30 things I won't do in the Soul Society
I won't tell General Yamamoto theat he is an old fart
I will not follow Rangiku around making cat noises
I will not hid or steal Yachiru's candy
I won't ask Captain Hitsugaya,or Rukia to make me a snowcone
The middle of a Captain's meeting isn't a good time to fart
I will not tell Soi Fon that she is a obsessed stalkerish fan girl,and that she should leave Yoruichi alone
No matter how much I want to,I may not slap Marechiyo
I'm not allowed to tell Chojiro Sasakibe that he's off the island
Messing with Isane is forbidden
Hiding Nanao's glasses will result in severe pain
Don't ask Captain Byakuya where he gets his hair clips
Don't ask Captain Gin what else comes out long and fast
Shakaho isn't gonna be used to make skylights
Don't tell Mayuri he looks like a demented mountain sheep
Even though its true,I'm not gonna call Yumichika that he is a narrsasistic peacock
Ikkaku isn't a cue ball
I will not run through the Kuchki mansion on a scooter,or any wheeled device for that matter
The lower membes of my company,are not my personal lackeys
While fighting Kenpachi,I won't tell him he's silly for putting bells in his hair
Nanao doesn't want to do my paperwork
Hosting a party in the 12th company lab ,isn't a good idea
Captain Kyoraku isn't a coffee table
Its not a good idea to talk to Izuru Kira about Gin
Don't call Captain Konamaru a " furry"
Despite popular belief,Captain Tosen can sense me doing Gundam Stlye in front of him
Don't mention Aizen aroung Momo
Don't ask Hisagi about the 69 on his cheek
Don't call Konamaru a puppy
Calling Renji a pinapple ,is not allowed
Don't ask rukia is she has a crush on Ichigo,she probaly won't answer.
