The Superstore

Doctor Eggman ran from tree to tree so the high tech security cameras couldn't see him.

Then he scrambled out and stood in front of the sliding doors and looked at his selection of bombs.

"Let's see I have a smoke bomb, a gas bomb, a stink bomb and a … perfume bottle? How the hell did this get here?" he whispered to himself.

After that he quickly took a 'gun' out of his pocket.

"What was I doing here again? Oh yeah, I need to steal eggs so I can complete my formula so I can finally destroy Sonic the Hedgehog!"

He thought but accidently saying 'destroy Sonic the Hedgehog' out loud.

After that an old man hit Doctor Eggman with his cane and stated "Will you quiet down? I bet China can hear us with that kind of voice!"

But Doctor Eggman ignored the man and broke the sliding door down with a miniature rock that he found earlier and shouted, "THIS IS A ROBBERY! Get down on the floor or else somebody gets hurt!"

Then everyone looked at his hand and started to laugh.

This action made him furious and he demandingly shouted "What?! What are you laughing at?" Then he realized … that he was holding a banana.

He quickly threw his banana away and picked up a laser gun out of his pocket and everyone started screaming except for one person.

After that Eggman smirked and sneered, "Oh so you think you're so tough eh?" The young boy replied "You'll see".

Then the young boy kicked Doctor Eggman at the place where light never shines. "Owwwwwwwwww! That hurts!" Bob shrieked, "I'll get you for that!"

Doctor Eggman vigorously snatched his laser gun from the floor and began ready to aim. At the same time he shot the laser, the young boy quickly took out a random shiny mirror from his small pocket and deflected the crimson laser.

The boy and Doctor Eggman watch the laser bounced off several shiny surfaces until it landed right on … Doctor Eggman's butt.

"Yowwwwwwwch!" was the only sound you can hear out of Eggman's mouth. Then Doctor Eggman snarled "OKAY, you picked out the last straw, now you get the real punishment."

Eggman charged at the little boy and was about to deliver a punch but the boy dodged it by leaning on his side and hit Eggman with a powerful karate kick.

Doctor Eggman thought "He knows karate? This guy is almost as bad as Sonic, I'm done for."

After that, Eggman used another charge at the boy, but the buy spotted the banana Eggman threw away earlier and quickly ate it.

"Huh?" was all Doctor Eggman managed to say, but the boy threw the banana peel in front of him and Eggman slipped and flew into the ladies undergarments section.

Yay! My first Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction! Although it's a bit short but who cares, at least it's enjoyable! (At least that's what I think it is)

I do not own any of the characters except for the old man and the boy.