A GUIDE ON HOW TO SURIVE A ZOMBIE INVASION

With the RE crew

Staring suicycojr95

And

Shichikokuyama

Disclaimer : we don't own resident evil or any of its characters. BUT…shichikokuyama own herself. So don't sue

Sui: hi me and my sister decided to make a story together (I need to write more stories)

Shi: that's me!! Hey do I get to set something on fire today?!

Sui: I certainly hope not but moving on

Shi: but why not?? I have matches!

Sui: moving on!!….. Where should we start

Shi: ummmm who's our first guest?

Sui: uhhh looks at random paper Jill

Shi: jill come out here!!

Jill: hi.

Sui: okay jill as an experienced survivor do you have any advice for the readers.

Jill: … don't get bitten

Sui: . that's kinda obvious ……. Are you camera shy or retarded or scarred or anything else we should know about

Shi: I know something you talk to much bro.

Sui: because I can

Shi: that wasn't a question .

Sui: so

Shi: anyway jill can you tell our readers why you don't want to get bitten?

Jill: ….. You'll get infected and turn into a zombie or die

Sui: wouldn't you die anyway

Jill: maybe

Shi: maybe? don't you guys kill them all in the end?!

Jill: no

Sui: that's a pleasant thought….. Onto our first section

WHAT'S A ZOMBIE

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(as if u didn't know)

Sui: by term a zombie is someone thought to be dead who was rose from the death with voodoo magic to become a slave

Shi: so a dead person who walks.

Jill: in my experience it was someone infected by a virus created by umbrella corp.…. in my experience

Shi: but they died then got up moaned then tried killing others.

Sui: basically NEXT SECTION

HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE

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Straight to the point

Sui: I feel like we're rushing to this..

Shi: no duh I wanna talk about killing something!!

Sui: sorry jill now will bring out Chris for this one

Chris: YO!!

Shi: it's a how NOT to section!.

Chris: hey im still alive aren't I

Sui: a modern day wonder

Chris: hey!!

Sui: I have 1 question for you why would you leave jill with a questionable person after a zombie dog attack to go check a strange noise with out a gun

Chris: that's a cheap shot .

Shi: hits chris with a wiffleball bat no! that's a cheap shot!.

Chris: oww!!

Sui: suck it up it was only a wiffle ball bat……. In your opinion what's the best way to kill a zombie?

Chris: says next sentence like he's a genius unloading a clip of ammo into them or using a chainsaw or explosion seems to kill them

Shi: sweet!!

Sui: . okay I don't recommend unloading a clip of ammo into them just aim for the head

Shi: headshots!! I just pwnded ur azn beech!!

Sui: ..k … chainsaws are impractical because they burn up fuel, jam easily, are heavy, and need constant cleaning….

Shi: awwww…. Im still using one

Sui: and be CAREFULL when using explosives don't kill yourself and a flaming zombie could be worse then a regular one

Shi: what about fireworks?….

Sui: we'll talk more about next chapter (if anyone reviews)

Next chpt. Well meet brad and talk about his story go over basic firearms and bring in a weapons expert (chris isn't cutting it)