Ice: God, more late-night inspirations, more Attack of the show on behind me, more eyes hurting because I'll fall asleep instantly if I hit something soft and fluffy…Eh…
Anyway, enjoi this fine story.
Characters © Kishimoto.
A line © Dane Cook. Again.
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Kiba was bored.
Really, really, really bored.
And I'm not talking 'watching Barney on t.v. just because it was on' or 'staring into Captain Piccard's shiny bald head, then questioning whether he is superior to Kirk.'
No, I'm talking 'staring at a rug is the most fun thing to do' bored.
Being so, it didn't help his teammates had come down with illnesses.
So, he started again to play Tetris: Evolution for the nineteenth time that hour.
"Oh my god, I'm so bored!" Kiba would've considered going over to Hinata's, or egging Shino's house, but they both would've been pissed at him. Hinata was sick with pink eye, and Shino bitten by a Black widow, so they weren't in the mood for his shenanigans.
If Kiba wasn't so bored, he would've mocked Shino. But that wasn't nice. And black widow's fucking hurt.
"What to do…what to do…" He could put his sister's bra in Akamaru's bed again. That would be worth a laugh or seven.
He could get the slip n' slide out. But he'd have to check for rocks. Last time, he remembered Shino calling it-from experience- 'Slip and bleed from the anus' for a week or so.
He could play the Sims, kill a family or two, and make two hot chicks make out with each other…
He digressed, and started to watch some comedian, who really, really sucked. He looked over to his left, examining a hanging plant to get his mind off of the comedian, if he should call him that. His eyes slowly moved down to a small, two-inch pen-like thing, with a button and keychain on it.
"Ne? What's this?" He picked up the small device, and pointed it into his eye.
"AOH HOLY SHIT THAT BURNS! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAHHH!" Ten minuets and a half-blind eye later, Kiba knew that pointing that…thing at his eye was not smart. He pointed it all around the room, first at the t.v, then the paneling, and finally the floor.
Somewhat fortunately, Kiba's prayers for being not-bored were answered.
Akamaru's sleeping face perked up at the sight of that wonderful and strange thing. His eyes followed the tiny red dot as Kiba moved it all around the room. He pawed at the dot when it was in front of him. He looked at his dog oddly, but moved it around him, Akamaru's head following it.
Suddenly, he pounced.
Kiba rapidly moved the pointer back and forth, up and down, left and right. Akamaru chased it faster and faster and faster.
And then, ten minuets later, he got tired and bored.
"What?! No! Chase the damn thing! Chase it!" Kiba pointed it at him, but he simply trotted off. The dog-nin crossed his arms angrily, now bored again.
And now, there was only one thing that could console his boredom.
Twenty-four hours later
"What the hell?! Who egged my house?!"
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Ice: I love picking on Shino. He's my favorite ALIVE guy character.
I do this all the time with my cat. It's just friggin' hilarious.
Anyway, sorry I made it so short. I was stressing for ideas about halfway in.
So shut up, R&R and flame for all I care.
