''Twas the Battle of Hogwarts
And all through the land,
Everything was moving
Including the sand.
Voldemort tried to keep the school
But to his dismay,
Dumbledore's Army kept getting in the way.
All Tom wanted was one Harry Potter
To get him he would kill every man, woman, rotter.
Many people went in, and came out as dead
Including Lupin, Tonks, Creevey and Fred.
It didn't help that other countries gave zero fucks
Nor that Harry was the final Horcrux.
The deciding factor was one Elder Wand
But ole Voldy as good as jumped in the pond!
For Riddle miscalculated, misjudged
If he was smarter he would've known he was fudged!
The wand belonged to Malfoy, the fool
In his school years he had sure been a tool.
Riddle was hit by his own killing curse
His idiocy led him to drive his own hearse!
And without a good conclusion statement or pun
I shall repeat Peeves' wise words loud as a gun!
"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one,
And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now let's have fun!"
