Ceddy-Bear and Cho-clate Cake (pet name adventure)

Co written by landscaping (my friend's marauder nickname…I'm book)

ever think about why cho was so upset when cedric died? she missed him, yes, but i think some of it was guilt

One day Cho Chang and Cedric Diggory were walking through a fairly deserted Hogsmead area, when cho said, "Ceddy-bear, did I ever tell you how much I love you?" Cedric looked towards her, confused, "Ceddy-bear?" he challenged.

"Don't you like it?" whimpered Cho, with tears in her eyes, "It's a pet name I made up for you, all by myself!"

"I had a pet once," started Cedric, who really wanted to change the subject, because of course, Ceddy-bear is a awful pet name, "yes, it was a little kitten, her name was Ms. Kitty Fantastico. But one day, papa Amos killed her because his spoon, was just too big. It made him uncomfortable to eat his soup." He finished sadly.

"Yeah, yeah, you're problems mean nothing." Said Cho with a careless wave of her hand, "Do you like the pet name?" she asked, getting angry.

"Um yeah, sure." Said Cedric nervously, "but, I need to give you a pet name then."

"ok then." Said cho. They walked in silence for a while as Cedric tried to think of a pet name for Cho, when all of a sudden it hit him like a bludger to the face. "Cho-clate cake!" he shouted with a snap of his fingers.

"cho-clate cake?" she asked incredulously.

"yeah, like chocolate cake…get it?" cedric said.

"yeah, I get it. But it's a god awful pet name!" cho shouted.

"AND CEDDY-BEAR ISN'T?" shouted cedric.

"IT'S A NAME I CHOSE FROM THE HEART CEDRIC!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART! YOU HAVE A BLACK HOLE THAT CHANTS ME, ME, ME, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!"

"BUT IT IS!"

"YOU ARE ONE EVIL RAVENCLAW, YOU KNOW THAT?"

"WELL YOU ARE ONE TERRIBLE HUFFLEPUFF! WHO EVER HEARD OF A HUFFLEPUFF WHO IS A TERRIBLE FINDER?

"HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEM IN PUBLIC!"

"I SHOULD HAVE JUST ACCEPTED HARRY POTTER AS MY DATE TO THE YULE BALL! I HAVE HIM WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER ANYWAY!"

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE!"

"WHATEVER CEDRIC! I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE COMPETITION!"

"i'm leaving, have a terrible day!"

"just don't lose your way back, we all know you are a terrible finder!"