disclaimer: well I don't own Sonic the Hog!

Sonic sat in his home. He noticed a nearby radio and tuned into his favorite radio station. They were playing a song he really liked.

"That song is "Bohemian Rhapsody", by Queen, even thought Queen is dead," said the radio broadcaster.

Sonic quickly ran out the door to the record store. He walked up to the checkout line.

"Excuse me, do you have the album "A Night At The Opera", by Queen?"

"No," said the person, "We don't sell albums by freakish and uncool classic rock bands like Queen or Led Zeppelin. Those bands are just freaky and gay. We only sell albums by cool, modern artists."

Sonic was furious and ran next door to the other record store. He ran and bought a copy of "A Night At The Opera" by Queen. He stepped up to the cash register.

"That will be $29.95," said the worker. Sonic pulled out his wallet but it was empty.

"I don't have any money," said Sonic. He quickly ran to the bank and applied for a loan. He got the money and ran band. He walked home with the album.

Sonic quickly put the CD in his cassette player.

A week later...

Sonic had listened to each song on the album. He decided that he absolutely hated the track "I'm In Love With My Car," so he decided to sell the album on eBay.

Sonic ran to his computer and put up an auction for it. He will charge $4.95 for shipping and $10.95 for handling.

8 days later...

Sonic realized his auction was over. The winner was the eBay user Zero1979. He quickly put the album in an envelope and sent it to the address 1775 Fake Street, in Beverly Hills, California, 90210.

Sonic ran to the post office. He put it into a box and it got mailed away.

After the ghastly experience, Sonic realized he would not buy any albums by Queen again and would now only listen to Led Zeppelin. He ran to his computer and realized he had an e-mail. It was from his estranged cousin from North Dakota, Judas Priest the hedgehog, who had the e-mail address Judas Priest was asking Sonic who he thought was a better band, Kiss or Pink Floyd. Sonic answered the best band was Kiss, because Sonic owned their album "Dressed to Kill" and thought Pink Floyd was boring.

Sonic ran to Jewel and bought milk, cheese, potato chips, seltzer, and the album Led Zeppelin IV.

When he got home, he called his friend Glenn and told him to meet him by the tree. While Sonic was walking to the tree, he noticed a bullet coming right at him and he died of cancer.

THE END