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Matt sighed in boredom. Mello was too busy with the Kira case to entertain him. So what do you when you're bored? Look yourself up on the internet, of course! While Matt thought it was the most brilliantness idea ever.

'Hmm...? What could that be about?' Matt thought, clicking on a link. Immediately a page consisting of lots of other links popped up. 'Seems to be about stories or something like that,' Matt discovered reading a few titles and summaries; he shrugged, clicking the first link.

After finishing the first story he read, Matt realized something. 'Mello and I must be famous for some reason!' Rubbing his chin he began to wonder 'why?'

Hours later he realized that Mello and he weren't the only famous ones. Near was too. If Near was famous too, what would be the point of being famous? Something then struck Matt, not literally.

"If I see how many stories Near has compared to Mello and I, then maybe..?" Matt muttered to himself. Carefully pressing the character button to the name Near, Matt waited for the page to load. 'Thirty-four pages? Not that bad, maybe Mello might have more...?'

Changing the character button to Mello's name, Matt waited for the result. Smirking victoriously, Matt stood up to inform Mello of the 'great' news. "Mello! Guess what!"

"No," the blond replied quickly. He knew it was another one of Matt's 'important' information. Like the one time when Matt just had to tell him that he met some gay guy on the subway. In other words stuff Mello didn't give a damn about.

"Please?" Matt begged.

"No," was Mello's response once again.

"Pretty please..?"

"No."

"Please with a cherry on top?"

"No."

"Fine just don't see this."

"No." Mello just realized what he had said. "Damn..." Getting up he muttered, "This better be good..."

Matt smiled in victory. "Come on, you'll like it a lot," Matt led Mello to show his 'discovery.'

Raising his eyebrow, the mafia leader stared at his friend's discovery. Big deal a page with links, he didn't give a damn. "Your point being?"

"See, see," Matt began pointing out some numbers. "This means you have more fans than Near!" Matt exclaimed happily. "Even I do too."

"So I'm actually first compared to Near?" Mello couldn't help but smirk.

"Yeah, I'm second!" Matt cheered.

"Matt, hand me my cell phone," Mello commanded, calmly.

Matt doing what he was told, handed Mello the cell.

Brrring Brrring

"Near it's for you," Lidner stated, covering the talking part of the phone.

"Who is it?" Near asked, twirling one of his strands of white hair.

"Mello," Lidner stated, handing the phone to Near.

"Okay..." Near took the phone and said, "Hello?"

"I'm better than you!" Mello chanted on the other end.

Near had a suspicious look on his face. "At what?"

"I have more fans on this fan fiction site," Mello bragged.

Mello wouldn't have known, but Near had a small smirk on his face while talking. "So you're happy about that?" Near asked, twirling the same strand of hair (possibly the cheapest way to get an afro.)

"Of course I'm happy; I actually am first in something!" Mello scoffed.

"Would you still feel happy if more than half of those stories are yaoi and shonen-ai?"

"What!"

"Love between two men?"

The cell was smashed to the ground. Mello hid his face in pure embarrassment. His face was red like Matt's hair. "Matt!" The mafia leader finally hissed after a moment of silence. "Why did you not tell me this?"

"The first two stories seemed okay," Matt replied, holding in his laughter.

Pulling out his gun, Mello than began a rant, "I will kill every person who wrote, read, reviewed, and most importantly every fan girl, who thinks I'm gay to Matt, Near and even L!"

A/N: Hah I feel sorry for you yaoi fans- shit I just realized something...