Lily and Snape sat in the Cheese Factory, wearing bikini's and blonde wigs, chugging peach brandy, and eating cheese cubes.

"I like cheese"

"I like cheese too" "You know what I like even more than cheese?"

"What do you like even more than cheese?"

"Cheese"

"Winkelhaven!" Lily shouted at random. Snape sat up with a start. He noticed his bikini was a bit loose. He sat there, fixing his bikini. After all, he didn't want his boobs falling out or anything. "Do you want to go eat some cheese Lily?" Snape asked politely.

"Oh, gosh, um, wait, I know this one, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, winkelhaven?"

"Good" With that Snape pushed Lily into a vat of cheese. Kicking and screaming, Lily was soon engulfed in the melted cheddar. Snape walked away with an expression of content, singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.

"OHHHHHH who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Spongebob Squarepants! If nautical nonsense be somethin' you wish. Spongebob Squarepants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a – woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooohoooooooooohoooooo ooo!" With that Lily pounced upon him.

"Give me back my puppy!"

"I don't have your puppy, pumpkin!"

"Then why did you push me into that conveniently placed vat of cheddar cheese?"

"Because it was there."

"Okay! Um, this is, like, totally random, but do like, have a thing for like, Minerva? I mean, you were all like, making out with her at like, study hall like, the other day and all. You know, why don't I just like, call her on this totally conveniently placed pay-phone and like, find out from like, her, like instead, like like like!"

"No not that, anything but that!"

"Okay. I didn't have any quarters anyways. They are all back in my pizza."

"AHA, you did it, you did the deed!" Snape shouted at her.

"I did no such deed. What deed are you refering to that I supposedly did anyways?"

"You did not do the deed okay. You did however commit the crime of public peeing!"

"What?" Lily shouted incredulously.

"You heard me, mooning!"

"But you said public peeing before!" Lily was now thoroughly confused.

"Well I changed my mind."

"Ok!"

"Oh, really, friends again?" Snape said happily.

"Ok!"

"Want some cheese?"

"Don't think I'm going to fall for that one again! I beat you this time!"

"Ok!"

"Aren't you going to eat my shoe now?" Lily asked.

"What?" It was Snape's turn to be confused this time. Then James showed up. All hell broke loose. Before he knew it, Snape was in a boiling vat of cheese, dead.

"Well, that was easy." He said with a look of satisfaction on his face.

"Ying"

THE END

(A/N: That story was really bad, i know. I think I had way too much sugar the day I wrote that one. Review it anyways!)