Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters.
Warning: Rushness; Grammar; OOCness; Yaoi; Lemon; swearing; repetitiveness (I'm a repetitive person) and anything you notice that isn't on this list but is on this list.
Uchiha Rules That Should Never Ever be Broken
By Sasuke Uchiha. Version 3
Rule Number 0: These following rules should never be broken, even if they don't make sense
Rule Number 1: Uchiha's must look emotionless
Rule Number 2: Uchiha's shall not show emotion
Rule Number 3: They can show emotion only in private with their special someone
Rule Number 4: Uchiha's must be hot and sexy
Rule Number 5: Uchiha's wont drool
Rule Number 6: Uchiha's must always be tidy
Rule Number 7: Uchiha's will get what they want
Rule Number 8: When gotten, Uchiha's will protect
Rule Number 9: When protecting no one is aloud to touch
Rule Number 10: Uchiha's are always protective about their properties
Rule Number 11: As well as family and partners
Rule Number 12: Uchiha's must have great hair
Rule Number 13: The hair must be silky and sleek
Rule Number 14: The hair should have no spilt ends
Rule Number 15: Uchiha's hair must suit them with great style
Rule Number 16: Uchiha's must keep their appearance
Rule Number 17: Uchiha's when wearing clothes must have the Uchiha symbol on it.
Rule Number 18: Even on their partners to show who they belong to
Rule Number 19: Uchiha's skin must stay flourished
Rule Number 20: Uchiha's teeth must stay clean
Rule Number 21: Uchiha's glares must be deadly
Rule Number 22: deadly enough to kill someone
Rule Number 23: That someone being who annoys said Uchiha
Rule Number 24: ...and does it on purpose to the Uchiha
Rule Number 25: Uchiha's should never lose their Dignity
Rule Number 26: ...Especially to their Partner
Rule Number 29: Uchiha's should always say "hn"
Rule Number 30: Even though it may not even be a word
Rule Number 31: Uchiha's don't care if it's a word or not
Rule Number 32: Uchiha's shall stay handsome
Rule Number 33: Uchiha's shall not be pushovers
Rule Number 34: If gay, Uchiha's shall not stay in the closet
Rule Number 35: They will be proud of their sex preferences
Rule Number 36: If gay, Uchiha's shall NEVER be UKE
Rule Number 37: They shall always be SEME
Rule Number 38: Uchiha's can't kill Fan girls
Rule Number 39: even though they really want to
Rule Number 40: Uchiha's should respect their Partner
Rule Number 41: Will not molest their blond...I mean partner in Public. NOT.
Rule Number 42: Will not rape their dobe I mean partner anytime anywhere no matter how horny they are. NOT.
Rule Number 43: Uchiha's are always kinky ;)
Rule Number 44: Uchiha's will defiantly not beg for more!
Rule Number 45: Uchiha's want what they want and shall get what they want when they want
Rule Number 46: Uchiha's always win
Rule Number 47: Uchiha's must always have their famous smirk gracing their lips as well as the eyebrow raising.
Rule Number 48: Uchiha's won't smile
Rule Number 49: only for their loved ones
Rule Number 50: If Uchiha gets drunk, they keep their dignity -_-"
Rule Number 51: Uchiha's won't laugh
Rule Number 52: only for their loved ones
Rule Number 53: Uchiha's can chuckle
Rule Number 54: Uchiha's will never be bottom for their uke
Rule Number 55: even if they use their pout and sexiness
Rule Number 56: Uchiha's shall pound their love without mercy
Rule Number 57: Uchiha's are always seducers
Rule Number 58: When there's sex, Uchiha's are sadists to the uke. ;)
Rule Number 59: Uchiha's shall always be proud
Rule Number 60: and keep their pride!
Sasuke smirked at a job well done as he closed the new Uchiha rule book.
Naruto walked in with a towel loosely wrapped round his thin tanned waist.
"Oi! Teme what do you think you're doing, no chance in hell am I wearing this...this...this repulsive outfit! Count me out!" he held up a Santa girl Uniform in his right hand.
A tight top which was short, that it would show his stomach and a mini skirt that barely went past his crotch and last of all a thong. A THONG! He was a dude he didn't want to wear that, he wanted boxers, BOXERS! Can't you hear him, he said boxers! and a whip in this left.
"no way are we using this!NOW gimme back my clothes!" Naruto looked ready for a fight now, he wanted his clothes. NOW.
Sasuke almost drooled at the site he was taking in, golden wet looks sticking to his lovely tanned flustered skin, his turquoise eyes sparking in to his coal eyes.
Sasuke's eyes travelled to the clothes and frowned, he wanted to see the blond IN the clothes not NOTHING in the clothes.
Smirking evilly, he stood up; a flicker of panic flooded the blonds face before disappearing. Something bad was going to happen, and he didn't like it.
"What Uchiha's want..." he stepped forward toward him. Naruto froze. "..Uchiha's get..." another step to his prey ".and what I want..." he wrapped his arms around the wide eyed blond "...is you in that, sprawled on my bed and ready for me, hm? So how 'bout it?" he whispered in his ear
Naruto pushed him away "no way are you winning this time!"
Sasuke chuckled and raised an eyebrow, Naruto gulped. "Is that a challenge my love?"
Naruto's eyes widen before he ran for his life.
Sasuke stood still for 5 seconds for poofing off.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!H OW THE HELL!? YOU CHEATED!"
lol, and people reading this who reads Passing poems , sorry for not updating, I'm working on it though!
