Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Ed, Edd, n, Eddy.


"And in conclusion students, this is why you shouldn't become a teacher," the teacher was explaining.

Double D was the only one paying attention.

"Now, since you all have destroyed most of Europe, and I'm on parole, I am required to give you, yet another unsupervised field trip," the teacher said. "God help me," he added, and he handed out permission slips. "This trip will be to Asia, you know, the place next to the other place that you guys destroyed," the teacher said.

"Hey, we didn't destroy all of it. We just sent it into the worst crisis since…Actually, there hasn't been a crisis worse than that," Kevin explained.

"Relax teach, we won't mess Asia up," Eddy said. "Right Ed?" Eddy asked.

"Right-o! Hey, what's this?" Ed asked, he picked up a screw, and the whole school collapsed.

"I'm gonna go call my lawyers. Get your permission slips signed, and be at the airport tomorrow at noon. I hope my lawyers haven't changed their names and moved again," their teacher said, and he left.

"I can't believe it! We're going to Asia! I've always wanted to go there! It has good food!" Johnny exclaimed.

"Food, don't talk to me about food," Jimmy said, still sick months after sampling European cuisine.

"Come on, this will be fun Jimmy!" Sarah exclaimed. Jimmy smiled.

"Double D, I heard that fountains in China are very romantic," Nazz said, holding Double D's hand.

Normally, Ed and Eddy would sweat uncontrollably if this were to happen to them. But Nazz and Double D were dating now, so Double D was very calm and relaxed.

"Rolf can't wait to go on yet another school vacation," Rolf announced.

"We should go home and rest. For tomorrow, we enter a new culture," Double D explained.

The Next Day

The Peach Creek kids (or Peach Creek Devils, as Europe would like to call them, and soon Asia as well) were all at the airport.

"Flight to Cambodia, now boarding," the stewardess announced. They all went on the plane, and began to enjoy their flight.

As they sat down, and the plane began to fly.

They all began to enjoy their flight, until a Frenchman needed to go to the bathroom, and passed them.

"I know you, you're the people who ruined my home country!" the man yelled.

He tried to attack them, but security took him down.

"You just watch! They're going to Asia now! You're all doomed! DOOMED! DOOMED!" the man yelled as he was taken away.

"What's his problem?" Nazz asked, reading her magazine.

A few hours passed by.

"Attention passengers, we're going to land in half an hour. In ten minutes all lavatories will not be in use, so if you have to go to the bathroom, please do so now," the pilot asked.

"I have to go to the bathroom Eddy," Ed said.

"So go you lummox," Eddy said, being disturbed from his nap.

Ed went to the bathroom and locked the door.

"Now how does this work?" Ed said. He looked underneath the toiled, and he pulled a pipe. Ed quickly ran back to his seat.

"We should be there soon," Kevin said.

Then, because of the pipe, Ed pulled, the pipes under the Peach Creek Kid's seats failed, and they all fell through the floor, without any of them noticing, they came through the roof of Cambodia's airport.

Double D looked up.

"Oh, we're here. That was quick," Double D said.

"Wait, where's our luggage?" Sarah asked. And then their luggage fell out of the sky, and it fell on Jimmy.

"Owie," Jimmy said.

They all got their bags and went to find their limo driver. As they left, the airplane that they were on crashed onto the runway.

"Guys, I still have to go to the bathroom," Ed whined.