This is my first attempt at writing so please be gentle with me.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

"Girlll when the last time you got Oil Change?" asked Cocoa.

"Oil Change! What the fuck are you talking about Cocoa?"

"Don't play. You know exactly what I'm talking about. S-E-X BELLA! My goodness girl do I have to break it down to ya.

"None of your business, you are such a nosey Bitch!" Cocoa gets on my last nerve but if anyone has my back it's her.

"Is that code for my coochie is dry as hell?" said Cocoa with an overly dramatic laugh. I could just slap her sometimes.

"So dear sister of mine, I was talking to Vasya and a business partner of his is moving into town. I was hoping that we all could go out on a double date. Please Bella I promise it will be fun."