EP 1. Fake a Smile

Slend: (fuck suck my life fucks. oh shit, here they come) (scribble scribble)

:D hey

Smile Dog: Hey we should do this charm

SHREK: WHAT A BOUT LUNCH

squidward: after

Slend: Let's do it. I cannot wait to get to do this charm. this charm sounds so fun and i think we'd all bond from doing this. Whoo!

froot froot: i wat INN.

LATER

smile: you gotta hold onto this flat stanely paper for dear life. or else we will break up

SHREK: why

slim: you gotta say "sachiko we beg of yuo five time.

SHREK: why

simile: the internet says so

SHREK: oh

Slend: I CANNOT WAIT TO DO THIS

ffroot froot: wait i dont have arms

smile dog: pretend

ALL:
sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo

SHREK: now what- oh wait

(rumble rumble)
earthquake: shit sorry

(rip stanely)

(rumblr rumble)

froot froot: FUCK

Slend: :( we gotta get out of here. I think pizza is in the building.

SHREK: let's dance this quaker oats away

sim le le: no

squidward: ah. im falling. hope spongebob is not down here.

(all fall)

froot: what just happened

smile: i think we-

squidward: WE FALL DOWN INTO THE HELL

SHREK: wHERE ARE WE

(Slend sees sign) h.. heavenly host? huh?

froot froot: weren't we just there?

Slend: No, that was in the canon fake au

SHREK: i wanna go home. my swamp miisses mee.

slime: whats that

froot froot: HOLY FUCK it's a person

(sees body on floor. white face big mouth no eyes)

Slend: Jeff.. jeffry. forgive me for what i do when i don't remember you

everybody but slend: what

Slend: (shit no one here watches cartoon network? ugh.)

squidward: whats that room over therw

spongebob: hahahahaha (in distance)

squidward: literally kill me

squidwarfd: just fuck me up

squidward: i hate you spongebob you always ruin heavenly host for me

SHREK: this feels like that one time i went to mordor

froot froot: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

SHREK: yeah.

GHOST: gihh it bahh

froot froot: WHEN DID YOU GO TO MORDOR

SHREK: i'm not telling you

GHOST: gihh it bahh

froot froot: YOU KEEP SO MUCH STUFF FROM ME AND YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT MUFFINS AND ONIONS

SHREK: (bobbing head back and forth) i... hate.. you (gasp)

GHOST: FUCKING LISTEN

(all turn their heads)

GHOST: gihh it THE FUCK bahh

Slend: give what back

GHOST: MY TONGUE

Slend: we took no shit

GHOST: BULLSHIT. look into my eyes

squidward: (STRAINS EYES INTO GHOSTS EYES)

(squidward and the ghost disappear)

squidward: X_X

(all) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

continue to ep 2