Slend: (fuck suck my life fucks. oh shit, here they come) (scribble scribble)
:D hey
Smile Dog: Hey we should do this charm
SHREK: WHAT A BOUT LUNCH
squidward: after
Slend: Let's do it. I cannot wait to get to do this charm. this charm sounds so fun and i think we'd all bond from doing this. Whoo!
froot froot: i wat INN.
LATER
smile: you gotta hold onto this flat stanely paper for dear life. or else we will break up
SHREK: why
slim: you gotta say "sachiko we beg of yuo five time.
SHREK: why
simile: the internet says so
SHREK: oh
Slend: I CANNOT WAIT TO DO THIS
ffroot froot: wait i dont have arms
smile dog: pretend
ALL:
sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo sachiko we beg of yuo
SHREK: now what- oh wait
(rumble rumble)
earthquake: shit sorry
(rip stanely)
(rumblr rumble)
froot froot: FUCK
Slend: :( we gotta get out of here. I think pizza is in the building.
SHREK: let's dance this quaker oats away
sim le le: no
squidward: ah. im falling. hope spongebob is not down here.
(all fall)
froot: what just happened
smile: i think we-
squidward: WE FALL DOWN INTO THE HELL
SHREK: wHERE ARE WE
(Slend sees sign) h.. heavenly host? huh?
froot froot: weren't we just there?
Slend: No, that was in the canon fake au
SHREK: i wanna go home. my swamp miisses mee.
slime: whats that
froot froot: HOLY FUCK it's a person
(sees body on floor. white face big mouth no eyes)
Slend: Jeff.. jeffry. forgive me for what i do when i don't remember you
everybody but slend: what
Slend: (shit no one here watches cartoon network? ugh.)
squidward: whats that room over therw
spongebob: hahahahaha (in distance)
squidward: literally kill me
squidwarfd: just fuck me up
squidward: i hate you spongebob you always ruin heavenly host for me
SHREK: this feels like that one time i went to mordor
froot froot: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
SHREK: yeah.
GHOST: gihh it bahh
froot froot: WHEN DID YOU GO TO MORDOR
SHREK: i'm not telling you
GHOST: gihh it bahh
froot froot: YOU KEEP SO MUCH STUFF FROM ME AND YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT MUFFINS AND ONIONS
SHREK: (bobbing head back and forth) i... hate.. you (gasp)
GHOST: FUCKING LISTEN
(all turn their heads)
GHOST: gihh it THE FUCK bahh
Slend: give what back
GHOST: MY TONGUE
Slend: we took no shit
GHOST: BULLSHIT. look into my eyes
squidward: (STRAINS EYES INTO GHOSTS EYES)
(squidward and the ghost disappear)
squidward: X_X
(all) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
continue to ep 2
