Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter I would be at the mall buying shoes not on fanfic.
Snape:
1. Scream "Hey Snivelly" when you pass him in the hall way.
2. Put on him the charm that makes you go upside-down (The one the Maurders would do)
3. Talk about his hair very loudly
4. Tell him to go play with his chemistry set.
5. Talk about how noble Harry potter is
6. Write a letter pretending to be Dumbledore saying that he wants him to be the new Defense against the Dark Arts Teacher.
