''Twas the Battle of Hogwarts

And all through the land,

Everything was moving

Including the sand.

Voldemort tried to keep the school

But to his dismay,

Dumbledore's Army kept getting in the way.

All Tom wanted was one Harry Potter

To get him he would kill every man, woman, rotter.

Many people went in, and came out as dead

Including Lupin, Tonks, Creevey and Fred.

It didn't help that other countries gave zero fucks

Nor that Harry was the final Horcrux.

The deciding factor was one Elder Wand

But ole Voldy as good as jumped in the pond!

For Riddle miscalculated, misjudged

If he was smarter he would've known he was fudged!

The wand belonged to Malfoy, the fool

In his school years he had sure been a tool.

Riddle was hit by his own killing curse

His idiocy led him to drive his own hearse!

And without a good conclusion statement or pun

I shall repeat Peeves' wise words loud as a gun!

"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one,

And Voldy's gone mouldy, so now let's have fun!"