Disclaimer: I own no one from the outsiders
As some of ya'll might now notice, most of mah stories hav meeh in it.
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^Steve's Pov^
the whole gang was at the Dingo and me and Two-bit finished chugging down some beer about an hour ago and now we're in the deep part of a conversation of some cute girls at school. School had just started and there are a lot of cute, hot, sexy girls from out of town.
I was talking about this new girl, Clarissa when my bladder felt like it would explode. Two-bit had the same feeling but more intense since he wont the chug-off. He was trying hard not to grimace but it showed.
"hey Two-bit, ya got constipation or something?" I teased as the got up and headed toward the bathroom. He made no reply, trying to keep it cool and trying not to piss his pants at the same time. I followed since I didn't wanna end up like him.
"don't do anything bad now!" Sodapop teased as it looked like we were.
"believe me, I don't want to," I said as I made it inside the bathroom. I looked around, I saw that there were guys in all the urinals and stalls. I was forced to take up a corner of the wall since my bladder was just on the edge of exploding and spraying piss all over the place.
I finally finished and zipped up my fly. I noticed that there was this extra stall that wasn't there before. "hey, when did they renovate this place?" I asked the nearest guy at the urinal while pointing and the extra stall.
"they did?" he asked, turning around and spraying his piss in that direction," where?"
"say it don't spray it man," I said, laughing. I went up to Two- bit, who was at the sink," hey, do you see that?" I said, pointing to the stall.
"yea..... but I never noticed that there," he said, acting like there's nothing wrong about seeing an extra stall in the bathroom.
"how many are there?" I asked
"5"
"but there used to be four" "yeah, its called renovating"
"I know. But everyone else sees four!"
"oh really? I think we're just hallucinating. Er, lets go ask the others," he said, drying off his hands. He headed outside and I followed," come here," he whispered to the guys.
"I hope your not going to do anything.....unusual to us." Dally half teased.
"hell no! just come here," I said and we all crowded the bathroom.
"how many stalls are there?" Two-bit asked.
"five," everyone said, out of timing.
"but everyone else sees four. Everyone but us." I said
"yeah right! Watch there's five entirely," Ponyboy said, going into each stall," one.....two.....three.....four.....five!" he said as he pushed open each door and flushed the toilets. The fifth one was different, there was a door on the wall instead.
"go open it," Darry said, stunned and pushing me to go open it.
"why me?" I asked.
"because we say so," Dally said, pushing me more.
I went and opened the door. It lead to another bathroom, and there is another door in the bathroom, leading somewhere else," WOAH! Luxury for free!" I said, running inside and looking around.
"woah.....tuff....," Ponyboy said, coming in as everyone followed.
"where do you think that leads to?" I asked.
"find out," Dally said. There was no point in arguing with Dally, he'll just get angry and make me do it anyway. So I went ahead. I cautiously opened the door and saw that the bathroom we were in was the bathroom of a majorly new house. It looked like a different year, completely.
"I think it's a laboratory or something," Sodapop said, absentmindedly and went passed me and to the door across the way.
'break a window and bust a wall. Making fun of your friends mom...." Unusual music echoed as Sodapop opened the door. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" a feminine voice screamed when she probably saw Sodapop.
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Sodapop's Pov
"hey I'm Sodapop Curtis," I said to the girl, lying on her bed unusually dressed like Two-bit.
"I hope Camille isn't paying you to do this......," she said, turning down her music and coming up to me as I gazed around the room. it was pink, yet the walls were filled with posters of 3 boys called "blink 182".
"Do what?" I said
"Pretend to be Sodapop. I mean, he is just a fictional character in the book."
"what?!?!" I exclaimed," I am Sodapop Curtis! Look! Here's my ID." I said, pulling out my wallet and showing her my driver's license.
"sodapop curtis," she read.
"hey, where we at?" Darry asked, entering the door.
"Oklahoma, no duh," the girl said.
"no, where we at as in, what city." He said
"Tulsa," she said, handing back my ID having no idea that there were 5 other boys in the hallway.
I gazed around her room some more. My eyes set on a calendar.
"this is bogus," I said, picking up the calendar," 2004, puh-lease."
"what are you talking about?" she said," it is 2004."
"what?!?!" the whole gang screamed.
She jumped at the sound of 6 more people. "ok, now ya'll gotta tell me, where the hell did you come from?" she said.
"the bathroom," I said.
"how did you get in the bathroom?" "the door"
"no duh. But how could you get into the bathroom without coming through the front door?"
"I don't know..... aren't there two doors in the bathroom?"
"yeah, but one has bricks behind it," she said, going out of her room and walking around the gang, studying them.
"not anymore," I said.
"what are you talking about?" she asked, stopping.
"look," I said, leading her to the bathroom. I showed her, she was stunned.
"woah," she said, entering the door.
"er, that's the men's room," Johnny said.
"sorry dude, but what are planet are you from? This place is like....for both genders," she said.
"well 'dude'," Dally said, with air quotations," not at the dingo. And its not 2004, what planet are YOU from? Myanus?"
"Uranus," she corrected.
"yeah, your from my anus," Dally said, laughing.
"dude, its 2004. see, technology, punk rock, rap, cell phones," she said, going back into her room and we followed. She showed us her collection of hilarious CD's like take off your pants and jacket and she showed us a small phone that didn't need a cord.
"well, the last time I checked, it was 1962," Ponyboy said.
"what the hell are you talking about?" she asked.
"ugh......look," he took her through the door and out of the men's bathroom. Sure, everyone was staring to see a girl looking entirely different.
"see, 1962, milkshakes, pepsi, swing, and phones with cords," Ponyboy showed.
As some of ya'll might now notice, most of mah stories hav meeh in it.
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^Steve's Pov^
the whole gang was at the Dingo and me and Two-bit finished chugging down some beer about an hour ago and now we're in the deep part of a conversation of some cute girls at school. School had just started and there are a lot of cute, hot, sexy girls from out of town.
I was talking about this new girl, Clarissa when my bladder felt like it would explode. Two-bit had the same feeling but more intense since he wont the chug-off. He was trying hard not to grimace but it showed.
"hey Two-bit, ya got constipation or something?" I teased as the got up and headed toward the bathroom. He made no reply, trying to keep it cool and trying not to piss his pants at the same time. I followed since I didn't wanna end up like him.
"don't do anything bad now!" Sodapop teased as it looked like we were.
"believe me, I don't want to," I said as I made it inside the bathroom. I looked around, I saw that there were guys in all the urinals and stalls. I was forced to take up a corner of the wall since my bladder was just on the edge of exploding and spraying piss all over the place.
I finally finished and zipped up my fly. I noticed that there was this extra stall that wasn't there before. "hey, when did they renovate this place?" I asked the nearest guy at the urinal while pointing and the extra stall.
"they did?" he asked, turning around and spraying his piss in that direction," where?"
"say it don't spray it man," I said, laughing. I went up to Two- bit, who was at the sink," hey, do you see that?" I said, pointing to the stall.
"yea..... but I never noticed that there," he said, acting like there's nothing wrong about seeing an extra stall in the bathroom.
"how many are there?" I asked
"5"
"but there used to be four" "yeah, its called renovating"
"I know. But everyone else sees four!"
"oh really? I think we're just hallucinating. Er, lets go ask the others," he said, drying off his hands. He headed outside and I followed," come here," he whispered to the guys.
"I hope your not going to do anything.....unusual to us." Dally half teased.
"hell no! just come here," I said and we all crowded the bathroom.
"how many stalls are there?" Two-bit asked.
"five," everyone said, out of timing.
"but everyone else sees four. Everyone but us." I said
"yeah right! Watch there's five entirely," Ponyboy said, going into each stall," one.....two.....three.....four.....five!" he said as he pushed open each door and flushed the toilets. The fifth one was different, there was a door on the wall instead.
"go open it," Darry said, stunned and pushing me to go open it.
"why me?" I asked.
"because we say so," Dally said, pushing me more.
I went and opened the door. It lead to another bathroom, and there is another door in the bathroom, leading somewhere else," WOAH! Luxury for free!" I said, running inside and looking around.
"woah.....tuff....," Ponyboy said, coming in as everyone followed.
"where do you think that leads to?" I asked.
"find out," Dally said. There was no point in arguing with Dally, he'll just get angry and make me do it anyway. So I went ahead. I cautiously opened the door and saw that the bathroom we were in was the bathroom of a majorly new house. It looked like a different year, completely.
"I think it's a laboratory or something," Sodapop said, absentmindedly and went passed me and to the door across the way.
'break a window and bust a wall. Making fun of your friends mom...." Unusual music echoed as Sodapop opened the door. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" a feminine voice screamed when she probably saw Sodapop.
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Sodapop's Pov
"hey I'm Sodapop Curtis," I said to the girl, lying on her bed unusually dressed like Two-bit.
"I hope Camille isn't paying you to do this......," she said, turning down her music and coming up to me as I gazed around the room. it was pink, yet the walls were filled with posters of 3 boys called "blink 182".
"Do what?" I said
"Pretend to be Sodapop. I mean, he is just a fictional character in the book."
"what?!?!" I exclaimed," I am Sodapop Curtis! Look! Here's my ID." I said, pulling out my wallet and showing her my driver's license.
"sodapop curtis," she read.
"hey, where we at?" Darry asked, entering the door.
"Oklahoma, no duh," the girl said.
"no, where we at as in, what city." He said
"Tulsa," she said, handing back my ID having no idea that there were 5 other boys in the hallway.
I gazed around her room some more. My eyes set on a calendar.
"this is bogus," I said, picking up the calendar," 2004, puh-lease."
"what are you talking about?" she said," it is 2004."
"what?!?!" the whole gang screamed.
She jumped at the sound of 6 more people. "ok, now ya'll gotta tell me, where the hell did you come from?" she said.
"the bathroom," I said.
"how did you get in the bathroom?" "the door"
"no duh. But how could you get into the bathroom without coming through the front door?"
"I don't know..... aren't there two doors in the bathroom?"
"yeah, but one has bricks behind it," she said, going out of her room and walking around the gang, studying them.
"not anymore," I said.
"what are you talking about?" she asked, stopping.
"look," I said, leading her to the bathroom. I showed her, she was stunned.
"woah," she said, entering the door.
"er, that's the men's room," Johnny said.
"sorry dude, but what are planet are you from? This place is like....for both genders," she said.
"well 'dude'," Dally said, with air quotations," not at the dingo. And its not 2004, what planet are YOU from? Myanus?"
"Uranus," she corrected.
"yeah, your from my anus," Dally said, laughing.
"dude, its 2004. see, technology, punk rock, rap, cell phones," she said, going back into her room and we followed. She showed us her collection of hilarious CD's like take off your pants and jacket and she showed us a small phone that didn't need a cord.
"well, the last time I checked, it was 1962," Ponyboy said.
"what the hell are you talking about?" she asked.
"ugh......look," he took her through the door and out of the men's bathroom. Sure, everyone was staring to see a girl looking entirely different.
"see, 1962, milkshakes, pepsi, swing, and phones with cords," Ponyboy showed.
