomach. So I smiled. "Yes – but only if you trust me when I have the same ropes."
Well, OK, look, I know my stories are really getting to kinky stuff, but I can imagine adult Warners wanting to experiment. Please, please, please review! Tell me what else you'd like to see with Yakko and Alex.
