Rainbow Dash Goes to the Store and Saves the Universe!
A fanfiction by Flickerswift
One time rainbow dash went to the store for looking at beans. She flew at the shop like a diving eagle and burst through the door with meesy hair.
"What beans you got for me," Dash aksed the store pny.
The store pony was a blue thinly four foott tall with flowing grren hair and gelatinous that sparkled in the morning sun like sweating mountain Dew cans on the shelf that that construction pony lef threre three weeks ago for forgotten drinking. Rainbow dash ws struck done by her beauty and couldn't remember what fr she came.
"Hey. How can I help yuo," asked the beaustifly store pont.
"I um hey," said Rainbow Dash poking at the Bellawood 100% solid brazillion cherry hardwood floooring with a 100 year transfurable warenty nervously.
Rainbow Dash was so stuck by store pony's beausty (who's name was acrul Blosssom Sparkle Sakura Kaze Moonbeam Shooter the Seventh) she couldnt asks for the fruit,.
"yo covered in sweat, get out of my lovely dstore said Blossom Sparkle Sakura kaze moonbeam Strinker the SEVenth,
There was a knock at the
"BUT I LOVWE YOU!" screamed Rsainbow Dash in a fit of passion! How could her ahtletic personality for flying get in the way of her true love!? ?!
Blosom Stopper Sakura KAze Moonbeam Striker sighed at the messy pony, because she was super nice and decided shed let the rainbow person stay and shop. The floors would just have to be waxed again later.
"ou only want mew becaeu I'm so hot, but that's fine. I sell stuff and you need it so you can shop it" Buster Stopper Sakurea kaze moonracer Stroke the seventh hummmed back. She was a very good singer and Rainboe Dash was so entrances she almost did not notice Hugo Weaving ride in a tied up Cheeralee with saddle and in mout yelling, "This is a holdup mr. Anderson!"
Hugo waved his matrix arm at Bell stopper Sakura Kase Mooncycle Stalker and Ranbow Dash used sonic rainbooom attack to slow him down. But he had cloned! Fifty severn point three (one wasn't doen cloneing yet) Hugo Weavings lauched at rainbow Dash and thwy had a mightlily battle!
First rainbow flew left, but the Weavings andticipated and shot pyedalight fro his boot at her!
"Eeew! Gross," yelled Rainbow in a hate and punched one onf the clones inthe face with her steel hoof. He explofed
Ten of the Hugohs merged into one and then sret the produce section on fire!
"Not the beans!" Screamed rainbow!
"My foooood!" Screamed Buttercup Slayer sakure wind Monopoly Slice and passed out from shock! Her beautiful store! She had it since because when grndmother gave to! How could she lose it now?1 She fell on the desk and knocked ink all over her paperwork.
"Not Bellatrix Swoon Smlletr Sakurachan Kaze monger Slippers !, too!" Howled rainbow ansd she picked up a garden hose and wrapped it around all fifty seven and even the unfinished Hugo Weavings. She flew with them far up into the sky whenre she let out a mighty yeel and proclaimed "You should have thought twicew before fighting with the Rainbow Dashe and dropped them!:"
All them splatted on the floor like ants on a speeding car window.
"You saved me! Said Beamer star Stocking Swamp Sakura-kun and she glomped Rainbow dash1!
Little did she know Hugo Weavingses true sinister puropsed was to kill celestia and rule over equestria forever! They would have had to wear plaid and eat hummus! It would been horr! Than god for rainnbow dash being there!
"I have beans noew," ainboe aked?
"yes! Said Beth, "You come back tonite for sex?"
"Sure." And they did it.
The End!
