A GUIDE ON HOW TO SURIVE A ZOMBIE INVASION
With the RE crew
Staring suicycojr95
And
Shichikokuyama
Disclaimer : we don't own resident evil or any of its characters. BUT…shichikokuyama own herself. So don't sue
Sui: hi me and my sister decided to make a story together (I need to write more stories)
Shi: that's me!! Hey do I get to set something on fire today?!
Sui: I certainly hope not but moving on
Shi: but why not?? I have matches!
Sui: moving on!!….. Where should we start
Shi: ummmm who's our first guest?
Sui: uhhh looks at random paper Jill
Shi: jill come out here!!
Jill: hi.
Sui: okay jill as an experienced survivor do you have any advice for the readers.
Jill: … don't get bitten
Sui: . that's kinda obvious ……. Are you camera shy or retarded or scarred or anything else we should know about
Shi: I know something you talk to much bro.
Sui: because I can
Shi: that wasn't a question .
Sui: so
Shi: anyway jill can you tell our readers why you don't want to get bitten?
Jill: ….. You'll get infected and turn into a zombie or die
Sui: wouldn't you die anyway
Jill: maybe
Shi: maybe? don't you guys kill them all in the end?!
Jill: no
Sui: that's a pleasant thought….. Onto our first section
WHAT'S A ZOMBIE
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(as if u didn't know)
Sui: by term a zombie is someone thought to be dead who was rose from the death with voodoo magic to become a slave
Shi: so a dead person who walks.
Jill: in my experience it was someone infected by a virus created by umbrella corp.…. in my experience
Shi: but they died then got up moaned then tried killing others.
Sui: basically NEXT SECTION
HOW TO KILL A ZOMBIE
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Straight to the point
Sui: I feel like we're rushing to this..
Shi: no duh I wanna talk about killing something!!
Sui: sorry jill now will bring out Chris for this one
Chris: YO!!
Shi: it's a how NOT to section!.
Chris: hey im still alive aren't I
Sui: a modern day wonder
Chris: hey!!
Sui: I have 1 question for you why would you leave jill with a questionable person after a zombie dog attack to go check a strange noise with out a gun
Chris: that's a cheap shot .
Shi: hits chris with a wiffleball bat no! that's a cheap shot!.
Chris: oww!!
Sui: suck it up it was only a wiffle ball bat……. In your opinion what's the best way to kill a zombie?
Chris: says next sentence like he's a genius unloading a clip of ammo into them or using a chainsaw or explosion seems to kill them
Shi: sweet!!
Sui: . okay I don't recommend unloading a clip of ammo into them just aim for the head
Shi: headshots!! I just pwnded ur azn beech!!
Sui: ..k … chainsaws are impractical because they burn up fuel, jam easily, are heavy, and need constant cleaning….
Shi: awwww…. Im still using one
Sui: and be CAREFULL when using explosives don't kill yourself and a flaming zombie could be worse then a regular one
Shi: what about fireworks?….
Sui: we'll talk more about next chapter (if anyone reviews)
Next chpt. Well meet brad and talk about his story go over basic firearms and bring in a weapons expert (chris isn't cutting it)
