This fic was writing following a prompt by "spellbound . too" for a foursome fanfiction
*** Note to all. THERE IS NO VIOLENCE IN THIS FANFIC…. THE TITLE IS MERELY THE NAME OF A SONG THAT INSPIRED ME.
Also, there is no Durincest in this fanfic. Thorin, Kili and Fili are good friends and they will interact with each other in this story but I won't be mentioning the family ties, nor will I be using any terms such as « uncle » or « nephew ». Therefore, both those in favor of Durincest and those against, will find this story line to their liking, I hope.
Also, let us pretend that this tavern is accustomed to welcome guest of all races. Therefore, there are 'lower' tables available that the dwarves can easily access. You'll see later why I am mentioning this here I do like to keep the details realistic…
This fic hasn't been proofread yet, so all mistakes and typos are entirely my fault. I will correct them as I go. Thanks for understanding… I just need to get these dirty thoughts out of my brain in order to function properly!
**I have no shame and I regret nothing, except perhaps, that I don't own Thorin**
The lyrics to a song I adore, the title of my fanfiction, which sets the mood nicely I think
Blood sugar sex magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Blood sugar sucker fish
In my dish
How many pieces
Do you wish
Step into a heaven
Where I keep it on the soulside
Girl please me
Be my soul bride
Every woman
Has a piece of Aphrodite
Copulate to create
A state of sexual light
Kissing her virginity
My affinity
I mingle with the gods
I mingle with devinity
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar crazy
She has it
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
Glorious euphoria
Is my must
Erotic shock
Is a function of lust
Temporarily blind
Dimensions to discover
In time
Each into the other
Uncontrollable notes
From her snowwhite throat
Fill a space
In which two bodies float
Operatic by voice
A fanatic by choice
Aromatic is the flower
She must be moist
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar crazy
She has it
Sex magik sex magik
Blood sugar baby
She's magik
Sex magik sex magik
Chapter One
Working in the tavern, you get your load of inappropriate comments and looks from the drunken customers. You're used to it and you've learned to distance yourself from such situations even though it still brings your spirits down every single time you get a slap on your ass from an old fool. Some nights you do get good tips from the customers and it helps put your mind at ease but what really keeps you going, his the hope that the three dwarves will come visit once again…
They started coming a few months back; 2 younger ones, one with blond hair and the other with brown hair both of them always seeming to be looking for trouble and a third one you could barely keep your eyes from. He was older than the other two, though you couldn't tell his age not knowing much about dwarves. He had such a presence and he commanded attention whenever he walked into the tavern. His blue eyes were always sending smoldering looks your way, a smile dancing on his lips and you would almost run to his table whenever he did, just to get a chance to hear the silky sound of his voice when he ordered his drinks.
The three of them would always start whispering and laughing with each other whenever you left their table, filling your with unease but also with curiosity… Your interest in them grew ten-fold the last time they were here.. You were serving them their mead and you bended over the table to fill their cups… They all froze in their seats, looking down your dress and you couldn't help but notice how their eyes darken at the sight, catching their breaths... The older dwarf's tongue even darting out to lick his lips lavishly… Heat had started to burn deep in your belly at the realization that you were having this king of an effect on them. No one had spoken a word then and you left the table, returning to your duties feeling a little out of breath… When you turned around to have another look at them, they weren't laughing while discussing you this time. They were having what seemed to a very serious conversation and they kept glancing at you in turn and nodding. The older one got up after a few minutes and walked toward you, biding you good night and telling you
« Until our next meeting… »
the sound of his voice a melody full of promises, though you didn't quite know promises of what. Since then, you hadn't been able to keep these three out of your mind. You even dreamt of them most nights though you would never admit this to any living soul!
The nights went by and they never came back… you were quite disappointed… The dwarf had told you they would come back and it was the very first time he was addressing you besides when he was placing an order of course, and you had felt like this was progress. Progress toward what though, you couldn't wrap your mind around.
Then a few weeks later, late in the evening, the three dwarves had shown up again. It was almost mid-night and there were only one or two customers left, you were on your way to closing the tavern. They walked in, one in front of the other, the older one leading the way. They marched toward you with a determine pace and for some unknown reason, it made the hair on your spine stand on its end. The older dwarf came closer to you, his eyes deep blue and penetrating, he grabbed your hand and brought it to his mouth. He very slowly brushed his lips against the back of your hand, his soft beard creating goose bumps all the way to your shoulder. His whispered their names on your skin then :
« I am Thorin Oakenshield and these are my friends, Kili and Fili ».
You nodded to the other two not being able to find the words to talk.
« We have been looking forward to seeing you again, my Lady… »
« S- so have I, master Thorin »
You blurt out, surprising even yourself. Thorin's eyebrows shoot up to his hairline at your answer, looking pleasantly surprised…
« Have you now? We are glad to hear this… Are you about quite done for the night here? »
« Hum… just about yes, there are only two customers left and all the other workers have gone »
Again you are not quite sure why but you feel the need to let them know that you will soon be completely alone with them… something in your unconscious mind screaming at you that this is what you really want.
« Fili, kick those two guys out. NOW! »
You shiver at his tone, so harsh so commanding and Fili obeys immediately, grabbing both the men buy their arms, opening the door and shoving them out. You are suddenly very aware that you are all alone in an empty room with three impressive dwarves and that they are all staring at you with darkening eyes. Your mouth goes dry as your eyes dart from Kili, to Fili only to come back resting on Thorin who is devouring you with his stare.
« We've been having some trouble keeping you out of our every thoughts, my Lady… »
« Y-you have? I mean all three of you… really? »
« Yes. Really. We tend to like the same things, the three of us you see… so because of this, we had to learn to share… »
« To share… share… what? »
Realization is dawning on you quickly, panic setting in, your breath quickening…
« You mean share... who… », Thorin replies in a husky tone…
You swallow hard at his words, backing away slightly from him until you hit the bar with your back. Thorin smiles at you, walking in a cat-like manner and closing the space between you two, Kili and Fili following suit.
« What is it that you have in mind exactly, master Thorin? »
you ask him with a shaky voice…
« Oh I think you know exactly what we have in mind… And judging by the heaving of your breasts and your dilated pupils, you want this as much as we do… »
His large hand reaches to caress the side of your face, sending more shivers down your spine… it feels like he's burning your skin with his fingers and against your better judgement, you lean into his hand to increase the contact. Thorin chuckles at this…
« See that boys, she's practically begging for it… »
« We can make sure she begs for real before the end » adds Kili
« We can make sure she screams when she begs too » adds Fili
Wetness starts to pool between your thighs at the implication of their words, your mouth suddenly watering at the prospect…
« You can't be serious… I mean… all three of you… I mean I can't… you mean to say, all at the same time? »
You're stammering… you sound scared at the possibility but really you're not. You're just incredibly turned on, this is unlike anything you expected or anything you ever experienced before and you are literally dying to find out what they truly have in mind for you…
