Disclaimer: Repo! The Genetic Opera belongs to Terrance Zdunich, Darren Smith, Darren Lynn Bousman, and Lionsgate. I own nothing. I just really like playing with their characters. :3


Shilo poked her head over the edge of the dumpster and grinned widely, "I have a present!"

"A present, oh great," Graverobber groaned, decidedly unhappy about having his sleep disturbed.

"Happy Valentines Day!" she said, excitedly, dropping a big red construction paper heart into his lap.

Graverobber looked at the home-made card skeptically a moment before holding it up to her, "You know I can't eat this, right?"

"What, eat it? No no no, it's a Valentine's Day card. You know, a Valentine?" Shilo asked.

"Of course I know. I know what Valentine's Day is. Now, where's my candy, bitch?"


Luigi shoved a recently removed heart into Amber's hands with a sour look on his face, "Happy fucking Valentine's Day. You're still a slut," before he skulked back over to his corner. Carved into the nearly still beating flesh were the words 'Hope you die in a fire.'


Pavi sat on his king-sized bed full of GENterns, staring into his hand mirror and sorting out the mountains upon mountains of Valentine's Day cards he'd received into smaller, more organized piles. He had three piles, to be exact, and the Valentine's were sorted entirely based on the sender. People whose faces he wanted, people whose faces he didn't, and men.


Branko Branko needs only one Valentine, and it's sent by his moustache.


Nathan, Marni and Mag sat on a cloud in heaven, exchanging frilly Valentines, little chocolates, and singing.

Meanwhile, Rotti was still dead and no one ever brought him flowers or candy or hearts. He would have killed them for that, but being incorporeal means you can't do much.


The GENterns celebrated their Valentine's Day in much the way they usually celebrated—grind trains and gratuitous moaning for everyone!


Henchwoman 1 turned to her identically dressed coworker and handed her a small envelope. Henchwoman 2 accepted the envelope and gave an almost identical one in return. They both tore open their respective envelopes to find almost matching Valentine's Day cards within. Satisfied, they nodded to one another, said nothing, and went back to work.


Author's Note: So yeah, a total drabble. But a fun one! Happy Valentine's Day from mine to yours. Sorry it's a little late. My computer has been on a fritz lately, so I couldn't get it to turn on for most of the day. Whoops! Anyhow, hope you enjoyed it!