30 things I won't do in the Soul Society

I won't tell General Yamamoto theat he is an old fart

I will not follow Rangiku around making cat noises

I will not hid or steal Yachiru's candy

I won't ask Captain Hitsugaya,or Rukia to make me a snowcone

The middle of a Captain's meeting isn't a good time to fart

I will not tell Soi Fon that she is a obsessed stalkerish fan girl,and that she should leave Yoruichi alone

No matter how much I want to,I may not slap Marechiyo

I'm not allowed to tell Chojiro Sasakibe that he's off the island

Messing with Isane is forbidden

Hiding Nanao's glasses will result in severe pain

Don't ask Captain Byakuya where he gets his hair clips

Don't ask Captain Gin what else comes out long and fast

Shakaho isn't gonna be used to make skylights

Don't tell Mayuri he looks like a demented mountain sheep

Even though its true,I'm not gonna call Yumichika that he is a narrsasistic peacock

Ikkaku isn't a cue ball

I will not run through the Kuchki mansion on a scooter,or any wheeled device for that matter

The lower membes of my company,are not my personal lackeys

While fighting Kenpachi,I won't tell him he's silly for putting bells in his hair

Nanao doesn't want to do my paperwork

Hosting a party in the 12th company lab ,isn't a good idea

Captain Kyoraku isn't a coffee table

Its not a good idea to talk to Izuru Kira about Gin

Don't call Captain Konamaru a " furry"

Despite popular belief,Captain Tosen can sense me doing Gundam Stlye in front of him

Don't mention Aizen aroung Momo

Don't ask Hisagi about the 69 on his cheek

Don't call Konamaru a puppy

Calling Renji a pinapple ,is not allowed

Don't ask rukia is she has a crush on Ichigo,she probaly won't answer.