Manta versus Morty!! The horror begins.

Note: I know how badly everyone hates the dub... especially what they did to poor, poor Manta. *cries* So, I'm writing this fanfic to avenge all that is wrong in the world of Shaman King. Maybe Morty will DIE. Or maybe 4Kids will die. We shall see. *evil grin*

Disclaimer: I don't own any SK characters. I don't own any dub characters. I don't even own the RCRMF. Poo.

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Oyamada Manta is seen walking down the street at night, reading the Manjien as he walks along. A few people are scattered around, but not enough to be a crowd. They don't seem to notice him, and he doesn't seem to notice them. It's quite a peaceful setup, really. All is calm until...

Manta: (Suddenly shivers.) Something's not right... something's not right at all...

He continues walking, taking the same shortcut through the cemetary. Whoot.

On the other side of the cemetary, Mortimer Oyamada has the same feeling.

Mortimer: (Suddenly shivers.) Something's definitely screwy here, folks! I feel like all the ghosts are watching me, trying to eat me alive while I read my ghost stories!! Man, I need help!! It's not nor...

Suddenly, "Morty" is cut off by running into Manta, who begins to spaz like a sumo wrestler on crack.

Manta: (Thinks this to self.) Who in the world?? He... he looks like me!!

Morty: (Thinks this to self.) Wooooow.... this guy looks like me! Maybe he wants to be a Shaman, too! Dude, that'd be cool!

Manta: Who are you?

Morty: I'm Mortimer Oyamada!

Manta: (Begins to have another spaz attack.) NAAAANIIIIIIII???!?!?!??

Morty: Uh.... who's "nani"? I'm not "nani". Are you "nani"?

Manta: (Eye twitches.) NANI MEANS WHAT!!! GYAH!!! ARE YOU AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING???

Morty: Nuh uh... I wanna be a doctor, so I can't be dumb!!

In the depths of Manta's mind, something clues him in: This.... this "Mortimer"... must be an evil version of himself. Oh, how right he is. How horribly right he is. However, the Manta fans must interfere somehow, lest something goes wrong.

Manta: You're... you're... you're my evil half, aren't you?

Morty: 0_o;; Whaaaaaat?? What are you talking about?? There's no such thing as an evil half! Evil halves only exist in ghost stories! (He holds up his book of Ghost Stories.)

Manta: THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A GHOST STORIES BOOK!!!! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE, THE MANJIEN!!!! (Holds up the Manjien furiously.)

Morty: (Hits Manta with the "Ghost Stories" for no reason.)

Manta: GYAH!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR??? (Holds his forehead in pain.)

Morty: (Cackles evily.)

Manta: THIS MEANS WAR!!!

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There will be more... maybe. X_X;; If any Manta fangirls want to come and help Manta defeat Morty somehow, let me know.