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A/N: By popular demand this has become its own individual story but it's based off the AU in Jaune's Legacy, if you have any questions, PM me.

The Beacon Brigade: Case 1- The Jokester

Jaune had been going for a little stroll, admiring all the scenery that Beacon had to offer, when his scroll dinged indicating he had gotten a message. He checked his scroll for messages and saw he had gotten a message from his friend Sun.

Hey I'm kinda bored so I'm gonna head over to Beacon and we can chill. See you then.

Jaune didn't know what to feel about this message. He hadn't quite known the faunus for very long and they had only seen each other once.

'Hey what's the worst that could happen?' The blonde knight mentally reassured himself. How wrong he would be.

He looked at his message again and noticed that Sun hadn't given a specified place so he decided to continue his walk. He passed by the beautiful trees that Beacon was often known for, but his peaceful stroll was interrupted by a hiss that came from above.

"Oi Oi up here"

Jaune looked up and saw a grinning Sun sitting on the branches. Jaune was about to say something but was cut off by a scream coming from nearby. Instinctively he ran towards the scream quickly followed by Sun.

They came across a lone girl sitting on the ground. They rushed over to her and helped her up, she had tears in her eyes.

"What happened?" Jaune asked

"I came here to visit my brother but when I got to the main campus…a guy dressed in a cloak came up to me and…copped a feel…and then he left as quickly as he came" The girl sobbed

"Don't worry we'll catch him! What did he look like?" Sun questioned

"I don't know…all I saw was a black robe, but he was definitely male and he ran that way" The girl pointed towards Beacon's dorm rooms.

"Alright Jaune let's go!"

"Right!"

The two blondes sprinted off towards the dorms, not noticing the snickering girl they left behind.

Sun stopped before they could get to the dorms and Jaune ran into him.

"Why'd you stop?!" He yelled

"If we're going to do this then we're going to do this right!" Sun reached into his pockets and pulled something out. "BOOSH! Check these out!" Sun held out two identical sunglasses and threw one to Jaune. "We're two detectives on the quest for the Beanbag grabber!" Sun put on his sunglasses.

Jaune looked at him quizzically then down at the sunglasses. He mentally sighed and put them on.

"Awesome now we gotta come up with detective names!" The golden haired faunus exclaimed.

"You're really getting into this?"

"I've been lonely Jaune…so lonely…"

Ren was sitting in the cafeteria by himself. He had just finished training and decided to grab a snack. He sensed two people approach him, he identified one as his leader and the other he had no idea but they seemed harmless.

Jaune and Sun sat down on either side of him and scooted into his personal space. Ren calmly kept eating despite his discomfort.

"So Lie Ren, where were you at the time of…"

"Sun? You stuck?"

"WHERE WERE YOU LIKE AN HOUR AGO?!"

"Training" Ren calmly said, though his patience was running thin

"Hmmm…quick answer there…are you sure you weren't…GRABBING SOME LADIES LOVE MUFFINS?!"

Ren almost choked on his food. He looked up at the faunus with an intense stare and then looked to his other side at his leader.

"What?" Ren asked

"Some lady got inappropriately touched and we're trying to find the guy who did it" Jaune said sympathetically

"Don't get friendly with the culprit, Detective Funbuns!"

"Sorry Detective Jones"

"I'm sorry did he just say 'funbuns'" Ren looked at Jaune quizzically

Jaune sighed and looked at Sun.

"He isn't the culprit Sun, let's just go"

Sun got up and started walking away, followed by Jaune.

"Wait a minute did he just call you 'Funbuns'?" Ren asked again. The two blondes didn't respond and kept on walking.

Ren pondered on this name.

'Why is his name funbun-…oh…wait…' Ren thought back to all the times he had caught Pyrrha starring at his butt. He silently chuckled to himself. 'Funbuns…it all makes sense now'

"Detective Jones I think I've got another culprit in mind"

"Who ya thinkin Detective Funbuns?"

"Dun dun dun dun~" Sun sang as he hugged the wall in one of Beacon's corridors.

"Sun if you keep singing, you're gonna give away our loca-"

"DUN DUN DUN~" Sun sang louder

"Stop…here it is"

"You sure funbuns"

"As sure as my buns are fun"

"Alright let's do this!"

Cardin was in his pajamas and had been peacefully studying. The rest of his team members were lying about the room, silently doing whatever they usually do. All of a sudden the door flew off its hinges and two blondes walked into the room. Sky let out a girlish scream but was quickly silenced with Sun's foot.

"Arc?" Cardin said still in surprise

"Cardin!"

"Arc!"

"Cardin!" exclaimed Sun

"Who?"

"Wukong!"

"Wukong?"

"Wukong!"

"Wukong!"

"Dove!"

"Arc!"

"Russel!"

"Arc!"

"NORA~" came a muffled voice through the walls.

There was absolute silence as everyone froze. Finally Cardin's patience had run out and he was about to yell

"What the fu-"

He was cut off by a slap to the face delivered by none other than the knight himself. He grabbed hold of Cardin's shirt and pulled him off the bed. The two were now face to face.

"WHY'D YOU DO IT?!"

"DO WHAT?!" Jaune slapped him again

"WHY'D YOU TOUCH HER MANGOS?!"

"I haven't touched any fruit all day I swear!" Jaune slapped him again.

"THE BANGOS CARDIN, WHY DID YOU TOUCH HER BANGOS!"

"I have never even played bangos!" Jaune slapped him again.

"TELL THE TRUTH CARDIN! WE KNOW YOU TOUCHED HER MILK DUDS!"

"I don't even like Milk Duds!" Jaune smacked him again.

"Cardin just answer him! Funbuns has snapped!" Sun interrupted

"I don't know what's going on!" yelled Cardin.

"At around noon today a lady's Bon Bon's were touched by a stranger and we know it's you!" yelled Jaune.

"I would never touch a lady's hooters without her permission, what kind of guy do you think I am?!"

"Did any of your teammates touch her Grapefruits?!"

"No, we haven't left our dorm all day!"

All the other members nodded in fear at the psychotic blonde. They could see his left eye twitching even while he was wearing sunglasses. Jaune finally let go of Cardin and headed towards the door. He turned and stared at Cardin.

"Don't walk the streets alone, Funbuns is always watching" Jaune said calmly and left.

Sun quickly followed him, leaving behind a very confused team CRDL.

By the end of the day they had questioned every male student and even some of the professors. The two blondes decided to take a break and went to the cafeteria along with the rest of Team JNPR and Team RWBY.

"Ummm what's with the sunglasses Jaune?" questioned Ruby

"…"

"*sigh* what's with the sunglasses…Detective Funbuns…" Ruby cringed at the name.

"It's to show we mean business!" answered Sun

"Sooo"

"Don't question our methods!"

Jaune had long since given up on conversation and was thinking to himself

'Who would be so dastardly as to grab a girl's marshmallows…we've questioned everyone on the campus…there's no one else…Wait a minute…it can't be…can it…it has to be…there's no one else left…'

Jaune turned to Sun and tapped him on the shoulder.

"What is it Funbuns? Have you figured it out?"

"Yes I have, but first I want to ask you something"

"Sure, shoot"

"Why did you do it?"

"Do what?"

"Grab her badonkadonks!"

"I didn't!"

"You're pretty good to have grabbed her marangos and somehow managed to be quick enough to climb into the tree just in time to meet up with me."

"That just sounds stupid!"

"Save it Sun, I bringing you in"

"How do I know that you didn't do it?!" questioned Sun

"Why would I do something like that?"

"Couldn't resist the temptations!"

The two had left the table and were now circling each other in the middle of the cafeteria; everyone had gone quiet and was eavesdropping on their conversation. The two finally leapt at each other and started wrestling on the ground. The wrestling soon diffused into a tickle fight and they were rolling around on the cafeteria floor. Everyone in the cafeteria face palmed.

Ozpin was quietly sitting at his desk when he heard a small knock.

"Come in"

Sun barged through the door carrying a tied up Jaune. His mouth was also sealed off with duct tape. He wiggled and mumbled through the duct tape. Ozpin pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed

"What is this?"

"I found the gauntlet grabber! It was a fierce battle that shook the heavens but I got him!"

"You mean that schoolgirl tickle fight in the middle of the cafeteria? That was not a fight…not even close…I could hear your girlish giggling from my office"

"Whatever it takes to get the job done. Though I gotta say I never suspected Funbuns to be the perpetrator, he was good partner"

Ozpin could feel his IQ dropping.

"Is this about that incident from this afternoon?" Ozpin asked. He sighed and pulled out his scroll. He typed something quickly and sent it. Minutes later Goodwitch arrived at his office pulling the girl from earlier by her ear.

"Don't worry Miss I found the guy!" Sun said smugly. Goodwitch looked at him and then at Ozpin, who nodded his head.

"Was this the girl you saw this afternoon?" Ozpin asked

"Yeah that's her!" Sun yelled and pointed

"You see, what we have here is a cross-dressing prankster that has been wreaking havoc all over Vystral. He's been causing a lot of trouble recently and we've finally caught him"

Ozpin could feel his patience slowly fade; something that almost never happened but as this day has gone on it has just been one problem after another.

"So Funbuns is innocent!"

"WHO IS- you know what I don't even care." Ozpin stated. He stood up and walked out of the room all while mumbling to himself.

Jaune and Sun had return to team JNPR's dorm room and busied themselves with making flyers. After hearing what the flyers were for, Pyrrha just shook her head and left to train, Nora thought it was awesome, and Ren just chuckled silently to himself.

"So tell me again, why are you guys doing this?"

"The city of Vystral needs us Ren!" Jaune answered.

"We put up these flyers everywhere in Beacon and find people to join the…Beacon Brigade!" Sun exclaimed raising his fist in the air.

"You saw us out there didn't you Ren, our detective skills were amazing if I may say so myself" Jaune bragged

"You didn't DO anything. You went around campus making all the men feel uncomfortable only to find that the person you were trying to help was pranking you! Not to mention you turned on each other!"

"Details details Ren. Don't dwell on the past." Sun said.

Ren turned over on his bed and started mumbling to himself. After a few minutes had passed he sat up and glared at Jaune.

"So what do you need to be a part of this 'brigade'"

Jaune gasped and stood up

"Renny! You're gonna join us!"

"I'm already regretting this"

"Too late!" Sun grinned and handed him a pair of sunglasses. "Every member needs a pair of sunglasses, it's how we can tell you're a part of our ranks!"

"Great, so do I get a secret code name?"

Jaune and Sun looked at each other and a smile cracked on their faces.

"Yeah, welcome to the team Detective Magenta"

Ren's eyes widened

"NOOOOO"

NEXT TIME ON THE BEACON BRIGADE:

"You've tickled your last butt! Turn yourself in!"

"NEVER!"

A/N: Hopefully this attempt at Comedy has put a smile on some of your faces and…maybe…if I'm lucky…a giggle. Let me know if you liked it and I might make more of these silly chapters. As always, please leave a review and have a good day, Carnage out.