Disclaimer: I do not own anything about Naruto.
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"Ok, kids. I'll be back in ten minutes. Behave yourselves, ok?"
The science teacher left the classroom.
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It all started when Naruto asked Sasuke:
"Do you wanna buy a duck?"
"What the hell, Naruto! A what?"
"A duck!"
"Will it make me more powerful?"
"Uh…I don't know…it likes ramen, though."
"Hey Sakura! Do you wanna buy a duck?"
"A what?"
"A what, Naruto?"
"A duck."
"Is it pink?"
"I don't know. Naruto, is it pink?"
"No."
"No, Sakura."
"Hey Ino-pig! Do you wanna buy a duck?"
"A what, forehead?!"
"A what, Sasuke?"
"A what, Naruto?"
"A duck."
"A duck."
"A duck."
"Um…does it quack?"
"Does it quack?"
"Does it quack?"
"Yeah."
"Yep."
"Yes."
"Hey Shika, do ya wanna buy a duck?"
"…"
"YOU LAZY ASS! DO YOU WANNA BUY A DUCK?"
"…troublesome woman…"
Ino sighed.
"I'll just ask Lee, then."
"Hey Lee, do you wanna buy a duck?"
"A WHAT?"
"A what?"
This went on, until it got back to Naruto.
"A duck."
"A duck."
"A duck."
This went on until the information reached Lee.
"IS IT VERY YOUTHFUL, MY YOUTHFUL FRIENDS?"
"Is it youthful?"
Back to Naruto.
"Uhh…sure…"
"Yes."
Back to Lee.
"Ok! Hey Neji, wanna buy a duck?"
"What the frick, Lee? I'm trying to do my work."
"Be youthful and say 'a what!'"
"Fine. A what?"
"A WHAT?"
To Naruto we go.
"A duck."
To Neji.
"A duck, Neji! It's youthful too!"
"It probably has a sucky destiny."
"Does it have a sucky YOUTHFUL destiny?"
Oh, hello Naruto.
"I…don't…know…"
"Nope."
"Yes."
"No."
"IT HAS A YOUTHFUL DESTINY!"
Sweatdrop.
"Oi, Hinata…Oh my Kami…what is THAT on the floor?"
"I-I think it's a d-dead b-bug, n-nii-san."
"THE BUG AND I WILL BE YOUTHFUL AND JUMP UP AND DOWN!"
Lee jumped.
The bug exploded as he jumped on it (A/N: Well, that was…um…exaggerated…hehe…)
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?"
The teacher had come back.
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So, tell me if you liked it! It's only my second fic, so yeah…this happened in my science class once…and I was the one who jumped on the bug…
I got lazy, I know…I didn't put in Shino, Kiba, or Chouji…sorry! I had no idea what they were going to say…;
R&R please!
-Rin
