A/N: OK this is only a one chapter fic; unless someone pleads and begs,
but then again it will only be a one chapter fic. I really watch too many
movies.
Disclaimers: the characters belong to JK Rowling, the plot belongs to the
makers of Bedazzled.
The Goblet of Fire: From far away, above his head, he heard a high, cold voice say, "Kill the spare." A swishing noise and a second voice , which screeched the words to the night, "Avada." Harry quickly jumped up and shoved Cedric out of the way. "Kedavra!" the curse speed past the boys as they touched the portkey and disappeared back to the maze in the Hogwart's Quidditch field.
Six years later: A beach somewhere in Norfolk. Cedric Diggory sat next to Cho Chang and cried as he looked at the sunset. Cho looked like she was desperately trying to tell him something, but he kept interrupting. Ron Weasley, Dean Thomas, and Harry Potter walked up to the pair sitting under a beach umbrella. The three stood there for a minute listening to Cedric making a sonnet to Cho's hair, then sing a very corny song about dolphins; Ron kicked sand in the very strange guy's *gay*, I mean Cedric's face to make him acknowledge the trio's presence. "Hello, would you mind taking the horse play down the beach?" Cedric asked, Cho checked out Harry and the others. "No," this time it was Harry's turn to kick sand over Cedric. Cedric stood up, "Look, I'm gunna have to ask you, again, to leave because my woman-friend and I are sharing a beautiful, spiritual moment together and you're interrupting us! Yeah," he nodded like a maniac and smiled (If you've seen the movie you what I mean.) Harry looked over to Cho who was now also standing. "Do you wanna beer?" "Sure," she got up to leave Cedric. "I thought this was our time, Cho?" "Oh! Don't worry, I'll only be like two seconds," he said shaking off Cedric. "Well, actually, my house is like forty minutes from here," Harry stated as he kicked a little more sand. "Great! Where's your car?" "Van." "Cool!" She got up to leave once again when Cedric grabbed her and started crying. "Don't leave me!" he cried. "We were having such a wonderful time and. and." "Cedric," Cho put her hands on his face. "Spending time with you is great and all, but you're just way too emotional for me, and I'm about to go nuts being around you!" "But, Darling." "Look all I really want is a man who." she looked up at Harry. ".who ignores me, and takes me for granted, and only pretends to be interested in me to get in my pants." "That'll be me," Harry nodded cutely as he semi-saluted Cho. "Thank you!" she bowed to Harry, quickly got up, and went into his embrace. As the four left him sitting alone, Cedric broke down crying like Dudley, creating a stream.
A/N: Well, that's all folks! Hope you enjoyed it!!
The Goblet of Fire: From far away, above his head, he heard a high, cold voice say, "Kill the spare." A swishing noise and a second voice , which screeched the words to the night, "Avada." Harry quickly jumped up and shoved Cedric out of the way. "Kedavra!" the curse speed past the boys as they touched the portkey and disappeared back to the maze in the Hogwart's Quidditch field.
Six years later: A beach somewhere in Norfolk. Cedric Diggory sat next to Cho Chang and cried as he looked at the sunset. Cho looked like she was desperately trying to tell him something, but he kept interrupting. Ron Weasley, Dean Thomas, and Harry Potter walked up to the pair sitting under a beach umbrella. The three stood there for a minute listening to Cedric making a sonnet to Cho's hair, then sing a very corny song about dolphins; Ron kicked sand in the very strange guy's *gay*, I mean Cedric's face to make him acknowledge the trio's presence. "Hello, would you mind taking the horse play down the beach?" Cedric asked, Cho checked out Harry and the others. "No," this time it was Harry's turn to kick sand over Cedric. Cedric stood up, "Look, I'm gunna have to ask you, again, to leave because my woman-friend and I are sharing a beautiful, spiritual moment together and you're interrupting us! Yeah," he nodded like a maniac and smiled (If you've seen the movie you what I mean.) Harry looked over to Cho who was now also standing. "Do you wanna beer?" "Sure," she got up to leave Cedric. "I thought this was our time, Cho?" "Oh! Don't worry, I'll only be like two seconds," he said shaking off Cedric. "Well, actually, my house is like forty minutes from here," Harry stated as he kicked a little more sand. "Great! Where's your car?" "Van." "Cool!" She got up to leave once again when Cedric grabbed her and started crying. "Don't leave me!" he cried. "We were having such a wonderful time and. and." "Cedric," Cho put her hands on his face. "Spending time with you is great and all, but you're just way too emotional for me, and I'm about to go nuts being around you!" "But, Darling." "Look all I really want is a man who." she looked up at Harry. ".who ignores me, and takes me for granted, and only pretends to be interested in me to get in my pants." "That'll be me," Harry nodded cutely as he semi-saluted Cho. "Thank you!" she bowed to Harry, quickly got up, and went into his embrace. As the four left him sitting alone, Cedric broke down crying like Dudley, creating a stream.
A/N: Well, that's all folks! Hope you enjoyed it!!
