I'm not even sure if I'm gonna continue this story, honestly this is just something that started growing whenever I had writers block for any of my 'story' stories, but in order to continue it I need suggestions. It's an experimental idea and I will probably delete it and revise it if it doesn't get a very positive response. Also, major references to other anime and cartoons and maybe books. But nothing enough to be considered a crossover! Also, this is an INTRO chapter, meaning it's waaaaaay longer than any of the other chapters will be.

I like Hetalia. I like truth or dare stories. I like ask the characters stories. I like mind control super powers. I like messing with people. End result, this...


"So I think that if we just build a fast food joint on every corner of the globe, it'll solve world hunger!" America exclaimed, pointing his finger in the air as he shoved a cheeseburger into his mouth.

"What are you, daff? Folks still have to pay for the food, and since moneys an issue in world hunger, than it's totally pointless to build a ton of restaurants that do nothing but send people to an early grave with heart attacks wrapped in tin foil!" Britain grumbled, crossing his arms.

"Beside. Food from place you like suck, America. Better to serve tasty snacks, aru!" China said as he produced a large basket of snacks from out of no where.

"I have an idea!" Italy cried.

"If you say pasta I am going to kill you." Britain growled as he leaned back onto his chair with crossed arms and a disgruntled expression.

Italy slumped, and everyone gave him a disappointed glance.

Than the less than courageous nation suddenly brightened up again.

"I have another idea!"

"Is it pasta?" Germany demanded.

"Nope!" Italy said proudly.

"Ok, than let's hear it."

"PIZZA!"

"GET BACK HERE TO LITTLE PASTA LOVING FREAK!" Britain yelled as he began to chase Italy.

"Germany! Help me!" Italy wailed, and the two of them began running in circles around the blonde country, who threw his arms in the air as he stumbled back and forth trying to get away from them.

"I think the fast food idea is better!"

"Better than pizza maybe, but tasty snack production is a better method to lower the amount of people who are wider than they are tall, aru!"

"PIZZA!"

"I'll kill you, you little wanker!"

"All right, everyone shut their mouths!" Germany screamed.

Everyone stopped talking and/or fighting and looked up.

"We've got a special guest, and I want everyone to be on their top behavior."

Germany ordered.

"Ok, dude, geez." America said through another mouthful of food as someone knocked on the door.

"That must be them now. I shall get it." Japan said, for he sat closest to the door. He walked over and opened the door to reveal a girl dressed in green and white, with a power belt, and short black hair, and green gems holding up her bangs on both sides.

"Sup?" She said as she flew inside. Yes, flew, she hovered around their heads for a second before claiming an empty seat between China and America.

She set her purple cased laptop down on the table and smiled.

"So, how're ya'll doing?"

"Umm...why are you dressed like an OP powerpuff girl?" America asked, pointing at her.

"This is no where close to what I actually look like. It's my avatar, so I figured I'd use a costume of it when I came and visited."

"You look ridiculous!" America began cackling madly.

All the nations looked on it shock as she pulled a giant hammer from behind her back and slammed it into America's head.

"I'm patriotic, really, I swear. I paint my face and watch fireworks and blow stuff up on the 4th of July and I eat a giant turkey and stuffing than go into a coma on Thanksgiving, but honestly, your kinda annoying."

"I've been trying to say that for years!" Britain exclaimed.

"Where did that hammer come from? Your scary!" Italy whimpered.

"It came with the costume and other powers. Seriously, this outfit was a steal." The small girl answered, kicking her legs from her chair.

"Makes me shorter than I actually am though, my feet can't even touch the floor, or you guys just build really tall chairs."

"So, umm...who are you?" France asked.

"First good question since I got here." The girl said.

"A lot of people around here *fanfiction* call me Amethyst, so that's what I'll go by. Amethyst!"

"A beautiful name for a beautiful young la..."

France tasted the hammer next.

"Reminds me to much of that darn zodiac Loke. Anyone else got anything to say, I probably re-watched that episode with China hitting Germany with his wok to many times and got influenced so don't push it."

"Episode, aru?" China asked, but he was ignored.

"So, why are you here?" Germany asked.

Amethyst smiled in a winning sort of way, a glint of evil in her wide green eyes.

"I came to show you an amazing little trick of mine!"

America sprung up out of the ground, a flash in his glasses.

"Sweet! I can tell from your voice! Your American!"

"Did I not just clearly state that with the comment about turkey and fireworks?" Amethyst asked sharply as she snapped open her laptop.

"This is sick! She's all american!"

"Yeah, I am...but for some strange reason China and Japan are my favorite characters. Maybe because they're quieter." Amethyst said smartly.

"Characters?" Japan asked, but he too was ignored.

"So, your the visitor? Now what I expected but ok. What is this trick of yours? We are having a serious meeting going on!"

Germany said sternly.

"I'll show you! But I need a volunteer! Two would be best, actually!"

"Me and Canada! Me and Canada!" America screamed, seizing his brother in a headlock and waving his free arm excitedly.

"You actually noticed me, so I guess I'll do it." Canada whispered.

"Who are you?" The polar bear asked.

"America just said, I'm Canada!"

"Perfect!" Amethyst cried before she clicked something in her screen and pulled up a white screen.

"Isn't that Pages? For writing and the like?" Britain questioned.

"Yup. But here's the fun part!" Amethyst pulled up a blank page, labeled it 'Hetalia control page' and typed out in bolded lettering.

Canada suddenly burst out, "You never respect me! You never listen to me! You barely even notice I'm there!" He shouted at a shocked America.

Every glanced up as Canada's fist suddenly tightened.

"You never respect me! You never listen to me! You barely even notice I'm there!" The bespectacled nation yelled into America's surprised face.

"Wait...he, did just do what you wrote?" Germany asked, astonished.

"Lemme see!" Italy suddenly popped up from under the table and typed into the computer.

Germany started dancing around the room shouting how much he loved pasta!

"I LOVE THE PASTA!" Germany was suddenly frolicking around, twirling and shouting about pasta with the most furious look on his face as Amethyst snatched her laptop back.

"No hijacking!" She barked as she deleted the part about Germany, the blonde wilted over and moaned.

"My pride has been damaged." He groaned.

"Don't worry, it'll be damaged even more." Amethyst said evilly as she cracked her fingers.

"I don't think this very real, aru. America and Canada and Germany and Italy could be in on it, aru." China pointed out.

China than reached up and pulled down his ponytail, than put his wok upside-down on his head like a hat.

China found himself reaching up over his shoulder and pulling out the tie that held back his hair. He than produced his wok and put it on his head.

"This so ridiculous, aru!" He shouted, dropping his arms after his hair had fallen down around his face with his wok tilting over one eye, balanced on his head.

"You still don't believe me, do you?" Amethyst asked Britain next.

"Honestly, no, it seems to whimsical for me." Britain replied.

"Oh, go tell it to your flying mint bunny." Amethyst cried, putting a hand in his face.

"What..how do you know about my little friends!?" Britain demanded, slamming his hand down on the her laptop as all the other nations began to crowd around, watching the strange scene as China picked his wok up out of his eyes.

"Oh, thats it!" Amethyst pulled her laptop away and flew up into the air, hovering just out of reached.

"No one messes with my computer! This thing has all of my writing, reading material, fanfiction, anime, and school stuff on it and if it breaks, I'm screwed! So take this!"

With that, Amethyst began to, rather angrily, type again.

As Britain shouted up at their hovering visitor, Japan turned to Russia.

"Mind lending me your magic metal pipe of pain?" He asked politely.

"Sure thing, friend." Russia replied, with his usual cheerful smile on his face, he pulled out his pipe and handed it to Japan.

"Arigato." Japan said as he took the pipe, turned, and smashed it into Britain's head as hard as he could.

"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" Britain barked like a sea dog, saluting before collapsing to the ground.

"Nice sleepy time." Russia commented as Japan returned his pipe.

"Oh, no, you. That stupid magic computer won't work on someone like Ja..."

That was all Britain had time to say before the metal pipe collided with his head.

"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" He barked, his hand moving into a salute before falling to the ground in a heap.

"Nice sleepy time." Russia found himself saying as he took his pipe back from a stunned Japan.

Amethyst grinned, the evil smirk spreading across her face and setting her glittering green eyes alight with mischief.

"Oh...this is gonna be fun."

"I have no idea what just happened. One second I'm standing, sensing the mood and refraining from speaking, and than I just had to go ask Russia for his pipe." Japan murmured.

"And I just had to give it to him, you feel same, da?" Russia questioned.

"Yes. This is most confusing, aru." China said as he tied his ponytail back up and put his wok away.

"After a little while the effect wears off unless I do something I have to undo, like knock Britain unconscious." Amethyst explained as she flew around above them with her laptop balanced on her criss-crossed legs.

"Why on earth are you here, ma fille? Just to make us do weird stuff and knock out Britain? Not that I mind the knocking out Britain part." France questioned.

"Well...thats definitely a part of it." Amethyst murmured as she tapped her chin with his finger. Than she realized France was staring up at her with a moony look in his eye.

"HEY!" She screeched and she seized his computer and typed something in.

"HI-YA!"

China ran over and gave France a flying kick into the nearest wall.

"No looking up my skirt, you stupid perv!" She cried.

"And you use me to hit him why, aru?" China demanded.

"Because I'm good at writing fight scenes involving ninja's or martial artists and you were the next best thing."

"I am a martial artist, aru!" China protested, flailing his overly long sleeved arm in the flying girls direction.

"You jump off cliffs and hit people with a giant pan and an equally giant spoon. Case closed. Now hang on. Be right back." Amethyst cried, than she flew out of the room, slamming the large doors of the world conference behind her.

"Erm...so anyone have any idea what to do about this mess? I mean, I'm the hero and all, but hero's don't beat up little girls. Or little girls with hammers and magic computers."

"So...we don't hit her?" Russia sounded slightly disappointed as he tucked his pipe away.

"I think your missing something big you western idiots, aru!" China cried, waving his arms around with his brown ponytail bouncing on his shoulder.

"If she want to, she can take entire world over!" The eldest nation exclaimed.

"Yeah, your right, type a few sentences and all of the sudden we're doing anything she wants! She might become queen of the world!" America shouted in panic.

"Sounds boring." Amethyst had returned, and she'd put on a pair of green legging underneath her skirt to protect her from France's gazing eyes.

"Huh? You don't want to be a ruler?" Germany demanded.

"Not really. I know how these 'queen of the world' things work. They seem like they have everything their hearts desire. Than they realize it's a ton of work to be queen and they hate it and want their old lives back. I'm just gonna skip most of that and say, 'Gee, I think I like life the way it is' kay?"

"Fine with us, but...THAN WHY ARE YOU HERE!?" Germany yelled.

Amethyst chuckled.

"It's fun to mess with people! I'm a huge fan of you guys, and everyone knows fan's just love to read about their favorite charac...I mean nations getting messed with. So...let the games begin!"

"What games? OH OH! Do we eat pasta!?" Italy asked, waving his hand around.

"No pasta, idiot! What the heck kinda game would we play eating pasta!?" Amethyst cried.

"I'm sorry!" Italy sobbed as he hid under the table.

Amethyst looked at his quivering form for a second.

"Dang it, he's to pathetically adorable."

Out of no where, a bowl of Italy's favorite pasta appeared in front of him.

"Grazie!" Italy exclaimed as he popped out from under the table holding a white bowl of steaming food.
"Where did the pasta even come from?" America asked incredulously.

Than Canada punched America in the face.

Canada reeled back his fist.

"EH!?" He wailed as he sent his fist right into America's face.

"OW!" America yelped, stumbling backwards.

"Why!?" He demanded.

"I didn't mean to, eh! I just, it was that girl!"

"My name is Amethyst!"

"It was Amethyst, eh!"

America rubbed his face.

"We have to get that laptop from her!" He cried.

Than America did a split.

"I was not made to bend this way!" America screamed in panic as he dropped into a perfect split.

Britain finally woke up, moaning.

"What happened?" He asked in confusion.

"Hey, Russia, can I borrow that pipe again?" Japan found himself asking.

"Why not?" Russia said with a smile.

"OH NO OH NO OH NO!" Britain cried, trying to run as Japan turned around, but it was to late, and for the second time the asian country slammed the pipe into Britain's head.

"EAT MORE VITAMIN C YEE SCALAWAGS!" He shouted as he fell yet again.

"Why..." Japan murmured as he handed the pipe back to Russia.

"So, what happen when you run out of ideas, huh, aru?" China asked, thinking he'd discovered a weak point as he crossed his arms.

Than China ran up onto the ceiling.

"That not even physically possible, aru!" China cried.

"Might wanna look down, or...up."

China did just that a realized that he was standing on the ceiling.

Amethyst winked, "It takes a lot for me to run out of ideas."

"Germany, help me! This is hurting my head!" Italy wailed as China blinked, attempting to figure out how this was even possible.

"I thought I could not defy gravity no matter what you write, aru!" China cried, waving his arms around with his hair swinging around beneath his suspended form.

"Are you honestly saying that to the flying girl with a super hammer and magical laptop?" Amethyst asked sarcastically.

"Point taken, aru." China grumbled, crossing his arms.

Russia stood up.

"What now?" Russia asked, he was now on his feet.

"Dear god, don't sick him on me! I'm still doing a split over here!" America wailed.

Amethyst snorted, "Oh yeah, my bad."

America stood back up from his acrobatics attempt.

"Thank you!" America sighed with relief.

"So what do I do now?" Russia asked.

America than pulled out a water pistol and tossed it to Canada, producing another while crying on in his most heroic voice.

"WATER WORLD WAR!"

"I don't even have a..." America began as he reached into his aviators jacket, pulled out a blue water gun, and threw it to his brother, who easily caught it, dropping his bear in the process.

"Where did that even come from?" America questioned as he pulled out a second water pistol, before taking a breath and crying out.

"WATER WORLD WAR!"

Amethyst was typing madly now, a wild grin on her face.

"Oh, this is more fun than I thought it'd be!" She exclaimed joyously.

America found himself running over to the unconscious Britain and spraying him in the face until he woke up.

"Bring it, old man!" He exclaimed.

"You think I'm old!?" Britain demanded as he twisted the strap that was around his shoulder and revealed that it was armed with water grenades.

"When did I even buy water grenades!?" Britain asked frantically as he pulled the pin and threw the spongey device, which was now squirting out water from several holes.

Japan jumped back to avoid the flow of water, and reached down to grip the hilt of his sword, only to unsheathe a blue pool noodle.

"Wait!" He cried out, looking flustered.

"Where did my katana go? I don't remember carrying a pool toy into a world meeting!" The nation cried out, pathetically out of control as he ran over to France and bonked him over the head the blonde ran away to find his own weapon.

"Hee Hee Hee." Amethyst giggled as she had yet another light bulb switch on in her brain.

"Let's go...China!" She cheered, pumping her fist in the air.

"I do not want to go anywhere, aru! I am good up here!" China cried, swiping his arms across his body in a gesture that showed this, he was protected from the madness because he was still standing on the ceiling, soon enough he ran back down to the floor again, landing in a crouch, than reached behind him, producing his wok.

Full of water balloons.

"What? Where these come from, aru? I do not make habit of carrying plastic pool party toys, aru!" He yelped in confusion as he armed himself with several balloons in each hand, aimed, and threw them all around the room.

The asian nation than performed a backflip to avoid being struck by Japan's pool noodle.

"I do not even understand how that thing can do damage, aru!" China pointed out.

"This is not my weapon of choice!" Japan moaned as China chucked a water balloon into the younger nations face.

Japan blinked with water plastering his bangs to his forehead.

He swung yet again with his foam armament, managing to strike China on the head.

"I can barely even feel it, aru!" China laughed as he threw another water balloon into Japan's face before taking of, running comically fast as Japan chased him with noodle raised high.

Amethyst was rolling in the air with giggles, watching the warring nations, who'd, all except for Russia, pulled out random weapons of watery destruction and had begun demolishing the room with their attacks.

Germany dropped down behind a flipped table, than sprung up, aimed his mini water pistol, and sent out several shots, before dropping behind his shield yet again.

"What do we do, Germany?" Italy was cowering right next to him, his rear end in the air as he covered his head with his hands.

"We get up and fight, imbecile!" Germany ordered, Italy gulped, but pulled out his white flag and cried out.

"To the gods of water and of war, ADIAMO!"

Before leaping out and pointing his white flag at France.

"Ohuhuhu, what do you think thats going to..."

The blonde realized a moment to late that Italy had converted his stick and white flag into a sling shot with stretchy white material.

"I shudder to even wonder what that white stuff is!" France cried out before a water balloon Italy had loaded smashed into his face and sent him running as Italy pulled another balloon from his belt and reloaded.

"WUNDERBAR! Your finally standing up in war, Italy, it is only a water war, but still, it is better than nothing!" Germany cheered his ally on as Italy screamed random nothings and chased France around.

Amethyst grinned at the chaos.

"Now for some real fun!" She yelled.

"No! This is plenty fun, we don't need any more, thank you!" Britain called up to her.

"Nah, I'm sure you'll change your mind once I really get going!" Amethyst called happily before the clattering of her keyboard echoed through the world meeting hall.

"She's typing again! Everyone run for it!" America called.

"I am kind of busy, aru! Japan, stop!" China was still getting chased by Japan, who was still under the influence of the text.

"I'm trying I but I can not!" Japan shouted as he swiped at China with his noodle again only to get another water balloon in his face.

"Too late!" Amethyst cried as she added an exclamation with a flourish.

Russia blinked, than an evil little smile spread across his face.

"I like the way you are doing the thinking, little girl."

Before whipping out a gigantic water bazooka.

"WHERE THESE THINGS COME FROM, ARU!?" China demanded as he produced more water balloons from his sleeves and threw them at Japan, who deflected them with a few twirls of the pool noodle.

Russia than pulled the trigger on his bazooka and a literal wall of water slammed into America.

"NOT COOL!" He screamed.

"This so much fun, I not even bothering to be resisting her influence!"

Russia said happily as he turned and blasted Britain, who let out a strangled curse before hitting the back wall of the room.

"This is ridiculous!"

Amethyst was grinning, when suddenly, a frown spread across her face.

"Dang it." She muttered as she stopped her mad writing.

Everyone around the room stopped in their attacks and lowered their weapons, Japan's pool noodle changed back into a sword.

"What is the wrong?" Russia asked as he set the tip of his bazooka to the floor.

"I gotta go home before my family realizes I flew out my window." She muttered.

Amethyst dropped back down to the ground, and dragged a backpack out that she'd stowed under the table, zipping up her laptop and heaving it onto her back.

All of the dripping wet nations stared at her.

"So...your leaving?" Germany asked.

"Sorry I had to go so soon, but don't worry, I'll come back as soon as I can! Don't miss me to much you guys!" She sang as she walked over to the window, opened it a crack, and slipped out, dropping out of sight.

Everyone stayed frozen in their positions for a moment.

Amethyst's head suddenly popped back through the window.

"Oh, right, almost forgot, hang on."

She pulled back out her computer, wrote a few more things, than shut it.

A giant whirlwind burst through the door, it's gusts sucking at the nations hair and clothes.

"GERMANY HELP!" Italy screamed as he was dragged into the wild gray vortex.

"Italy!"

Germany whiffed Italy's hand and his friend disappeared.

Germany was yanked off his feet a moment later, "NYET" He shouted as he was dragged into the whirlwind, as the winds blasted through the halls, soon all of the nations were pulled in.

They screamed and cursed and bumped into each other as if they were in some sort of oversized dryer, until the tornado started dumping them out, one at a time.

Back into their chairs at the table, all bone dry and with insane hairstyles.

Germany sighed as the window closed, Amethyst had left.

"So..."

Silence penetrated the room like an arrow.

"Umm...world hunger?" America suggested.

"R-Right...about that."

"Pizza!"

"I'll murder you you git!"

"Who want to sample a treat, aru?"

"Fast food solves everything!"

"Everything but a heart attack!"

"WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!?"


Well, that was an experimental idea, by me, Amethystfairy1, or Amethyst as some of my readers have taken to calling me. I had the idea when if finished Hetalia: The beautiful world, it was in my brain forever, and now it's just sort of taken form. Please let me know if you have any ideas! Things for the nations to do, questions to ask, I'll even accept truth or dares! This is something new I'm doing so if you have suggestions for me to improve it also let me know! And I'm serious I will use as many review idea's as I possibly can maybe even all of them and the sooner you review the more likely you'll make it so review! If I don't get much response this will become a temporary one-shot until I feel like I can expand it more without ignoring my other stories, since my most popular story is pre typed about three chapters ahead it gave me some time to think about doing something for Hetalia, which has become my latest time killer! Anyway, Thanks for reading, please let me know what you think!