I know PM style fics have been flowing around a lot, but I had to get it out of my head. xD
It's mainly rated M for cursing and occasional sexual themes. Please enjoy!
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1: Pride
Love of self perverted to hatred and contempt for one's neighbor.
Subject: Urgent matter
From: Uchiha Itachi
To: All
12:38 AM
Due to the little… incident in the photocopying room, that may I remind you all happened yesterday, there shall be a drastic dismissal of employees, meaning, yes, that many of you will be fired. Today.
And what happened yesterday may never happen again. I am looking at you, Uzumaki.
And for fuck's sake, take that jacket off. You make our company look bad.
Get back to work. I'll be calling some of you in a few minutes. Uchiha Itachi, CEO.
Subject: Holy shit
From: Haruno Sakura
To: Yamanaka Ino, Uzumaki Naruto, Hyuuga Hinata
12:51 AM
Well, it was nice working with you guys. I'm pretty sure I'll be called in there and clean my desk soon enough. I'm calm; it's just the waiting that's killing me.
Even though it was you, Naruto, who started the whole mess, but hey, I ain't even mad.
Ino, I'll come by to your house later, is that 'kay?
Subject: RE: Holy shit
From: Yamanaka Ino
To: Haruno Sakura
12:57 AM
Are you actually serious? Just what the hell happened yesterday, anyway? I heard it was pretty awful, like, what did that stupid moron do this time?
I'm sure you won't get fired, Sak. I mean, supposedly even him got involved into the whole mess.
And of course, bby. I'll make us some of that good, ol' tequila mix you love ;)
Subject: RE: Holy shit
From: Hyuuga Hinata
To: Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino
12:59 AM
Sakura-chan, Naruto-kun didn't come to work today; I'm afraid something bad happened to him or maybe he's just afraid? Either way, :'(.
A-and I'm sure Uchiha-san will understand the situation once you explain it to him, righ-
Hold on, he just arrived. He's going to your floor.
He's laughing hysterically... it's kind of creepy.
I'll talk to you two soon; Tsunade-san is frowning at me from her office!
Subject: RE: Holy shit
From: Haruno Sakura
To: Yamanaka Ino
13:03 PM
Fuck. Fucker is probably grinning like a retard. I swear, if he comes here, all proud and swaying like a little bitch, I'll throw myself from this floor's window. I think it's high enough for an instant death, wouldn't you agree? Just fucking call me already and don't make me go through the embarrassment, Itachi. Ajhfkagafsf;;
Promise you'll cry at my funeral, pig.
Subject: lol
From: Yamanaka Ino
To: Haruno Sakura
13:06 PM
Omg lol, I can see you pulling your hair from here.
And actually, I can see himopening the door as I'm typing this. Don't turn around; he's swaying his way to his spot and, if you don't mind me adding, with the smuggest, proudest look I've ever seen on him. I'm not even kidding, haha.
I just love your suffering Sakura. I'm sorry, but damn. How can you hate that?
Good luck having him around you xD
Subject: RE: lol
From: Haruno Sakura
To: Yamanaka Ino
13:08 PM
Ino, you can kindly go screw yourself.
Subject: Attention all personnel
From: Uchiha Itachi
To: All
13:15 PM
This is a warning that I'll start calling people one by one. If your name is called, please make your way to my office immediately.
Uchiha Itachi, CEO.
Subject: (none)
From: Uchiha Sasuke
To: Haruno Sakura
13:19 PM
Haha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHA.
What more can I say? Ah, yes.
HAHA.
If you're lucky enough, Itachi will give you a nice bonus. Then again, I don't see a reason for that. I also won't lie and say it was wonderful working with you; I can't wait to see your stinking, filthy, unworthy little ass out of here.
Subject: .l.
From: Haruno Sakura
To: Uchiha Sasuke
13:25 PM
No subject? Aww. Well, I put something there for you pleasure only. ;)
And you certainly didn't need to include the laughing, you twat; I could PERFECTLY hear YOU, since you're right BEHIND me.
You're so, so cruel, Uchiha-san. And good to know that you think that way about my ass; I've heard worse.
Oh, but Itachi already gives me bonuses everyday, sweetheart. Ha, get it? No? Ah well, if you didn't, I'm totally screwing your brother.
Ah! But do tell me, Uchiha-san, when was the last time you got promoted? How's it like to be a Marketing Director for what, almost 3 years know? (Ouch!) I thought being the little brother of the CEO had its benefits. Maybe you should be the one screwing with Itachi ;D
Now shut your little mouth and go emo around in a corner or something. I want to be in total Zen when my name gets called.
Peace out.
Subject: (.y.)
From: Uchiha Sasuke
To: Haruno Sakura
13:31 PM
How classy of you, Haruno. Oh please, do continue; your little games amuse me to no end.
Really, how do you manage to go by everyday with such posture? It horrifies me to no end knowing that people like you walk around in this company like that. And you do know that worse is bad, right?
At least I get promoted. (Ouch.)
But yet, you manage to outdo yourself and disgust me yet again; whatever you do outside these doors are none of my concern or interest, so do yourself a favor and behave when talking to me. I am your superior, after all. And really, how old are you?
And just so you know, I don't need to do favors to succeed in life; unlike you, it seems.
Itachi has already kicked out 5 people. I'm done talking to you.
Peace out, bitch.
Subject: Christ
From: Yamanaka Ino
To: Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Hinata
13:40 PM
Get a fucking room, you two. I can hear you both grunting from the other side of the room.
Yo, Hinata, Naruto just arrived; want me to give him the message?
Subject: RE: Christ
From: Hyuuga Hinata
To: Yamanaka Ino, Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke
13:44 PM
G-grunting? Who's grunting? W-what's going on there…?
No, that's alright; he'll pass through this floor, I'll give it myself. Thank you though!
And, uh, Uchiha-san, y-you're needed in this floor. Tsunade-san asked for your presence.
Subject: Attention Personnel
From: Uchiha Itachi
To: All
13:55 PM
I decided to be generous to our veterans and only fire the novices who were involved in the incident; don't expect such generosity from me again.
Have a good afternoon. Uchiha Itachi, CEO.
Subject: Hmm
From: Haruno Sakura
To: Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata, Uzumaki Naruto
14:00 PM
Hey, I wasn't called.
I WASN'T CALLED! :D
And you just dodged a bullet, Naruto. Like, really.
Subject: (sips tea)
From: Haruno Sakura
To: Uchiha Sasuke
14:06 PM
Well.
How can I simply put this.
Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ha.
Slut.
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Well, there you have it. I love PM style stories, so I had to make one myself. What do you think? xD
Give me a review and please, tell me what do you think? More to come next week!
