h…h…hi…,boy this is embarrassing oh boy ,well have any of you(like you care)saw college humor its great so here's a sketch from he channel(blushes)

On an average day, in an average school, in an average classroom filled with not so average teens, something weird was going to go down.…

"hello class, my name's Mr. Beilschmidt(Germania) and I will be your substitute teacher while Mr. Vargas (ancient Rome)is getting his foot fixed." someone hurled a wet ball of tissues at the Legolas like man,(narrowly dodging it) "you can call me Mr. B,I have a note from the principal…NO JEGGINGS…"

A girl named Arthur (England)stood up angrily ,saying "No they're jeans" .''No, they're leggings disguised to look like jeans.""Yeah, Arthur we can see your whole ass crack"(France). "whatever frog"

a blonde dude ,Felix,(Poland) stood up "what about my tacket" " is that a tank top jacket" "yea" " no its very slutty and it can't be worn" " bet you hate these stileakers too don't you" "yea those are definitely banned, now what are those pants you're wearing "stockis, stocking khakis" " yeah got you they're not allowed" the first boy asked quite stupidly "what about Alfred (America)he's wearing a hat" "this a Yamaha..." a red head with an Italian ( )accent shouted "what about my yamabra!" "yeah no you're 16 and that's sac-religious "an albino girl ( )called out "Are you saying I can't wear my nirt" " your what" " my non shirt" "That's not wearing a shirt "It mixes with a shirt" "you're going to be suspended"

A sweet looking girl who looked like Alfred ( )asked politely "Swearings? sweater earrings?" "those are absolutely fine but they look terrible" the red head asks again "Quongs? their quarter-roid" "thongs ...gotcha just keep them underneath your pants" "You old phogy" "Wow ,haven't heard that word in a long time, I'm thirty though thanks..."

"OK you in the back what are you wearing ,is that a shirt with the boobs cut out?" a girl who was had a headband (Belgium)who was previously chatting with her brother (Netherlands) "It's a W neck" "Take that off" "fine ,but underneath I'm wearing a nirt you fucking phogy" "Ok, I think you guys think that word is worse than it actually is."

"Can I wear this condom" asked a Spanish exchange student who is not very bright (Spain...obviously)"Not instead of pants" "What!" groans were being heard from all over the room ,Suddenly Mr. B bangs a book on his desk "Now do I have your attention ?!here's how were going do things no backless hoodies!" staring at a certain foul mouthed brunette(Romano) "no collarbone cardigans ,toeless boots..." staring at a boy whose facial features are similar to his (Germany)"No pelvis high skirts ,no tube tops made out of tubing..." a platinum haired Russian (Fem Russia)cried"No fish net bodysuits..." her older sister (Ukraine)reacted the same "and no jeggings! Now are we clear" "Yeah.." "Whatever..." "Perfect, now open up your textbooks to page seventeen..." as he unzipped his jacket he revealed…..

"Ugh no!" "No No ,I can wear this nirt ,I am an adult I have earned this right..."

"Sorry I'm late a student" (China)said as he rushed through the door then he saw Mr B"Wow my eyes are bleeding,I'm just gonna get myself to the nurses office..."

and that is why China wears red they're stained with the blood from his eyes:)

'Soooooooooo now that's over please comment and tell me if theyre are any YouTube video you want me to spoof.