Title: Attendance, Please!
By: "Comrade Carlin"
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia~
Prussia: Of course you don't! THE AWESOME ME DOES!
Jydaria: We all know he doesn't, poor him.
Author's note: No offense intended, people! Besides, how IS attendance taken in Hetalia?
Chapter 1: Here!
The question not many ask is: How do you take attendance in the Hetalia? Well, let's all find out.
"America,"
"PARTY IN THE USA, BABY!" America said, raising both his arms up and moving them like one would in a party.
"China,"
"Here, aru~!" he said, raising his hand in a variation or what looked like the Mao salute.
"But, you skipped me!" a voice said, falling upon deaf ears.
"Who are you?" a timid voice asked.
"I'm Canada!" the first voice said again, still unheard.
"England,"
"Present." a mature voice belonging to a blond with bushy eyebrows said, raising a hand calmly.
"France,"
"Parbleu!" the Frenchman said, raising both his arms in what seemed like a weak defense against frying pans or rowing paddles.
"Germany,"
"Present," Germany said doing the Hitler salute, probably under sheer habit.
"Italy,"
"PASTA! VE~" the man said, waving around a white surrender flag.
"Japan,"
"Here..." he said, with no emotion in particular.
"Russia,"
"Da~" the yandere said, surrounded by blossoming sunflowers, a lovely scene ruined by the hidden bloody lead pipe and the half empty bottle of Vodka.
Before the attendance could continue, the double doors suddenly burst open with Prussia yelling, "THE AWESOME PRUSSIA IS HERE! KESESESESE," ...And then chaos erupted, as usual.
It should have been expected that the peace and quiet wouldn't last long.
This little oneshot was inspired and written by... "Comrade Carlin" XD No, but seriously, HOW IS ATTENDANCE TAKEN IN HETALIA?!
