Author's Note: This story functions outside the canon and has nothing to do with the plot of the show. The characters and setting are merely taken with my own events thrown in. The characters are the same ages as those in the most recent series. Please rate and offer up suggestions for pairings and situations. Warning, heavy incest.

Chapter 1: An Unscheduled Showcase

It was the earlier hours of the morning in the Dunphy household and Haley was just waking up. Wiping the sleep from her eyes, she groaned as she threw of her covers. She remember dreaming of some Italian hunk thrusting his massive cock into her and as a result he panties were soaked through. Twisting in her wetness she succumbed to the fact she would not get back to sleep.

Rolling out of her bed, she walked over to her drawer, careful not to wake her sister, Alex. Opening her drawer she searched around for her panties, only to be filled with dismay. Sighing because there were no panties in her drawer, she trudged along to her parents room to get some from the washing basket.

As she opened the door into the hallway she saw that her parents room's door was open. Intrigued she inched towards the door forgetting that she was only dressed in a pink bra and matching soaked panties. The closer she got to the door she began to hear something. A soft groan and a lighter moan. Peeking into the door, Haley slid her knees. Lying flat on his back was her dad, Phil, buck naked.

His cock was standing to attention pointing straight up at the ceiling. It had to be eight inches with a four inch girth. Salivating, Haley's hand creeped down towards her legs. She had forgotten completely that this was her dad and began to rub her pussy through her sodden panties. Kneeling beside his cock was her mother, slowly jerking him off whilst sliding her lips across her full red lips.

Haley was bereft in awe as she stared at her mother. She was perfectly shaped, with large full breasts each capped with erect nipples. They hung perfectly upon her chest and looked impeccable. Her as was sculpted from stone and she had the look of a hot milf. Even though she was her mother, Haley had trouble not admiring her beautiful form.

"You ready for your… servicing," Claire murmured in a sultry voice looking up at Phil with devilish eyes.

"Oh yes baby, service me… service the hell out of me!" Phil exclaimed watching his wife's sexy ass move between his legs. Claire knelt between his legs with her ass pushed out towards Haley. Getting a good look at her mother's arse, Haley slid her panties of and resumed her rubbing. Her mother had a clean shaved pussy just like Haley's and she could see right into her mother's glistening pink folds. Biting her lip to stop herself from moaning, Haley slid a finger into her cunt.

Smiling up at her husband, Claire gently kissed Phil's throbbing cock head. Slowly she enveloped the purple head and suckled gently eliciting moans from her husband. She felt his hands run through her hair as she flicked her tongue against his slit. Humming gently, she took more of his length down her throat. Bobbing her head back up and down, she jerked his dick of.

"Mmmm, yes," Phil moaned pushing his wife further down. Claire was the best at sucking cock. She could take Phil's entire length down her tight throat. It took Phil ten years to build up a resistance so he could last more than five minutes.

Claire loved to give blowjobs. The taste, the texture, the feeling of a throbbing cock sliding down her throat. The feeling of someone's hand through her face, forcing her to take it deeper and deeper. She loved when Phil grabbed her and fucked her face slapping his balls against her chin. And quite possibly the best part, when Phil splashed his cum down her throat.

Taking his dick out from her mouth she smiled as she jerked him off, "You like that baby, yeah? You want me to lick your balls?"

Nodding feverishly, Phil watched his gorgeous wife slip one of his balls into her mouth all the while she jerked him off. Rolling each of his testicle around her mouth she popped each one out leaving a thin shimmer of saliva all over his sack. Smirking at his enjoyment, she took his cock back into her mouth.

Phil grabbed her by her hair and drag her of the bed, still with his dick in her mouth. Standing with her between his legs, he grabbed the sides of his head. Bunching her hair up to form handles he began to slide in and out of her mouth. Gentle fucking her warm wet mouth, Phil was in heaven. Closing his eyes he smiled. Claire was beautiful, but there was someone that Phil desired someone else.

Picking up the speed, he felt his balls slapping against his wife's chin. Closing his eyes he pictured the Latin goddess, Gloria his wife's stepmom taking his dick deep down her throat. Her bronzed skin shone in the light, her large breasts bouncing with Phil's thrusts. She had an even more perfect body than his wife and he didn't even feel bad about admitting that. Phil was slamming into his wife's mouth picturing Gloria. Suddenly he felt that familiar feeling course through his body as he prepared to cum.

Haley's eyes were transfixed on her father thrusting into her mother. Nothing had turned her on more as she was now pushing three fingers into her dripping pussy. Reaching up, Haley unclipped her bra and massaged her nipples to peaks with her free hand. Forgetting everything, Haley sat slumped against the wall naked watching her parents fuck in front of her whilst masturbating. If Alex woke up or even her brother Luke, she would be screwed.

Claire succumbed to Phil's forceful hands and looked longingly at Phil as he prepared to cum. Suddenly he spurted his cum down her throat. Holding her lips against his crotch Phil pumped her full causing her to splutter and cough. Keeping her there for a few second, Phil let her go causing her to fall back with cum and spit dripping from her mouth.

"You like that Phil?" Claire said wiping the excess cum from her lips and grabbing Phil's slowly softening cock.

"More than anything…" Phil panted, gasping as she took a hold of his sensitive dick.

Smirking, Claire climbed to her feet and slowly pushed Phil towards the bed holding him by his cock, "I know that's a lie."

Phil looked at her questionable as Claire straddled his waist. Grinding her pussy up and down his dick. Her wetness lubricated his long hardening cock.

"There's someone else who you would rather be fucking, isn't there," She purred her hands resting on his chest, "I don't care. If I were you, I'd be the same. Her gorgeous ass is just sticking out there everywhere we go."

"Yes, Gloria, yes…" Phil murmured resting his hands on his wife's hips as she glided back and forth.

"Yes Gloria indeed," Claire smiled, "Picture her… Picture her while you fuck me…"

Saying that she lifted herself slightly and prodded her wetness with his hard cock. Rubbing the tip through her folds, she found her opening. Slowly, she slid down his length moaning as she did so. Bottoming out she rested her pussy against Phil's crotch taking a moment to adjust to his size. In all their years of fucking, she had never been able to fully adjust to Phil's size. He wasn't the largest she had, but he was surely a contender.

After a moment she slowly began to lift her hips up and down mesmerizing Haley with her motions. Her soft lips enveloped his cock over and over again as her ass rose up and down. Phil's hands grasped her arse holding it as she raised up and down. She felt glorious. Picking up the speed, Claire rose until only the tip rested amongst her folds and slamming her ass down. Again and again, Phil watched his cock disappear into his wife.

Imagining Gloria, bouncing up and down on him. Her large bust bouncing up and down. Her ass was large yet held well and Phil couldn't help imagining he was pulling at the large flesh that was her arse.

Taking control he pulled out and threw Claire down onto her front. Her perfect ass was staring back at him. Pulling apart her cheeks, Phil positioned himself at her entrance when an idea crossed his mind.

"You know what I want to do to Gloria?" Phil whispered in Claire's ear.

"What?" Claire moaned as Phil rubbed his head up and down her slit.

"I want to fuck her tight arse…"

Gasping, Claire felt her husband's cockhead press against her starfish. She had tried anal once or twice and she secretly enjoyed it. She never let Phil discover this because she was afraid he ram her ass every night. Lying flat upon the bed she felt that glorious pressure around her asshole as he head slowly began to slide in. First the soft feeling of a cockhead probing her butt, then the glorious feeling of the tip settling within her. Holding her breath, she bit her lip as he pushed his length slowly into her butthole. It took a minute, but eventually his crotch was pressed against her bubble butt.

Phil was close to cumming and knew another minute inside her ass and he would blow. Gently thrusting into her arse, Phil grabbed her breasts and began to massage them eliciting moans from Claire.

"Fuck…" Claire groaned as her Husband drew back and thrust deep into her butt, "Yes… fuck me…I'm going to cum…"

Phil was thrusting slowly into her arse, "I'm ready to blow…"

"Yeah, cum with me…" Claire mumbled.

Fucking her with all his might, Phil pulled out just as Claire erupted with an orgasm. Spraying cum all over her arse as she screamed through an orgasm. Cum painted her ass as she lay on the bed, recovering from her orgasm.

"You just lay there. I'll get breakfast…" Phil murmured grabbing a dressing gown and moving towards the door.

Haley suddenly realised what was happening and as she grabbed her clothes she could only groan in disappointment for not reaching her realise. Running down the hallway, naked, Haley ducked into her room just as her dad began striding down the hallway. Dropping her clothes, she peeked back through the door at her dad. His robe was open slightly showing of his large cock as it bounced along the corridor. Licking her lips she slipped her hand back between her legs.

Turning around to lay on her bed and finish herself of she was graced with a horrifying sight. Luke was sitting on her bed holding her vibrating dildo with a grin plastered upon his face.

"Fuck…" Haley cursed her hand flying to her privates.